[quote] [/quote] { GAME } I Stole Your Strawberry Soooop this game is a combination of an action and a reason behind that action. Game idea is creds to the above gif, mugi u lil shnizzlenut. Here's the starting sentence: I stole your strawberry because I wanted you to slap me. Now, you just need to take the second half of that sentence (after "because") and add a reason/explanation behind it. For example, "I wanted you to slap me because I'm a hot mess of a masochist." And then, the next person will take the second half of THAT sentence and add on and so on Sound confusing? Nah, it's really not ^_^ |
| I'm a filthy rich royal princess who's never experienced a slap before because i've been a descendant of the ancient mapotofu line whose face has been coveted in hot and spicy tofu for the past 19 years of my life |
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| I was born this way. (Baby i was born this way) because my parents made a mistake |
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| they were too busy eating strawberries that they stole because they wanted to be slapped because they have been forced in the fruit thief slavery trade ever since they were kids |
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| their parents were the owners of a stinky mapotofu shop that never got customers so their horrible family business led their kids into poverty and discrimination because they believed that the rich and alluring smell of mapotofu would lure in exhausted and hardworking men for business during the great strawberry depression. |
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| At that time the world was mass producing the great french breads : Le pain, la baguette, et le croissant, in honour of the french bread empire because monsieur lapin (pronounced le-pain), le bonbon emperor had announced the only legal food to be produced were to be the holy whole wheats; all other food business were shut down or forced into illegal business. |
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| Monsieur Lapin was secretly allergic too all other foods other than wheat products, and an emperor of the french bread empire was not to show any signs of weakness so all the other foods in the world were banned to be produced because a great and mighty wheat chef, named Papa Louifi once went to the great Emperor Oloaf Abread II about 500 years ago to have him eat Papa's food. Despite being renown for his amazingly yummy loaves of bread, the emperor hated the food and banished Papa from the kingdom. Out of revenge and spite, Papa's wife, Mama Louistealyobread who was a great witch, placed a curse on the great royal line so that they could only eat wheat for him and every generation that is to come. |
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| Papa Louifi was secretly a woman that was Monsieur Lapin's long lost mother because she got seperated from her son during a typhoon and ended up in an isolated, all-male cooking village, forcing her into hiding her identity |
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| If she didn't hide her identity, the men would cut her up and cook her in their 'women stew' because women were not viewed as "foods" under the BNA Act (Bread-Naan-Aloafica Act) and therefore had no rights to back them up; all male villages would objectify women in the impossible standards of food. |
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| They were thirsty, especially the President of the world, Sir Plump Crescent Croissant because beforehand, even though there were an abundance of food, Sir Plump Crescent Croissant had a never-ending stomach that ate so much of the land's food that the land itself was brought into an everlasting drought afterwards. |
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| When he was a just a wee baby, his mother never had enough milk for him to drink, that led his stomach to constantly yearn for more and more food, until he was practically able to swallow the earth whole because his mother had a strawberry deficiency as a child, as her strawberries were often stolen, causing her to not bring herself to give the food required for her children, both physically and psychologically. |
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| Remilia Scarlet swooped down from the heavens and stole all the world's strawberries to satisfy her own fetishes because she really wanted to compete in the world's strawberry stacking tournament. |
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| Whoever won first prize would be able to go to an After School Tea Time concert because one of A.S.T.T's members displayed public acts of prejudice against certain foods over social foomedia and to atone for it, her company wanted the group's image to be more food-friendly and impartial. |
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| That member was Yui, and she was going crazy because her younger sister Ui had just died because Ui ate octopus, but she was really a descendant of the loavabread clan who were cursed to be allergic to erryting but wheat |
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| Their family was origionally cursed by Lord Belarus from the Bear Barnacle Bean Bed Tribe who loved to enchant young ladies and bring them back home to cook water for him because one day (srsly they get girls to cook. WATER. cook water. cook. w a t e r), the maiden in their family accidentally undercooked the water and Lord Belarus was thrown into a fit of rage. |
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| If his water was under or overcook even 0.000000001% of a degree, he would start emitting strawberry jam from his bear skin and it would be so horrible, that the jam would be able to cover the atlantic ocean and drown everybody living on planet earth because he is a secretly a crossbreed of a freshwater bear and a saltwater strawberry, thus he inhereted the powers of both his mother and father, also the reason why his water must be perfectly seasoned - the perfect blend between salt and freshwater. |
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| Whoever ate him, or anyone of this beyond rare crossbreed species was said to be able to see, smell, hear, and taste, with the godlike powers of a strawberry princess because these rare creatures inhereted their powers and shed forms as a means of reproduction through eating each other. |
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| They were created by Sayaka Mogi, who is the author of Pupa because he wanted to adapt Pupa but then was influenced by NagiAsu's hypnosis and thus his work became something of a sea bear/strawberry cannibal. |
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| NagiAsu is just too good for anyone to resist <3 because it has the essential backbone of an amazing anime: pretty fish, ikemen and love pentagons |
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| Everyone wants to marry Dengeki Daioh because he's got just the right number of arms that all girls long for. |
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| He actually has 9287346 arms because he ate 1160918.25 sea bear/strawberries and gained all their arms. |
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| He wanted to go on a diet and sea bear/strawberries are ideal for any jumjumbo human who wants to lose 239488375 kilograms overnight because they have the antiplumpiotics in their bodythat allows them to b fat while stay afloat in the water. |
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| They are a hybrid species of bread and jellyfishes that are as plump as the plumpiest plump plump plump plumper because the plumpiest plump plump plump plumper in the olden days gave their nutrients away and split it into 3 groups: the wheats, the jellies and the humans, where when the hybrids become the ultimate powers of plumptopia. |
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| They too plump for us to handle so they needed their own world to reside in because they tripled in size every morning they woke up and every night they went to sleep. |
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| They must remain in their plumpest form, so for example if today you saw a plump and you were like, "wow that plump was damn plump" then if you saw the same sized plump tomorrow it would not be plump anymore and so therefore the plumps must triple in size so they can remain plump forever in plumptopia because the standards of being a plump plump was way too plump in plumptopia, almost to the point whre plumps would plump themselves to death; it still proves to be a major concern. |
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