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May 30, 2015 8:25 PM
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Thoughts?

Obviously you couldn't eat a sandwich but what about an apple or something?
Immahnoob said:
They say Jesus walked on water.
People are made out of 79% water.
I can walk on people.
So I am 79% Jesus.
Sourire said:
I once fucked an apple pie.
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May 30, 2015 8:28 PM
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But whilst in the shower your hands should be all over your body washing it, not holding an apple in your hand.
May 30, 2015 8:29 PM
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I brush my teeth in the shower sometimes! Does that count? It's the only thing I put in my mouth during a shower anyway.
May 30, 2015 8:29 PM
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Bambi_ said:
But whilst in the shower your hands should be all over your body washing it, not holding an apple in your hand.

One hand apple, one hand body
Immahnoob said:
They say Jesus walked on water.
People are made out of 79% water.
I can walk on people.
So I am 79% Jesus.
Sourire said:
I once fucked an apple pie.
May 30, 2015 8:33 PM
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I swear there was a thread exactly like this.
May 30, 2015 8:35 PM
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Enharmonic said:
I swear there was a thread exactly like this.


Maybe you're hallucinating?
May 30, 2015 8:36 PM
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I only eat pasta in the shower.
May 30, 2015 8:41 PM
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TheArchangels said:
Bambi_ said:
But whilst in the shower your hands should be all over your body washing it, not holding an apple in your hand.

One hand apple, one hand body
but if you're gonna wash yourself, you mise well use both hands and do it properly.
May 30, 2015 8:44 PM
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been there done that last time today :3
May 30, 2015 8:46 PM

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eating, using the bathroom and bathing are three separate things that should never be mixed ><
May 30, 2015 9:01 PM
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Seems counterproductive.
May 30, 2015 9:05 PM

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That's just unethical
May 30, 2015 9:06 PM

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CookieGawd said:
That's just unethical

So was flying to the moon.
Immahnoob said:
They say Jesus walked on water.
People are made out of 79% water.
I can walk on people.
So I am 79% Jesus.
Sourire said:
I once fucked an apple pie.
May 30, 2015 9:09 PM

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Enharmonic said:
I swear there was a thread exactly like this.
May 30, 2015 9:11 PM

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Jessica said:
eating, using the bathroom and bathing are three separate things that should never be mixed ><

And imagine if you drop the apple youre eating; it's pretty slippery with the water and all. Ew.
May 30, 2015 9:13 PM

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ixra said:
Jessica said:
eating, using the bathroom and bathing are three separate things that should never be mixed ><

And imagine if you drop the apple youre eating; it's pretty slippery with the water and all. Ew.


If you drop an apple normally it'd be pretty gross probably
Immahnoob said:
They say Jesus walked on water.
People are made out of 79% water.
I can walk on people.
So I am 79% Jesus.
Sourire said:
I once fucked an apple pie.
May 30, 2015 9:14 PM

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ixra said:
Jessica said:
eating, using the bathroom and bathing are three separate things that should never be mixed ><

And imagine if you drop the apple youre eating; it's pretty slippery with the water and all. Ew.


Just use the five second rule. Sometimes I even use the 30 second rule
May 30, 2015 9:15 PM

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I eat a full course meal in showers
Twitter and it's consequences had been a disaster for the human race
May 30, 2015 9:17 PM

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I do a lot of things in the shower. Eating isn't one of them, though.
Nop.
May 30, 2015 9:19 PM

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McGibletz said:
ixra said:

And imagine if you drop the apple youre eating; it's pretty slippery with the water and all. Ew.


Just use the five second rule. Sometimes I even use the 30 second rule

Shower floors though :(
May 30, 2015 9:19 PM

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i drink soft drinks in shower theyll taste better

Hi
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You forced me out the shower just for telling me this!
May 30, 2015 9:22 PM

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Ever tried eating a popsicle while taking a shower?
May 30, 2015 9:35 PM

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BullSmit said:
I do a lot of things in the shower. Eating isn't one of them, though.

Care to elaborate on what you do do then?
Immahnoob said:
They say Jesus walked on water.
People are made out of 79% water.
I can walk on people.
So I am 79% Jesus.
Sourire said:
I once fucked an apple pie.
May 30, 2015 9:37 PM

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TheArchangels said:
Thoughts?

Obviously you couldn't eat a sandwich but what about an apple or something?
Oi mate, I've eaten a sandwich in a shower.

TheArchangels said:
BullSmit said:
I do a lot of things in the shower. Eating isn't one of them, though.

Care to elaborate on what you do do then?
Well he grabs a handful of lubricant, starts rubbing away and boom! He's got clean hair! Also if he used shampoo to masturbate he'd be in a lot of pain.



May 30, 2015 9:37 PM

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-Turnip- said:
TheArchangels said:
Thoughts?

Obviously you couldn't eat a sandwich but what about an apple or something?
Oi mate, I've eaten a sandwich in a shower.

How was that experience?
Immahnoob said:
They say Jesus walked on water.
People are made out of 79% water.
I can walk on people.
So I am 79% Jesus.
Sourire said:
I once fucked an apple pie.
May 30, 2015 9:39 PM

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TheArchangels said:
-Turnip- said:
Oi mate, I've eaten a sandwich in a shower.

How was that experience?
You ever had soggy weetbix?



May 30, 2015 9:42 PM

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does eating op's mum count?

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TheArchangels said:
BullSmit said:
I do a lot of things in the shower. Eating isn't one of them, though.

Care to elaborate on what you do do then?

I've brushed my teeth. Erm, shaved my horrid beard (I wish I could never grow facial hair, that'd be great), and....

-Turnip- said:
Well he grabs a handful of lubricant, starts rubbing away and boom! He's got clean hair! Also if he used shampoo to masturbate he'd be in a lot of pain.
Oops.
Nop.
May 30, 2015 9:47 PM

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-Turnip- said:
TheArchangels said:

How was that experience?
You ever had soggy weetbix?

I don't even know what weetbix is but it sounds like it'd be terrible if it got soggy
Immahnoob said:
They say Jesus walked on water.
People are made out of 79% water.
I can walk on people.
So I am 79% Jesus.
Sourire said:
I once fucked an apple pie.
May 30, 2015 9:51 PM

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TheArchangels said:
-Turnip- said:
You ever had soggy weetbix?

I don't even know what weetbix is but it sounds like it'd be terrible if it got soggy
Ah, fucking Australian food. Well the bread got all soggy and everything started to fall to bits so I just threw it on the plate and ate it like a toddler. (With my hands grabbing handfuls of mush.)



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-Turnip- said:
TheArchangels said:

I don't even know what weetbix is but it sounds like it'd be terrible if it got soggy
Ah, fucking Australian food. Well the bread got all soggy and everything started to fall to bits so I just threw it on the plate and ate it like a toddler. (With my hands grabbing handfuls of mush.)


Australian, huh? I assume you get this question often when people figure this out, but do you really like Vegemite?
Immahnoob said:
They say Jesus walked on water.
People are made out of 79% water.
I can walk on people.
So I am 79% Jesus.
Sourire said:
I once fucked an apple pie.
May 30, 2015 10:01 PM

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I watch shows while I'm enjoying my hot bath and sometimes read manga.
save all the cute girls from ntr manga
May 30, 2015 10:03 PM

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weetbix are the worst, soggy or not

Vegemite isn't too bad, I know quite a few people that like it. It's nice on toast or crackers
May 30, 2015 10:09 PM
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I enjoy taking a shower with a nice hot piece of lasagna with a side of breadsticks.
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Psyche_Izaya said:
Enharmonic said:
I swear there was a thread exactly like this.

May 30, 2015 10:13 PM

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I do what I want
May 30, 2015 10:17 PM

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I ate my girlfriend in the shower
May 30, 2015 10:39 PM
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Can't say I've ever eaten in the shower.
May 30, 2015 11:04 PM

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TheArchangels said:
-Turnip- said:


Australian, huh? I assume you get this question often when people figure this out, but do you really like Vegemite?
Love it, best on toast. Only good in small doses but I fucking cake that shit on.

Working_Designs said:
Psyche_Izaya said:


Pretty much every thread has been done before.



May 30, 2015 11:31 PM

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That is filthy Id never take any type of food or drink with me to the bathroom
May 30, 2015 11:34 PM

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Not in the shower.

Showers are for quickly washing yourself when you're late for work. I spend less than 10 minutes in the shower. Wash my hair, shave and then out. There is no time to eat.

In the bathtub however, I usually spend more time. Watching a movie while eating dinner in the bathtub is something I do sometimes.
May 30, 2015 11:46 PM

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I do nothing else than showering in the shower, it's just not comfortable ~~
May 30, 2015 11:53 PM

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The only thing I'd eat in a shower is some pussy.
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May 31, 2015 12:04 AM

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I only eat pussy in showers. Optionally, dogs.
May 31, 2015 12:28 AM

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lol
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May 31, 2015 12:34 AM
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Sometimes brush my teeth and/or shave in the shower. Its fast and easy.
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May 31, 2015 12:52 AM

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Listening to music and watching movies is one thing..if I let myself eat in the shower I would never feel the urge to come out of the bathroom.

So no. For health reasons.

May 31, 2015 12:56 AM

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TheArchangels said:
but what about an apple or something?
I'm gonna do that tomorrow
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I eat a Baguette in my shower~ o:
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