Resurrected Spotlight Anime: Neon Genesis Evangelion

Once upon a time there were two little girls that worked at the Zoo. Blondie and Dumbie, these were their names, were given a very hard task for that day. They had to take care of the gorilas! They went, armed with rakes and and will-power, and stood in front of the gorilas that, by their side, stood in front of them.

After an hour of staring at each other, both parties sit. The gorilas started looking at the sky, while Blondie and Dumbie continued looking at the gorilas. In this situation, Dumbie suddenly stated:

"Dya'now... I finished Evangelion like you told me to! It was like... Omg!"

Blondie, still looking at the primates, answered in awe:

"Yes it was! Did you watch the last two episodes?"

"Yeah, I did, found them at the Tube of You with Spanish subs, but it was fine either way. That last episode was totally awesome, but it's stupid that they say it's like that because of the low budget"

"Looked like Don's animations, don't you think?"

"Indeed, but I also felt it was a prototipe for the evolution of self as analogy with art, being the simplification an inner chase for the self."

"Still, that Shinji was fucking stupid, why should he have an inner chase for the self?"

Dumbie tought, just a little bit. It was not her habit to think too much. However, Blondie was faster and continued with her argument:

"Unless, of course, you consider Shinji like a reflection of the personality of the author. I read somewhere that he was a bipolar schizophrenic necrophilic guy that got crazy after divorcing and that was dying of depression and cancer. Like Shinji."

"I read at the Youtube comments that the author was mentally tormented by the lack of success of his acts and has considered suicide", answered Dumbie, that had actually read that at Wikipedia.

"Actually," - she continued - "I think that the whole series is a masturbatory exercise that the author had to create in way to keep himself occupied. Or else he would kill himself. I really thought that the Angels, Adam and Lilith thing were too much. Mixing religion is never a good trick when you don't know enough of the Bible to support it."

"Still, Rei being Lilith and therefore the only hope for the world was truly brilliant", answered Blondie.

With tears on her eyes, Dumbie agreed:

"It was kind of freaky Rei being everyone at the same time, but it also explains why Shinji-Father loved her so much... In the end it was an ode to the eternal love for the humanity and a string of light upon the soon-to-be destruction of the world by an egotist batshit-crazy father who could only raise a disturbed child. I understood that with the Fly me to the Moon!"

"Wtf, I did not see that!"

"It was the last episode, the lyrics came!"

"Ah, I jumped through it. But Rei being the clone of the Angels and the other guy Kaoru being the angel were not the most disturbing parts anyway."

"Haha, did you actually know that Kaoro and Shinji fucked each other?"

"No way!"

"Yes way!"

"When?"

"Iono, but they absolutely did it, omg it was so sexy, now YOU LOVE YAOI DON'T YOU?"

"No way!"

"YOU DO! C'mon, Shinji was kind of cute..."

Blondie was caught with this one and had to give it a nice share of thought. More intelligent than her friend and that the gorilas (that were still gazing at the sky), she deeply considered every answer till she finally shot another question:

"Would you do him?"

... Her friend was stunned. She did not expect this. Throwing a leaf at the biggest gorila, that did not notice it, she answered with a snarl:

"If the other guy was there I would. Now... WOULD YOU?"

"No way! He was a fucking dumbass that only whined and cried for his father. Misato's boyfriend was the hottest of them all. The tension between them, the relationship with the doctor girl, the whole concept of the city... That was my favourite part. Besides Asuka in the bathtub, of course. I'd do Asuka"

"Ya, thermodynamics ftw! Anyway, I really loved the flashback to Misato's story and the inner heart of the controlling system was just lovely. I cried so much when the guy died... Can't remember his name, but he's so damn cool... But the saddest part was the poor penguin... Misato left him with a cat lady and the world was destroyed and he died!"

"Wait, I don't remember that! I only cried with Asuka's story, that was totally freaky!"

This was a surprising revelation. Blondie never cried, at any occasion. Blondie was blonde, and blondes do not have a heart. But she changed issues immediatly:

"The only really stupid thing I found was the fact that the Evas had to be plugged to the city to work!"

"But that was probably because they were powered by the complex artificial intelligence, and not only by their alien nature. Which remembers me... EVA EATING ANGEL OMG THAT WAS SO FUN!"

"EW, I actually felt a bit hungry after that scene"

Suddenly, the male silver coated gorila raised an apple and threw it to Kiki, the newly arrived female. It seems that Kooka, the ancient 60 year old male, was prone to domestic violence. Dumbie looked at Blondie, that looked at Dumbie, that looked at Blondie. They both put thermodynamics into action and jumped into their pink Evas. And the world was saved.