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Dec 18, 2014 8:59 AM

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Granted but your Slave will not last for long and will commit suicide later.....

i wish i was a f*cking unicorn so i could stab all of the f*cktard with my head..^^

Dec 18, 2014 9:02 AM
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Oct 2014
1946
Granted: but you can only stab yourself

I wish for unlimited wifi
Dec 18, 2014 9:59 AM

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Jun 2008
3915
Granted: but it's only for one frequency

I wish for a Lamborghini.
What if the Hokey Pokey is what it is all about?

Dec 18, 2014 10:04 AM
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Oct 2014
1946
Granted: but you only get the engine

I wish for an ice cream
Dec 18, 2014 11:57 AM

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Oct 2014
4753
Oooo a ice cream you say why don't I put some on my body for you to lick it off?

I wish for my best friend to become my lover
Dec 18, 2014 12:21 PM

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Jul 2014
437
You got it but your friend have longest "tail" than own Devil . . .

I wish a comprehensive female harem.
I'll tell you something, my Tenchi. You know, the carnival comes and goes... if you wait for a while, it'll always come back to you, Tenchi.
Dec 18, 2014 7:02 PM
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Oct 2014
1946
Granted: but your female harem are actually a bunch of man dress-in-drag.

I wish I can use magic irl.
Dec 18, 2014 7:04 PM

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Feb 2014
2171
You can use magic, but every time you use it your penis shrinks by a centimeter

I wish I had a Wii U




Dec 18, 2014 7:04 PM

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Aug 2014
4095
you killed yourself

ninjaed

your wii explodes and kills you

i want all the anime merch
Dec 18, 2014 7:05 PM
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Jul 2018
564612
I bought every merch in the wordls! 'cause im more rich than you

I wish i could fly
removed-userDec 18, 2014 7:13 PM
Dec 18, 2014 7:07 PM

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Feb 2014
2171
Granted, but you end up with millions of dollars of debt

Damn, got ninjaed

You crash and fall and die

I wish I had a Happy Meal right now




Dec 18, 2014 7:09 PM

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Apr 2014
48
granted but you died of a heart attack

i wish they would come out with a season 2 anime of high school of the dead
Dec 18, 2014 7:10 PM

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Feb 2014
2171
Granted, but it sucks shit. And your favorite character dies

I wish there was a Doubt anime




Dec 18, 2014 7:14 PM

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Dec 2014
239
Granted, but you'll only get an Ova and not a full TV series

I wish my anime husband was real
Dec 18, 2014 7:15 PM

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Feb 2014
2171
He cheats on you with his own waifu and they elope, abandoning you

I wish I had some Chipotle




Dec 18, 2014 7:19 PM
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Jul 2018
564612
Granted, but you have an insane diarea for weeks

I wish i could breath under water
Dec 18, 2014 7:54 PM

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Aug 2011
159
granted, but you could never breathe out of water ever again

i wish to speak fluent japanese like a native
Dec 18, 2014 7:57 PM

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Feb 2014
2171
you are still treated as a gaijin

I wish that AC Unity wasn't a buggy incomplete piece of shit




Dec 19, 2014 12:12 AM

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Dec 2014
239
fixed but you can't turn it off

i wish to re-do this entire year
Dec 19, 2014 12:21 AM
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Oct 2014
1946
Granted: But your lifespans is reduce to 1 year

I wish for a cat
Dec 19, 2014 12:24 AM

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Oct 2014
4753
that's fine but the cat turns into a dog

i wish the other me to be my gf
Dec 19, 2014 12:26 AM

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Dec 2010
2670
Granted but does that mean you're attracted to yourself? Wouldn't that just make you gay?

I wish someone will corrupt this wish.

Dec 19, 2014 12:30 AM
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Oct 2014
1946
Granted: But your gf will cheated on you

I wish for free food

*get ninja'ed

Not granted: Cause your wish broke 'Da Rules

Still wishing for a free food
Dec 19, 2014 12:32 AM

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Dec 2014
239
Granted but the food is poisoned and you die.

I wish I could stop procrastinating
Dec 19, 2014 12:32 AM

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Mar 2014
4339
Granted, but it's spoiled.^^
Granted, but you forgot your assignment.^

I wish for a ThisNameSucks.
Dec 19, 2014 12:33 AM

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Oct 2014
4753
Rezurrekt said:
Wouldn't that just make you gay?

nah ; )
Dec 19, 2014 3:39 AM

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Jul 2014
437
Mmmm, I lost the thread, so granted you are not gay, but all your waifu turn to be okama muscled guys. . .

All female company to my comtempt, I promise no Sekkusu harass, eh!!
DcyendDec 19, 2014 3:43 AM
I'll tell you something, my Tenchi. You know, the carnival comes and goes... if you wait for a while, it'll always come back to you, Tenchi.
Dec 19, 2014 8:32 AM

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Jun 2008
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Alquez said:
Granted, but it's spoiled.^^
Granted, but you forgot your assignment.^

I wish for a ThisNameSucks.

Granted: but he rejects you.

I wish the passenger pigeon became unextinct.
What if the Hokey Pokey is what it is all about?

Dec 19, 2014 9:49 AM

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Jul 2014
437
Got lost again, so my wish is no corrupted >_<
You got born like a passenger pigeon but a parasite acarus got to kill all the species.

My own tranquility oasis with plenty chicks living with me.
DcyendDec 19, 2014 9:52 AM
I'll tell you something, my Tenchi. You know, the carnival comes and goes... if you wait for a while, it'll always come back to you, Tenchi.
Dec 19, 2014 9:52 AM
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Oct 2014
1946
Granted: but your oasis is going to sink in 24 hours

I wish for immortality
Dec 19, 2014 9:54 AM

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Jul 2014
437
Granted but your sins will be punished on eternal sufering for kill my ecosystem.

Become a hero.
I'll tell you something, my Tenchi. You know, the carnival comes and goes... if you wait for a while, it'll always come back to you, Tenchi.
Dec 19, 2014 9:58 AM
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Oct 2014
1946
Granted: but your identity is no secret.

I wish for a dragon. A cute dragon.
Dec 19, 2014 10:02 AM

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Apr 2014
1267
Granted but it only feeds on your organs.

I want to eat.
your waifu is shit
Dec 19, 2014 10:08 AM
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Oct 2014
1946
Granted: but you will never get full.

I wish for money.
Dec 19, 2014 10:37 AM

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Jul 2014
437
Granted, but you must work hard for it

I too.
I'll tell you something, my Tenchi. You know, the carnival comes and goes... if you wait for a while, it'll always come back to you, Tenchi.
Dec 19, 2014 10:59 AM
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Oct 2014
1946
Dcyend said:
Granted, but you must work hard for it


I wish to be inspiring.
Dec 19, 2014 11:05 AM

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Jul 2014
437
Yeah but you finished inspiring a mad sect.

I wish no wishes.
I'll tell you something, my Tenchi. You know, the carnival comes and goes... if you wait for a while, it'll always come back to you, Tenchi.
Dec 19, 2014 11:07 AM
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Oct 2014
1946
Get Cosmo for your Godparents.

I wish for never ending ice cream.
Dec 19, 2014 11:10 AM

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Jul 2014
437
fruitynana said:
You're granted a wish.

I wish for never ending ice cream.

Granted but too hot winter and melted you attracting the gaze of a multitude of peepingtomies.

More icecream than you - I'm greedy - XD
I'll tell you something, my Tenchi. You know, the carnival comes and goes... if you wait for a while, it'll always come back to you, Tenchi.
Dec 19, 2014 11:14 AM
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Oct 2014
1946
Granted: but fruity stole your ice creams for revenge.

I wish for more sleeping hour
Dec 19, 2014 11:16 AM

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Jul 2014
6798
Granted but while you are sleeping a horde of demons is eating your flesh slowly.


I wish Legend of the Galactic Heroes was more popular.
Take care of yourself

Dec 19, 2014 11:21 AM

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Nov 2014
2073
Granted. LoGH gets a remake by the shittiest anime studio ever and sets the record for maximum fillers in an anime.

I wish pokemon were real
Dec 19, 2014 11:23 AM

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Jul 2014
437
Granted but you never found out no one.

Be surrounded by a group of ecchi nechan
I'll tell you something, my Tenchi. You know, the carnival comes and goes... if you wait for a while, it'll always come back to you, Tenchi.
Dec 19, 2014 11:33 AM

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What is "nechan"? They all sprout penises every full moon & rape your sorry little ass.

I just want a simple life.
Dec 19, 2014 11:38 AM

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Nov 2014
2073
Granted. You spend the rest of your life naked, living in a forest and eating bugs for survival.

I wish Hunter X Hunter manga would resume and the author would never take a break until the manga was finished
Dec 19, 2014 11:41 AM

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Jul 2014
6798
Granted but his writing gets really lazy and it drags on for an eternity

I wish I had a kuudere girlfriend
Take care of yourself

Dec 19, 2014 11:42 AM

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Mar 2014
4913
they don't exist all girls are hoes

I wanna die at my happiest moment
Dec 19, 2014 10:03 PM
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Oct 2014
1946
Granted: but your happiest moment is actually your own imagination.

I wish I have a phone.
Dec 19, 2014 10:20 PM

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Dec 2014
239
it's an alien lifeform and punches you in face everytime you try to use it

i wish there's 10 billion dollars on my bed right now
Dec 19, 2014 10:21 PM

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Oct 2014
4753
Granted but their all stuck to me and you have to take the money off my body

I wish I had a empire
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