| WARNING POSSIBLE BAD ENGRISH INCOMING This thread is simple We talk about times you saw something retarded happen, it can only be something you yourself witnessed. Anyway heres mine Its was durring Middle school. Its that subject class that doesnt affect your grades (tutoria in spanish) and the teacher gives us a drawings to color, the drawing had a character with no mouth in it, RATHER then just telling us to not draw a mouth to the character the teacher decided to tell us a creepypasta of Hello kitty(dark origin story, something about cancer) and then said, I dont remember perciasly but it was something around the lines of: "and thats why you shouldnt give that character a mouth" the entire time he was telling the creepypasta I was yelling in my mind "just tell them Not TO DRAW A MOUTH" retarded at its best(for me) |
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| I had this one physics teacher back in junior high and I don't mean to sound like a prick or anything but I think she had some issues. So anyways this one day the class was being particularly noisy and she started screaming about how she doesn't get paid enough for handling kids like us. That was about the time when a girl said "that's because you're autistic, you have tourettes and you're ugly" or something. She immediately burst out into tears, half pretending that she's fainting and ordering a student to bring her lemonade flavored gatorade.. I remember how sometimes she used to step into class and find kids out of their seats so she used to 'playfully' chase them back to their places.. |
| I was in an electronics class. This one dorky guy was there playing around with a capacitor. I jokingly told him to put it in the outlet on the wall because I did not think he would. He did exactly that and it exploded with a loud pop and flash then the teacher kicked him out. |
Veneficia said: I heard something pretty fucking stupid about why one of the girls in my class got pregnant She said that her boyfriend at the time before 2012 asked her if they could make a baby because the end of the world was going to happen on 2012. She now (then) has a son and it was 2013 . I couldn't for the life of me stop laughing. Lines like that aren't supposed to work. How the heck did that happen. |
| Okay... this happened when I was in the 9th grade My Integrated Science teacher had a powerpoint on the smart screen. If I remember correctly, the topic we were discussing was Breeding. Anyways, he came to a slide where he had this super cute dog on the screen as a picture. These two girls from the back of the class squealed these words: "DOGGIE DOGGIE KAWAII DESU" I just couldn't... I was legit #doone. People who understand a few Japanese terms or the people who were familiar with anime in my class were laughing their fucking asses off. Those who weren't thought the two girls were speaking Spanish or some shit. I was ready to fall off my chair and my insides were in so much pain. It brings tears to my eyes just thinking about it. So motherfucking cringe-worthy. Some dudes in my class (who were casual anime watchers) went up to her and were like "Are you stupid" etc. These absolutely idiotic, retarded and cringe-worthy girls made comments like "We were just speaking Japanese.. durh." etc and continued to flood the room with their ignorance. Finally, a kid who was actually Japanese-American approached these two girls and tried correcting them. Saying they used the terms wrong, they pronounced the terms wrong and he tried telling them how to properly say "The dog is cute". These girls refused his advice and continued saying "you're not really Japanese" and that he didn't know what he was talking about. Whether these girls were serious/just really stupid, or if they were trolls, I still have no idea. I mean ffs, the girls sometimes wore pigtails to school and wore cat sweaters. Unfortunately, they're still alive. |
| A teacher once was handing back tests and called a kid out on answer that Hitler ruled over Puerto Rico - they were Puerto Rican. |
| Well I was discussing a lecture about ecosystems. I'm not sure anymore but I said something about reindeers when a girl suddenly laughed. I asked her why she was laughing and she answered "sir reindeers doesn't exist". I looked at her for half a minute and then I told her "umm, reindeers exist" where she fired back "sir, what about rudolph". The whole class howled with laughter then. This is in college too. |
BeBackinaSec said: Well I was discussing a lecture about ecosystems. I'm not sure anymore but I said something about reindeers when a girl suddenly laughed. I asked her why she was laughing and she answered "sir reindeers doesn't exist". I looked at her for half a minute and then I told her "umm, reindeers exist" where she fired back "sir, what about rudolph". The whole class howled with laughter then. This is in college too. I am so done at this point. How old were the students. |
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Fukuoka1999 said: BeBackinaSec said: Well I was discussing a lecture about ecosystems. I'm not sure anymore but I said something about reindeers when a girl suddenly laughed. I asked her why she was laughing and she answered "sir reindeers doesn't exist". I looked at her for half a minute and then I told her "umm, reindeers exist" where she fired back "sir, what about rudolph". The whole class howled with laughter then. This is in college too. I am so done at this point. How old were the students. 19 years old. Plus they were science majors. |
| I was in maybe grade 6 at that time. In class, the teacher was sitting reading some kind of paper and saw 3-4 guys whispering about games and movies. Two of the guys realized the teacher heard them and stopped, but the other two didn't. So the teacher just said to one of the boys, "look *insert student name*, I know he's your boyfriend, but you don't have to show it around he whole class. Just stop, its gross." The whole class was shocked and stared at the teacher for a moment and went back to reading. I'm pretty sure that teacher had a screw lose in her head. |
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"Let's bring a baby into the world that's about to explode!" what's the baby's name? Miracle or some shit like that? Poor kid is going to grow up a drug addict or criminal |
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| Hmm, weird things seem to happen to me a lot. A few months ago my senile old neighbour threw a watermelon at me when I walked outside and shouted "EAT YOUR FRUIT BOY", it went everywhere and I made him clean it up. In high-school, one of the hottest girls in the school apparently fell in love with the principal (94 years old btw) and when he turned down her advances for sex, she killed herself in the middle of chemistry class. |
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