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My ultimate attack would be putting poison in the water pipes - not ordinary, poisonous poison, but self-produced super poison.. Poison that will kill you in an instant even if you consume nothing more than a small drop with a 1/1000000 concentration..

MWUHAHAHA >:D

P.S. I want the poison to be green.

:o I agree on the green part!! YES! it SHOULD be green.. for that's just AWESOME!!!!!

.. Or I could of course just use my ESP powers and make people exterminate each other.

*contacts secret esper society and makes plan*

ESP PLAN:
* Make Microsoft sell Windows with mind control catalysators (using supreme ESP powers).
* People are controlled by the esper society
* Succes!

.... you forgot that this world still has noobs that don't know how to work computers and rather go to bingo every night... aka the OLD PEOPLE... they have this certain brainwashing capability to get you to listen to their old and wise stories so have you accounted for the probability that their brainwashing will counter your ESP and render your plan useless?

~~fear the old people~~

You're right. We will put mind controlling devices in bingo places.

Also, I never thought of how Linux and Mac users wouldn't be affected. Shit.

>.< hmm that means there are some gaping holes in your plan! Quick, send in a patching program and patch them holes! you know what, why don't you make a super program that beats both microsoft, linux AND Mac and combines their best points and stuff.. just rule the market on your own and make sure EVEN GRANNIES can use it!! >:3 that might just work...

A new operating system will arise! >:D
Its name will be.. "Computer". When you aks for a "computer", you'll get a "Computer"!

Simply ingenious.

The esper society will then be in control of the puny humans!

xD mwhahahaa!!!!! <-- say that next time.. you need to work on your evil laugh if you wish to succeed in taking over the world ;) a tip from your club sempai xD

That's also what they said I lacked when I attended The School of Evilness. I guess I'm just not a natural.
But I'll try.

MWAHUHAAHA *cough, cough* mwuhaha >>:)

Oh! I want to marry super ultra rich and handsome japanese man and stole his money and do plastic surgery.Then..: I'll be the prettiest woman in whole world! An all boys and men will be my slaves! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*Sorry for my english ^^''*

:p no problem with your english ;) none of us non-natives are perfect at it so....
anyways, like your plan.. especially the part where there's a rich and handsome japanese dude ;) who wouldn't want one of those! yet... your plan has a bit of a gaping hole in it.... :0 I doubt homosexuals will fall for your new pretty looks... how will you deal with them? and the world has girls too? you want them to follow your lovely taking over the world plan too right? Hmmm how will you make certain of that little bit of world wide obediance?

Looking forward to further posts! this thread is reviving! ;)

Oh yes, @nqpz: Keep working on that evil laugh ;) you'll get there with a bit of practice xD we all do eventually!! MUHAHAHAHAAAA >:3

Oh it's simple! When all men will love me...They'll arrest or kill all those women XD XD XD MUAHAHA!

but you didn't fix the gay problem with that :P they'll be on the girls' side!!

Oh...but I love gays...so it's OK XD

xD lol! good answer!

who needs a plan of attack i control the world

*surrounds you with my minions* "
>.< not if I control you? >:3 BWHAHAHAAA

now this might not sound like a plan.. really.. but as someone with world domination, I would want it in a way that I may control Everything, without anyone knowing that I actually do so.. as in, controlling the higher-ups around the globe.. and this, I would do with vast amounts of manipulating money, resources and feelings : D

Edit: oh look, there were 2 pages, I didn't notice : D

^^ lawl! Well in general that's a good plan, but you'd need to know where to get that large amount of manipulation money and resources. Once you've got that part covered, it just might work... well unless one of the other world domination seekers stand in your way...