| it's too uncomfortable and you decide to cut it i wish the world is filled with candy |
| "This is boring...I'm bored..." |
| Ugh sniped. Granted, but for some odd reason, all the candy comes with NarutoxSasuke doujinshi. #37 I wish I could sew well. |
| granted but it's on someones face I wish for a waifu |
| your waifu is a lesbian i wish for a money |
| You get a husbando but he is violent towards you, cheats on you and fathers a million children with other women while he is your husbando. He then gets a divorce taking away all your money in the process leaving you to starve on the street. I wish I had superpowers |
| Your bed has hidden blades under the sheets, impaling you when you lay on it. I wish for my own harem |
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| The members of your harem get jealous of each other and kill each other. I wish I had a billion dollars |
| Granted but you have to violate me first I wish I had cookies |
| Granted, but it has 1 leg, no eyes, half a nose and a tongue so long it can't fit in it's mouth. I wish I could get time off work. |
| I can tackle you and violate however you'd like me to : ) I wish my best friend would become my lover |
| Granted, but she's not interested in sex. I wish I could get a new car. |
| Granted, but you wreck it after driving for 5 minutes. I wish I could live forever. |
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| Granted but you will be the only one who is immortal. I wish I didn't have to work again. |
| your waifu is shit |
| Granted, you are now dead. I wish for a turkey sandwich on rye bread with lettuce and mustard. And...and I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises, you got it? |
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| You get your sandwich but you also get food poisoning and have to spend the rest of the day in the toilet. I wish I owned a supercomputer |
| Granted but it instead saves the world as a superhero I wish I had a dakimakura |
Rorschach said: Granted but it instead saves the world as a superhero I wish I had a dakimakura Unfortunately you didn't specify on what its made of and who it is. Its a body pillow of your least favorite character. The fabric is made from the heir they collect from shower drains, and is full of dirty glass shards, dirty needles, and rusty nails. I wish to have a domesticated fox with no agressivness. |
| Fortune favors the bold. I weep for the sheep. |
| Granted, but it's filled with scratchy hay, and rotten eggs.....and there is no amount of washing to get the itch and smell out. I wish that my student loans were paid off. |
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| Granted but all your other loans are tripled. I wish that you won't corrupt this wish (Paradox about to happen) |
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| ^^Rich old guy pays off your debt... you don't have money to pay him back so you repay him with sexual favors. ^Granted. But the paradox creates a disturbance in the physics of the universe creating a black hole that destroys earth. I wish I could travel all over the world |
| Your student loans are paid of... by a loan shark. They got connections and are going to hunt you down. They're going to water board you and give you air before you die repeatedly while hammering a nail into every finger and toe, and kill you once they hammered them all. I wish to be able to manipulate boundaries |
| Fortune favors the bold. I weep for the sheep. |
| Granted, but then later you ate some food that wasn't good....and you were like, "well that wasn't great" It had nothing to do with your wish. *ninja'd* (should have refreshed) Granted, but you end up stuck in between boundaries and die a slow death. I wish I could see through cardboard. |
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| Granted, whenever you walk through the streets, you see hobo's having an orgy in there cardboard box. I wish I wasn't socially awkward. |
| Fortune favors the bold. I weep for the sheep. |
| ^^Granted, but you saw your best friend and your girlfriend making out inside a cardboard. ^ Granted, you became so famous, Obama hired an assassin to kill you before you influence the people. I wish for a wish |
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CorruptedPurity said: ^^Granted, but you saw your best friend and your girlfriend making out inside a cardboard. ^ Granted, you became so famous, Obama hired an assassin to kill you before you influence the people. I wish for a wish Granted, you thought of a wish. But you used your wish to think of a wish. :P I wish rain didn't exist, but the ecosystem was still perfect. |
| Fortune favors the bold. I weep for the sheep. |
| Rain won't exist and the ecosystem is perfect but now humans become extinct. I wish I rule the world. |
| Granted, everyone died and you are the only one left who can rule anything. |
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| How can I corrupt you if you have no wish ^^ I want to play in a survivor game and be the last one alive. |
| Granted but you die after you get out of the game I wish for a Rias Gremory Dakimakura |
| Granted, but she become real and starts to strangle you while you sleep. I wish I turn into a billionaire right now. |
| Granted, but people become aware of this and rob you I wish I had the ability to read minds |
Take care of yourself |
| Not granted, I wouldn't want you to know my thoughts lolol I wish for a body pillow with Debonair Ezreal on it |
| Granted, you became the pillow. I wish that finding Anime without sexualised body parts would be easier. |
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| Granted, you have all H stuff at all. I wish my own palace plenty of meido hot chicks >_< |
I'll tell you something, my Tenchi. You know, the carnival comes and goes... if you wait for a while, it'll always come back to you, Tenchi.  |
| Granted, you now have a palace full of overcooked chicken. I wish my wish could not be corrupted. |
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| granted but it still gets corrupted I wish I had a big sister |
| Granted, you died and you will not be incarnated until your new family have given birth to a daughter who can be your sister. I wish for a noble title. |
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| Granted but you're now an ant. I wish nobody in this world is able to tell a lie. |
| Granted, but it burns your face off when you eat it I wish I were better at gaming (I'm a n00b) |
Take care of yourself |
| wish granted you become a mlg gamer and have a neckbeard battlestation but have a heart attack in 1 year I wish I had a cuddle buddy |
| Granted but stabbed your back in the end all was a facade to steal all your imouto tachi. . . I wish a entire country for me and my female harem. |
I'll tell you something, my Tenchi. You know, the carnival comes and goes... if you wait for a while, it'll always come back to you, Tenchi. |
| Granted. but that country is in west africa and ebola chan joins your harem I wish I could fly |
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