In what ways do you want Suzaku to die?

Jul 25, 2008 4:03 PM

DestinyFate

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As topic.

Jul 27, 2008 4:26 AM

Lip

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He could be bitten to death by that black cat. >_> I've always thought it would be nice... and the others yelling:
"C'mon kittie, we belive that your manlier than that @/x.° "

Jul 29, 2008 6:01 PM

FlyingPlumTree

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now this may not be brutal enough... still read at ur own risk

Jul 30, 2008 12:47 AM

DestinyFate

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Jul 30, 2008 7:09 AM

W7yd6

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Jul 30, 2008 4:31 PM

UmiNetta

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I think he will die next time he will go see Karen ^_^

Jul 30, 2008 6:41 PM

FlyingPlumTree

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Nettachan said:
I think he will die next time he will go see Karen ^_^

so true lol

Aug 9, 2008 2:54 AM

Alina1123

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explosive diarrhea.

:D

Aug 17, 2008 7:23 PM

StarPebblit

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He should die laughing...xD I did from watching him in ep 19 of R2.

Sep 17, 2008 5:50 PM

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Lang

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DestinyFate said:

after this he should get him limbs cut off and a poison rots the rest of him body very slowly for about a day

Sep 17, 2008 6:10 PM

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Fayto

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I admit, him being bitten to death by Arthur would be very funny.

カレン ♥ 愛してるx無限!!! あああああいしてるうううううう!!! (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ

Sep 21, 2008 6:54 PM

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Fayto said:
I admit, him being bitten to death by Arthur would be very funny.

Rofl. If only Arthur had rabies and then bit him.

Oct 31, 2008 7:24 AM

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burningSunset

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grr, I dont know. But a slow and painful death. maybe make him drink a drop of nitric acid every 2 seconds.

Nov 4, 2008 5:19 PM

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Imperial_Thunder

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He should die by choking on something :P

Dec 6, 2008 12:39 PM

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edwardyyu9f

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chinese tourture method the death by thousand cuts, cut him with a shaving knife little by little until he die

Jan 2, 2009 4:47 AM

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hikari-chan

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*cries* he must die the same way he killed my lulu TT.TT

Jan 16, 2009 8:56 PM

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shinigamidono

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definitely Aids contracted from Charles, the emperor of Britania

Jul 15, 2009 7:25 PM

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Noname360

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Shoot him, stab him, then throw him into a pool full of sharks who smell blood! Heheh.
OR
Torture Douchezaku and make him watch a edited video of Euphie's death but suzaku killed Euphie instead of Lulu. Release him then he will commit suicide!!!!

Noname360Aug 4, 2009 8:09 PM

Jul 24, 2009 5:46 AM

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sadhana

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Sorry this may be a little brutal:

He he thats how much I HATE anyone who hates LELOUCH....

sadhanaAug 12, 2009 4:57 AM

Winners and Victims stand alone!!

Oct 9, 2009 2:33 PM

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die... just die stupid bastard, please die, do it for me and die, however you want, I want you to die, don't make me do it myself, I don't want to touch you, I'll give you all of my Kinder Bueno if you die, just die....

Oct 10, 2009 10:03 AM

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Dec 11, 2009 4:13 PM

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Chotgoriin

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he should be crushed by his own knightmare.... with lelouch laughing manically on the sidelines

Stop. Calm yourself. You're an idiot.

Jan 4, 2010 8:04 AM

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bellgybo

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Yes he must die like a jerk !
kicked his ass , throw into river , and eaten by shark.
you must DIE Kururugi Suzaku !

Jun 1, 2010 3:34 AM

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RoninAquila

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Anger-Fic of Suzaku-hate, delightfully crossed over with Fist of the North Star and Ridley Scott's Alien.

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How Kururugi Suzaku the honorless mangy cur should die.
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Better to die a Samurai with a soul than to "live" a mere western knight; not even a human being, much less a Warrior.

Right, if you so love being a coconut clicking ni-saying knight, let's give you an end FIT for a coconut clicking ni-sayer.

............

In Souten No Ken (Fist of the Blue Sky) there is a pressure point known as "Jiu Shen Duo Ming" (Nine Gods Steal Lives) that was passed onto (Kasumi) Kenshiro by Zhang Yen Tai.

Quite simply, you literally insert your finger into the skull between the upper and lower brain, and it will compell the person to obey the command you give before you pull it out to the letter. And in the UNLIKELY case the idiot can resist the command, his head explodes.

This is the only way, considering Suzy-boy already has Lelouch's Geass in place, so can't be geassed a second time.

Have Kenshiro knock out Suzaku, and staple halved coconuts to each of its hands with nailguns (since it is no longer a human being for selling out its Samurai spirit).

Next, have Kenshiro slap the animal awake, and press its "Jiu Shen Duo Ming" pressure point, commanding it:

"When in pain, you WILL shout "NI NI NI" nonstop, the more intense the pain, the louder and faster you must shout "NI NI NI" on the top of your lungs. And the more intense the pain, the faster you must click these coconuts together."

Then chain its legs to a toilet and throw a Xenomorph Facehugger into the bathroom, run a camera and lock the doors....

Hey, it hasn't got a heart in that chest of its anyway, being the mere knight that it is, so a chestburster is as good a replacement as any. If it has still been a Samurai, it would have deserved a Warrior's death.

But hey, it isn't. So we get treated to the delightful pleasure of watching Suzaku scream "Ni Ni Ni" on the top of its shredded lungs and rapidly click coconuts like a spastic and retarded monkey as a chestburster rips its out of its heartless honorless chest, like THIS: :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuapyExYJBI&feature

A fitting end for an animal that betraying the Eastern Warrior Spirit to be a mere soulless western knight. :) And those who insult Asian culture too. :)

Jul 21, 2010 12:43 PM

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BritishOcelot

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I would of loved to seen Lelouch personally execute him with a single shot to the head while smiling triumphantly.

Jul 31, 2011 6:51 PM

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Shizuka_Rin

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torture him first,..i wanna see him in dying in PAIN!!!1

Kenshin Himura
Ligt Yagami
Kade Rukawa
Hanamichi Sakuragi
Aya Mikage
Aki Mikage
tooya of Ayashi no Ceres
Ryuma Echizen
Belldandy of Ah! My Goddess

Nov 20, 2012 9:05 AM

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j4x

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He should have never existed at the first place. Most retarded person ever.

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