| Wave goodbye and kick her ass out of the ass |
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| I'd be more surprised by the fact that people would actually steal body pillows. If having one is as close to social suicide as possible, then how does stealing one compare? |
| cry and remember all the memories I had with said waifu. maybe prepare a funeral and invite all my 2d friends. |
| My wife would probably sashimi anyone who messed with her, before I even knew about it. m9(^Д^) |
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| let them have their way because jokes on them, i am a cuck |
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| Cut all ties to both of them and leave them be. And if the girl came to regret her decision, too bad. Wouldn't take her back. |
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| Yaoi mandingo party Make that slut give allegiance to the squad |
| Tell them she bites so they'd best return her. |
| Have a threesome with the thief and my waifu. |
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| I will hurt them really really BAD. hehehehahhaAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! |
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| I will steal their waifu/body pillow. |
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| Wouldn't it be tragic if they accidentally fell down a steep flight of stairs? |
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| They can't steal something that isn't 3D. |
| Nothing. They'll, by complete coincidence, fall off an Airplane with nobody around. |
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| I already stole had to steal my waifu from @-Senpai- so I'm not giving up without a fight. |
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| I've had this happen. Freshman year. I broke his nose. Two week suspension worth it 100%. I'm not so hot headed so I probably wouldn't tempt someone with pressing assault charges against me now. I would just move on with life. Like everyone else said. What's that saying.. if I'll cheat for you I'll cheat on you? |
| I'd first start by digging the thief's funeral ( ._.) |
| Spend the next 4 hours crying uncontrollably in the shower while attempting to eat a tub of Ben & Jerry's with one hand and masturbate with the other. |
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NasalShark said: I already stole had to steal my waifu from @-Senpai- so I'm not giving up without a fight. Wot? Oh that's right, you stole Saya, yeah that's totally not a cheap clone of her. You won buddy, you have the "real" Saya. (Notice how I put the word real between quotation marks, implying she's EXTRA real) |
 NasalShark said: I'd love to squeeze your nipples until they look like a purple slushie, Senpai. |
| I'd like to see them try. Ain't nobody stealing my waifus. |
 It's an entirely different kind of flying, altogether! It's an entirely different kind of flying. |
-Senpai- said: NasalShark said: I already stole had to steal my waifu from @-Senpai- so I'm not giving up without a fight. Wot? Oh that's right, you stole Saya, yeah that's totally not a cheap clone of her. You won buddy, you have the "real" Saya. (Notice how I put the word real between quotation marks, implying she's EXTRA real) That's right. I know that my Saya is real because theres a button on her back that makes her say 8 different phrases! That's a variety of language no unreal Saya could exhibit. Also her eyes light up and she moves her arms up and down. |
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| Ill ask him if I could at least get the upper part. NasalShark said: Ah btw can I get source for ur avatar? :3-Senpai- said: Wot? Oh that's right, you stole Saya, yeah that's totally not a cheap clone of her. You won buddy, you have the "real" Saya. (Notice how I put the word real between quotation marks, implying she's EXTRA real) That's right. I know that my Saya is real because theres a button on her back that makes her say 8 different phrases! That's a variety of language no unreal Saya could exhibit. Also her eyes light up and she moves her arms up and down. |
| I can try to be funny but no one will laugh. So instead of being a tryhard, I will confess that I have no joke. |
| If they are cheating play a crazy prank and upload said prank on youtube as a video and buy tissues to cry with the ad revenue from the video. |
R4vel said: Ah btw can I get source for ur avatar? :3 Nope. I tried and I failed. Google doesn't seem to want to let me find it. Sorry. I'm pretty sure the original image was an independant peice of artwork someone made that I thought was cool, so I copied and pasted without saving. I can give you the avatar itself but not the original. It might even be lost forever. |
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NasalShark said: Ah that's fine, I found it. If it wasn't for the V (peace sign) I probably wouldn't have thoR4vel said: Ah btw can I get source for ur avatar? :3 Nope. I tried and I failed. Google doesn't seem to want to let me find it. Sorry. I'm pretty sure the original image was an independant peice of artwork someone made that I thought was cool, so I copied and pasted without saving. I can give you the avatar itself but not the original. It might even be lost forever. |
| If you buy a wife and she runs away within first 6 months you get a new one. So I guess just wait for the second one. |
R4vel said: NasalShark said: Ah that's fine, I found it. If it wasn't for the V (peace sign) I probably wouldn't have thoNope. I tried and I failed. Google doesn't seem to want to let me find it. Sorry. I'm pretty sure the original image was an independant peice of artwork someone made that I thought was cool, so I copied and pasted without saving. I can give you the avatar itself but not the original. It might even be lost forever. I have a feeling the creator had an armpit fetish. lol. Thanks for sharing. Now if anyone else asks I can just direct them to you :3 |
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NasalShark said: damn, very nice pits, time to Save As..R4vel said: Ah that's fine, I found it. If it wasn't for the V (peace sign) I probably wouldn't have tho I have a feeling the creator had an armpit fetish. lol. Thanks for sharing. Now if anyone else asks I can just direct them to you :3 |
Alcoholic-san said: NasalShark said: damn, very nice pits, time to Save As..I have a feeling the creator had an armpit fetish. lol. Thanks for sharing. Now if anyone else asks I can just direct them to you :3 You're one kinky bastard Alcoholic-San. Make sure you save it under a directory you can easily remember, so you don't lose it :^) |
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| Slice the throat during their sleep. |
Veneficia said: I fuck the guy until he is in love with me and make him have my babies. Exactly what I'm thinking of at the moment. |
A retard is trying to prove his point, thanks. |
Veneficia said: I fuck the guy until he is in love with me and then break up with him harder than the LHC breaks up atoms. FTFY 30characterstupidlimitweiners. |
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