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Mar 4, 2015 7:53 PM

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only cookies
Mar 4, 2015 7:53 PM

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no, I do my thinking in the shower

Mar 4, 2015 7:55 PM
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PoeticJustice said:
Eat what? The bewty? If so then yes. Food ew no.

Analingus in the shower? Bruh, you need to live a little more dangerously and attack dat bewty whenever and wherever.

YOLO
Mar 4, 2015 8:05 PM
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I can imagine eating in the bath since those are long and calm, but aren't showers quick and splashy? How do you eat?
Mar 4, 2015 8:06 PM

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no. I don't even know how you manage to eat in the showers..
Mar 4, 2015 8:06 PM

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the fuck?
Kenjataimu mode status: 恒久
Mar 4, 2015 8:07 PM

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Who the hell eats in the shower? I want to know.


Mar 4, 2015 8:08 PM

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gissellebatista said:
Who the hell eats in the shower? I want to know.
I do.

Mar 4, 2015 8:19 PM

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Noo



Mar 4, 2015 8:20 PM

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This is even worse than skyping in the shower

Mar 4, 2015 8:21 PM

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Nooo

( ・᷄ㅂ・᷅ )

I do not.
Mar 4, 2015 8:23 PM

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Sometimes when I'm trying to sober up, I'll eat a cheeseburger while taking a shower.
Mar 4, 2015 8:24 PM

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Nvortex said:
Sometimes when I'm trying to sober up, I'll eat a cheeseburger while taking a shower.

Why a cheeseburger?
Mar 4, 2015 8:24 PM

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One of the oddest questions I've seen.
Nope, never tried eating in the shower before o__O
Mar 4, 2015 8:25 PM

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I do the opposite and brush muh teeth.
Mar 4, 2015 8:26 PM

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Astros477 said:
Nvortex said:
Sometimes when I'm trying to sober up, I'll eat a cheeseburger while taking a shower.

Why a cheeseburger?

Greasy food is good for soaking up alcohol. Cheeseburgers are usually the greasiest food I can put together while drunk.
Mar 4, 2015 8:28 PM

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Does taking chunks out of yourself count?
Mar 4, 2015 8:32 PM
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if you put the food in a ziploc bag it won't get wet
Mar 4, 2015 8:35 PM

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kyle said:
if you put the food in a ziploc bag it won't get wet
k then how will you consume it
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Mar 4, 2015 8:40 PM

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No, i only have beverages in the shower.
Mar 4, 2015 8:43 PM

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No, I only like my meatballs spicy
Mar 4, 2015 8:47 PM
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Will admit to eating while on the toilet before. Have never ate whilst showering though.
Mar 4, 2015 8:47 PM

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I only cry in the shower, so no.
Mar 4, 2015 8:48 PM

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Nvortex said:
Greasy food is good for soaking up alcohol. Cheeseburgers are usually the greasiest food I can put together while drunk.

Interesting, didn't know that.
Mar 4, 2015 8:48 PM

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LAOG said:
I only cry in the shower, so no.

Eat your tears.
Mar 4, 2015 8:50 PM

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Consequent said:
LAOG said:
I only cry in the shower, so no.

Eat your tears.
Well tears are a fluid, so that's more of a drink, and not food.
Mar 4, 2015 8:51 PM

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LAOG said:
Consequent said:

Eat your tears.
Well tears are a fluid, so that's more of a drink, and not food.

Shhhh. I know what I said.
Mar 4, 2015 9:00 PM

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Wait, this question could be too deep for understanding. We need to delve deeper into this symbolism of "eating in the shower". So, we know that showers involve water, so the pouring of water onto someone's head can also be seen as a baptism. Since baptisms are usually used in literature to symbolize the changing of the character's personality or life, we can safely say that the shower shows a change. Now we must analyze the eating portion. In olden days, to eat with someone means that one must trust that person to not give poisoned or rotten food. Therefore, eating can be analyzed as forming a bond or giving someone one's own trust. If there was a situation of two people eating and taking a shower at the same time, then these two people are giving each other their trust and have a change in character, in this case it is their relationship. Thus, as can be seen, this question is not as trivial as it seems but relates to life itself.
Mar 4, 2015 9:03 PM

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MorePie said:
Wait, this question could be too deep for understanding. We need to delve deeper into this symbolism of "eating in the shower". So, we know that showers involve water, so the pouring of water onto someone's head can also be seen as a baptism. Since baptisms are usually used in literature to symbolize the changing of the character's personality or life, we can safely say that the shower shows a change. Now we must analyze the eating portion. In olden days, to eat with someone means that one must trust that person to not give poisoned or rotten food. Therefore, eating can be analyzed as forming a bond or giving someone one's own trust. If there was a situation of two people eating and taking a shower at the same time, then these two people are giving each other their trust and have a change in character, in this case it is their relationship. Thus, as can be seen, this question is not as trivial as it seems but relates to life itself.


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Mar 4, 2015 9:04 PM

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MorePie said:
Wait, this question could be too deep for understanding. We need to delve deeper into this symbolism of "eating in the shower". So, we know that showers involve water, so the pouring of water onto someone's head can also be seen as a baptism. Since baptisms are usually used in literature to symbolize the changing of the character's personality or life, we can safely say that the shower shows a change. Now we must analyze the eating portion. In olden days, to eat with someone means that one must trust that person to not give poisoned or rotten food. Therefore, eating can be analyzed as forming a bond or giving someone one's own trust. If there was a situation of two people eating and taking a shower at the same time, then these two people are giving each other their trust and have a change in character, in this case it is their relationship. Thus, as can be seen, this question is not as trivial as it seems but relates to life itself.
Too short; did in fact read.
Mar 4, 2015 9:04 PM
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If you fart in the shower it smells bad.
Mar 4, 2015 9:05 PM

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No. But I've texted in the shower before.
Mar 4, 2015 9:12 PM

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Nope.
Mar 4, 2015 9:26 PM

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I've drank a coke in the shower once....
Mar 4, 2015 9:26 PM

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MorePie said:
Wait, this question could be too deep for understanding. We need to delve deeper into this symbolism of "eating in the shower". So, we know that showers involve water, so the pouring of water onto someone's head can also be seen as a baptism. Since baptisms are usually used in literature to symbolize the changing of the character's personality or life, we can safely say that the shower shows a change. Now we must analyze the eating portion. In olden days, to eat with someone means that one must trust that person to not give poisoned or rotten food. Therefore, eating can be analyzed as forming a bond or giving someone one's own trust. If there was a situation of two people eating and taking a shower at the same time, then these two people are giving each other their trust and have a change in character, in this case it is their relationship. Thus, as can be seen, this question is not as trivial as it seems but relates to life itself.

I believe you might be looking at this in the wrong perspective. Usually one does no mix eating with showering as they're two different things that require different attention. So let's step back and look at them separately and then try to find the correlation. First is showering, one does it to cleanse themselves and feel refreshed. It's an intimate moment as you're completely naked with your own body.

Secondly and possibly more importantly is eating. You do so to survive as it's the main method of obtaining nutrients to keep the body alive. It can be seen as a social event when you go out with others and it brings joy/fullness. However it has been linked with depression as a means to substitute happiness. So thinking on this note and looking at it's connection with showering we can see a few connections.

The person of topic might possibly be suffering from depression. They isolate themselves by eating in a shower where others are not allowed due to the intimate nature of the activity. At the same time they feel a need to clean and refresh themselves while they eat. Perhaps ashamed of seeing their body they eat to be able to forget about it and continue with cleaning themselves. If that is the case then it is a saddening revelation and they should seek emotional help.

An opposite conclusion is also likely. Perhaps they see eating as an intimate and personal event. They hate for others to view them while they eat. So under the shower they can revel in the liberation of judging eyes by themselves. This could have quickly became a habit which they cannot break. Thus they turn to an internet forum to get a general consensus of how common the behavior is.
Mar 4, 2015 9:27 PM
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OnlyTemporary said:
kyle said:
if you put the food in a ziploc bag it won't get wet
k then how will you consume it


take it out of the bag and eat it...
Mar 4, 2015 9:33 PM
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kyle said:
OnlyTemporary said:
k then how will you consume it


take it out of the bag and eat it...

k then how do you keep it from getting wet
Mar 4, 2015 9:34 PM

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SubaTonic said:
k then how do you keep it from getting wet

Turn your back to the water.
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Astros477 said:
SubaTonic said:
k then how do you keep it from getting wet

Turn your back to the water.

k then how do you get your boobs and privates clean
Mar 4, 2015 9:36 PM

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To quote a currently popular song:

"I eat my dinner in my bathtub
Then I go to sex clubs
Watching freaky people getting it on
It doesn't make me nervous
If anything I'm restless"



It's really a reference to being high/drunk as hell.

I've eaten over a sink, over my tub, etc.. when drunk. It gets messy.
Mar 4, 2015 9:36 PM

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SubaTonic said:
k then how do you get your boobs and privates clean

Put the food back in the bag and zip it. Drop it on the floor and grab the soap. Proceed to clean and then pick it back up and munch again. That or hold it in one hand above your head while you clean yourself with the bar of soap in the other.
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Astros477 said:
SubaTonic said:
k then how do you get your boobs and privates clean

Put the food back in the bag and zip it. Drop it on the floor and grab the soap. Proceed to clean and then pick it back up and munch again. That or hold it in one hand above your head while you clean yourself with the bar of soap and the other.

bruh this is all very inconvenient ಠ_ಠ
Mar 4, 2015 9:38 PM

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SubaTonic said:
bruh this is all very inconvenient ಠ_ಠ

Alright I got your fix, have your best friend in there with you and keep the food dry. Then when you want to eat they'll hold it out and you can take a bite.
Mar 4, 2015 9:40 PM

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Protaku94 said:
Morgan said:
Wat

kyle said:
if you put the food in a ziploc bag it won't get wet

Is it worth that much effort?
Mar 4, 2015 9:40 PM

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Why would you even do that? I don't even like cold food and you expect me to eat it wet AND cold? -__- Seriously why would anyone eat in the shower? I mean if you're in a hurry just eat on the way to wherever you're late to go. Most I've done is eat cookies while peeing, I'm not black so I just need one hand to aim.
Mar 4, 2015 9:44 PM
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Astros477 said:
SubaTonic said:
bruh this is all very inconvenient ಠ_ಠ

Alright I got your fix, have your best friend in there with you and keep the food dry. Then when you want to eat they'll hold it out and you can take a bite.

But then I'd wanna eat something else....
Mar 4, 2015 9:44 PM
Mar 4, 2015 9:47 PM

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SubaTonic said:
But then I'd wanna eat something else....

Then get a refrigerator installed in the shower behind a secret panel.
Mar 4, 2015 9:48 PM
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SubaTonic said:
kyle said:


take it out of the bag and eat it...

k then how do you keep it from getting wet


zip up the bag?
Mar 4, 2015 9:49 PM

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sounds gross
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