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Sep 6, 2017 11:11 PM

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Annie maybe
Yoko... don't think so
Sep 7, 2017 5:34 AM

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I love books. Books that can love me back? Hell, yes.
"When you have bought your own load of hooey, you know exactly what it is worth." -- Bruce Sterling
Sep 7, 2017 9:40 AM

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A double yes from me as well, let's start turning some pages :)
Sep 8, 2017 9:46 PM

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All about the books. Very yes =)
Sep 9, 2017 4:15 AM

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YummyLunches said:
Hmm, jellyfish can be pretty pretty. Not so sure about the book girls. Also no romcom???
It's a miracle! YuLu is alive! :-D



As for the recently presented bachelorettes:

Wakame - A little bit too passive for me, I'll pass
Kurage - Nah, I'll pass
Isabelle - Nope
Anko - Nope
Annie - Sure
Yoko - Perhaps
Sep 15, 2017 2:38 AM

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@MetallumOperatur

I’m a zombie.
Sep 16, 2017 4:44 PM

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Aim for the head! };)
"When you have bought your own load of hooey, you know exactly what it is worth." -- Bruce Sterling
Sep 19, 2017 5:52 PM

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That also counts as a miracle, I would argue! ;-)
Dec 7, 2017 8:45 PM
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I would totally go for yoko, but not annie.
Dec 14, 2017 4:14 PM

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Been a while since this thread saw some activity. We should make a few new profiles soon.
Mar 9, 2018 6:54 PM

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Name: Serafina
Species: Salamander
Personality: Hot-tempered, energetic, unpredictable
Likes: Adrenaline, setting the world ablaze
Dislikes: The spa, meditating
Favorite Techniques: Passionate rough pounding
Series: Monster Girl Encyclopedia

If you are looking for a quiet, well-behaved girl to start a steady and predictable relationship with, then look further for this girl is not for you. However, if a loudmouthed, hot-tempered adrenaline junky who has yet to develop any sense of shame turns you on, then prepare for the ride of a lifetime! Serafina is passion incarnate and has a burning desire to find herself a mate with whom she can figuratively speaking (and perhaps also literally) set the world ablaze. With her you can expect to see enough action for a hundred lifetimes. She just seems to attract all kinds of danger. Bar fights, hot pursuits, nearby meteorite impacts, and pissing off the local death cults are a mere few examples of the things she is dealing with on a daily bases. A dangerous life? Perhaps... But, one thing is sure: with Serafina you will never be bored again!

So, would you date this monster girl?
MetallumOperaturMar 9, 2018 7:05 PM
Mar 9, 2018 7:52 PM

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nah, energy is great but not at the expense of no chill
Clarus_NoxMar 10, 2018 12:43 AM
Mar 10, 2018 12:32 AM

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I want to marry her o:


Mar 10, 2018 7:03 AM
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I'd be willing to give it a try. Not sure how she'd react to a breakup though...
Mar 10, 2018 9:47 AM

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Too much drama for me, no thanks.
"When you have bought your own load of hooey, you know exactly what it is worth." -- Bruce Sterling
Mar 11, 2018 6:53 AM

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A weekend fling? Sounds fun. Permanent commitment? Probably not.
Mar 16, 2018 3:13 AM

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Nope. Sounds like suicide.
Apr 6, 2018 10:06 AM

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Name: Glucosia
Species: Slime
Personality: Sweet, simple, relaxed
Likes: You, sweets, pineapples
Dislikes: Salt
Favorite Techniques: "The syrup swirl"
Series: Monster Girl Encyclopedia

Glucosia might not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but she is most definitely the sweetest one! This honey-eyed candy consumer loves nectarous treats, pineapples in particular. A lifetime of gorging herself on all kinds of confection has not not left her unaffected. Her luscious body has turned pink and is now more cloying than syrup. "More cloying than syrup?" you may ask. Yes, you heard it right: this girl is edible! And she does not mind you taking the occasional bite out of her sacchariferous jelly! Now, don't worry, provided you give her some mushy love or a handful of sugarplums, she regenerates her gelatin faster than you can say "Diabetes Mellitus". Her being a slime comes with a few other perks too: Sex positions that even professional contortionists struggle with, are a piece of cake for her. And she can change her appearance on demand. Loli? Futa? Busty? Thicc? Twins? Taylor Swift? You name it, she shapes herself to it!

So, would you date this monster girl?


Disclaimer: This dating service can't be held responsible for any sugar-related afflictions the participant might develop while dating this girl!
MetallumOperaturApr 6, 2018 1:52 PM
Apr 6, 2018 10:47 AM

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Totally would
Apr 6, 2018 1:12 PM

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I think I would
Apr 6, 2018 1:53 PM

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Woops spotted a typo, in her name of all places... Corrected it ;-)
Apr 6, 2018 2:13 PM
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Not a whole lot about her personality this time, but I think I'd give her a chance.
Apr 6, 2018 9:47 PM

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As an actual diabetic, I would probably have to pass... but man, this one's tempting.
"When you have bought your own load of hooey, you know exactly what it is worth." -- Bruce Sterling
Apr 7, 2018 12:49 AM

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tygertyger said:
As an actual diabetic, I would probably have to pass... but man, this one's tempting.
Yeah that might be a small problem with this girl. How strong is your discipline to not give her a lick/take a bite then? I know I would fail...
Apr 7, 2018 4:44 AM

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I give her a yes
Apr 7, 2018 4:28 PM

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I'm just hoping that she isn't too sticky due to all this sugar that is inside her, but other than that I would definitely go for it.

P.S.
I laughed so hard on that disclaimer. XD
I have spoken. So it is written. So it shall be done.
Apr 15, 2018 4:11 AM

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Oh hell yeah. I'm a bit of a sweet tooth. And a girl how can do it all sounds pretty great.
Apr 19, 2018 2:22 PM
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No doubt!
Aug 19, 2018 4:06 PM

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Name: Anesthesia
Species: Kraken
Personality: Intelligent, slightly unhinged, dedicated
Likes: Fixing up patients, ASMR
Dislikes: Having failed the inkblot test
Favorite Techniques: "The Doctor's Verdict"
Series: Monster Girl Encyclopedia

"Pulse?"
"Rising."

"Blood pressure?"
"Rising."

"Injection?"
"We are going to need a bigger syringe."

"Suggested treatment?"
"Patient needs to stay in bed and get his rest. The nurse will take care of the much needed pressure releases from the groin area."

This smart girl has a PHD in Structural Engineering and is the most devoted nurse you will ever meet. Anesthesia will go above and beyond what is required to take care of all a patient's needs, for such is her dedication. Of course, as the nurse she knows best what a patient needs. In this day and age it happens all to often that our busy lives cause stress to build up in one's body. This is of course detrimental to one's health. Luckily for the patients in Anasthesia's care, she knows exactly how to get rid of such "excess stress". In her tender... arms... she will carefully massage and rub the stress into a "focal point" before allowing it to be released from the patient's body in a powerful burst. Though effective in the short term, Anasthesia has discovered that to fully cure a patient many such sessions are needed, perhaps even life long treatment. Thankfully, she will not let a patient go before a full recovery is achieved, for such is her commitment!


So, would you date this monster girl?
MetallumOperaturAug 19, 2018 4:48 PM
Aug 19, 2018 4:10 PM

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Sure, I'd give her a shot.
Aug 19, 2018 5:29 PM
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Clarus_Nox said:
Sure, I'd give her a shot.
I think she'd be the one giving you a shot.

I think I'll pass. Dating her would be stressful.
Aug 19, 2018 5:45 PM

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Oh, my... um... helloooo, Nurse!
"When you have bought your own load of hooey, you know exactly what it is worth." -- Bruce Sterling
Aug 20, 2018 10:16 AM

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Why do you ask if I would date this monster girl? It doesn't sound like she's giving me a choice :P
Aug 22, 2018 4:46 PM

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Looks good. Tentacles are good.
Aug 29, 2018 5:49 AM

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Has a "PHD in Structural Engineering" and became a Nurse.... Hehe XD

Still a nurse that can take care of all my needs sounds like a good one to add to the harem.
I'd give her a chance.

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