Sayonara Zetsubou-Sensei
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| Don't know if anyone is interested, but I transcribed every part of the..."discussion" on the slides in the opening. Here you go: Dangerous. Space is dangerous. It’s really dangerous. Really dangerous. Space is dangerous. First of all, it's big. It’s beyond big. It's like super big. You can't use big here like you're saying: "about as big as 20 Tokyo Domes?" This is way beyond that level. After all it's infinite. Whoa! And you can't measure it in units. This is beyond tatami mats or hectares. It’s infinite and it's super big. And supposedly, it's expanding. That's dangerous. It's expanding. Since normal stuff like the earth doesn't expand. It'd be a problem if your floor started growing. That'd make the trip to the bathroom longer. If the road to school grew longer and a ten minute walk during my first year turned into a two hour bike ride in my third year, I'd want to cry. That's why Earth doesn't expand. It's willing to be reasonable. But space is dangerous. It doesn't give a damn about us. It expands like crazy. So much that we can't even measure the distance traveled by light from the farthest reaches. Way too dangerous. I said it was infinite but maybe it has limits. But if it has limits, then what's outside space? And nobody knows the answer. Dangerous. Nobody knows that answer. That’s incredible. And it’s super cold. Around 1 Kelvin. That would be -272c. Dangerous. Way too cold. You’ll die faster than you can drive a nail through a banana. Scary. And there’s absolutely nothing at all. Super empty. And super relaxed. It talks about hundreds of millions of years like it’s nothing. Not even grade school students bring up hundreds of millions of years these days. In any case, space has mad horsepower. Since it can handle infinity. Our limited understanding of infinity comes through complex calculations involving integers. Or by solving f(illegible symbol) through a calculator. No sweat for space. Infinity is infinity. Incredible. Dangerous. Anyway freaks, you need to realize how dangerous space is. Stuff like Hubble that’s gone out into space is amazing. Keep Etc. |
| That reminds me a lot about a particularly famous chapter of the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. Considering how well-read the author seems to be it's not impossible it's an actual reference. |
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| This episode was alot better than one which was just radom this one had jokes too, I love the stalker line. |
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| LMAO.... that was a hilarious episode >.< Zetsubou-sensei = second-hand murderer?? o_O And.... *ring* GAH!!!... *whirr* GAH!!... *giiii~~~* GAAAHH!! Haha stalker chain =3 |
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| " I wonder if he could just lead all these dangerous people outside town." x] This show is actually epic. I was laughing throughout the whole thing. |
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| I loved the Code Geass reference on the blackboard! Everyone is so screwed up they even make the teacher look normal! |
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| zero................i'm not orange...........lol |
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| talk about greatness |
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| Gawd that was awesome. gogoulo said: Yeah, I saw that too XDzero................i'm not orange...........lol Laughed too much in this episode XD |
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Noelle_x3 said: Not really... Sunako wasn't a hikikomori and she loved the terror stuff which Kiri didn't really seem to like ^^UHey, that girl stuck in her room was a referance to Yamato Nadeshiko Shichi Henge. Only she was 'beautiful' & had 'fair skin' lmao. Am I the only one who catched the xxxHolic reference? (Zashiki-Warashi and the mahjong-stuff behind Kiri) |
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| It's been a while since I've laughed quite a bit in just one episode. Funny show. |
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| Komori-chan ftw!!! She's super moe! xD Great parodies! This show's awesome! The cast of supporter freakshow characters are epic! This show's so messed up, but yet soooooo good ^^ btw the stalker chain was epic :D emmkaygee said: i love it haha, i cant wait to see what other dysfunctional members of society are in his class =P lol xD |
| Wow, I laughed so hard on this episode. This anime defenally become my favorite anime! Chain of stalker were WIN!<3 and the parody.. Death Note, Code Geass, Lucky Star, xxxHOLiC and etc. So great XD! |
| Their were so many reference. I lmao during the whole episode! |
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| Awesome loved it the chain of stalkers was hillarious. |
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| hahaha! He's got a chain of stalkers! and three girls after him. |
| <i>When all else is lost, the future still remains</i> |
| Really loved this episode!!! Stalker girl FTW |
| haha yuno poster and uniform xD suicide partners hahahah god stalker chains that was soo awesome xD |
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| just loved the episode, simply great!! best parts was the cake and stalkers scenes!! |
| I laughed out loud to myself in this episode! The chain of stalkers is epic comedy!! XD |
| I don't like random comedy, this series is simply unwatchable. Dropped it :). |
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| I love random comedy, this series is simply a masterpiece. Watching it =). |
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| Death Note reference too :p |
| Travel partner list, wtf xD ''ZEROOO! I'm not Orange!' XD 200% MOTHEREFFING LOYALTY DESPAIR. ... But what cracked me up the most was 'Zura janai, Katsura da!' Zura reference, epic. And Death Note, and 'let's get married', and 'Boys Love Club Recruiting', and the chain of stalkers... I OFFICIALLY LOVE THIS ANIME. Nozomu is awesome. Also, amazing ED animation. Panaru said: Waaah, thanks x3 I was wondering about that part, cause it was pretty much unreadable in the video I watched. 'In any case, space has mad horsepower. Since it can handle infinity. ' XD |
CenedessNov 23, 2009 2:28 PM
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| This makes me wish i had more socially inept people in my life! haha great episode XD |
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| OH MY, THIS SHOW IS FUCKING HILARIOUS LOL. Infact, I laughed throughout the whole episode. Mr. Despair is even funnier than the previous episode, lol. ALSO, THE CAKE AND THE PROPORTIONAL LADY LMFAO. Okay so the first part was hilarious, the hikkikomori part. That girl forced her way out after seeing Mr. Despair outside her windoe with a rope in his neck, lolol. Also, the sensei was writing her name in his Death Note, lmao. The second part was the best one. The stalker one. I just didn't expect that chain stalking, fuck lmao. Also, in the nurse's office, that girl said it so frankly that sensei needs to take responsibility, but nothing even happened to them, lmfao. |
| Fucking LOL! Suicide partners, stalker chain, "I'm the one who washes your underwear" good gawd, xD Fuura is annoying and funny at the same time. I want to kill her and yet... |
| Strawberry CakeShake FTW!! Urahara Out!! |
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| FABULOUS |
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| Really great, especially the second half. The stalker chain was hilarious. If it stays like that it's at least a 9 for me. |
| I probably regret this post by now. |
| This episode was so crazy! I loved it! It's rare of me to laugh out loud watching something alone, this was hilarious! Best part was the chain os stalkers! Crazy stuff xD. Every single character is so unique with each own over-the-top eccentricity. I never gave an anime a 9 score so early, I couldn't resist it. The first episode was an experimentation, this one confirms my new addiction! Downling the rest as I type :P |
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| - OCD applied to the strawberries and the cake - Nice kit Nozomu-san! I want one :P - Epic stalking! |
shadowswordJul 4, 2010 7:27 AM
| - First, Social Withdrawal - Second, Stalking. -TRUE DEEP LOVE = '...To commit suicide together!' I cracked. - THE MEANING OF LOVE = 'Is found through death! - Stoned expression = EPIC - Nozomu's advice for IN LOVE COUPLES = 'To die together' - "I'M NOT ORANGE" written on the chalk board = EPIC - Chalk breaking = Epic moment. - On the notice board "Boys Love Club Recruiting" made me laugh. - "Her Love Is Too Heavy!" that made me smile. - Bed moment = hilarious - Her boyfriend became a stalker himself is just too EPIC - Now HIS girlfriend is talking him. // Okay stop right here, this chain is getting LONG. - Blazing glares in the dark = AWESOME That's all I have to say, amazing episode, it's always fun to watch something relieving like this every once in a while. |
| man this is one amazing show! i almost choked from all the cuteness :D 5/5 |
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| This episode was AMAZING!!!! I can't even think of anything interesting to say, but I have to express my gratitude that something as funny as this exists! |
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| hahahaha this ep was great i really think im going to enjoy this anime lol that suicide kit scene was so funny but that whole chain of stalkers just made it even more funny that stalker girl is scary lol |
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| its always funny when he goes "what if I died?" and that chain of stalkers was funny! |
| Good episode. Lots of weird moments. I liked the whole stalker chain part! I was LOL'ing so much at that part. And the travel kit and "travel partner" xD I'm so glad I actually took the time to watch this now! |
| Hehe I didn't know that legendary stalker chain scene was so early in the show.=3 |
| I LOLed too much on this episode, a hikikomori, an obsessive-compulsive and a chain of stalkers! :D |
| You see there's no need to wonder where your god is, Coz he's right here! ...and he's fresh out of mercy. |
| LMAO @ the stalker chain. Everyone in the world is just following each other behind lamp posts |
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| LMAO @ the stalker chain. Everyone in the world is just following each other behind lamp posts |
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| Oh god. I haven't laughed like this since Gintama. All through out this ep, this show is just pure gold. The train, the hikikomori, the stalker, OC and the Fuura-san scenes are all WIN. "What if I died?" ROFL "Color your feet instead of wearing shoes." xD The chain of stalkers made my stomach hurt so bad due to laughing. Until now, I'm still laughing while typing this. It's just too epic. And the references. "I'm not Oraaaaaanngeeee. Zerrooooooo." That's just brilliant. Also, that Konata in T-shirt. xD |
StormViruzJan 19, 2011 10:17 AM
| haha GREAT episode, i absolutely love every character so far. |
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