CookingPriest said: Since game finaly got cracked, I can finaly give my opinion without giving my money to EAware.
I am somewhat 20 hours in or so so far and
Majority of Inquisition companions are just fucking unbearable.
At this point I will just default to Varric, Dorian and either Blackwall or Casandra.
But seriously
- Every line that comes out of Sera's mouth makes me want to hang either her or myself. Here I thought Anders, Morrigan and Jack were the most awful characters EAware could write, but nope. Tried to tolerate her, but I am already completely fed up with her by the time of first companion quest of hers. Had to reload a save after she interrupted my questions to the guy she wanted to kill. At this point unless there's something MAJESTIC happens to her character(I doubt that since Bioware's at fanfic level of writing quality) I am just keeping her for cannon fodder in case of ME2 style suicide mission. Its like having the worst parts of tumblr right in your party. Most juvenile character Bioware has ever written.
- Iron Bull is…dull. I never liked the whole religion aspect of Dragon Age(and Inquisition seems to intent into forcing me to believe the mythology is real *puke*) and him and his group of people felt like being made specifically so people and critics would not question game’s acceptance of non-cis(if you want to represent minorities, DO NOT drop anvils and make them characters first and foremost instead of trying to make a commentary out of them). And he’s way too over-the-top.
- Solas is just…ughh…at this point I expect him to go all Anders on me one day and betray me. Fade that, fade there, fade them, blahblah, shut up
- Viviene is meh. Its like someone took Morrigan and fused her with Wynne, so we can have character who acts all high and mighty AND will disagree with any and every decision you make unless it pisses off everyone else.
- The weird spirit dude is just pointless and weird.
On bright side Cassandra, even if typical tsundere, is not as corny as she was in the travesty that was DA2, Varric is also less over-the-top and more bearable, Dorian(barring his in-your-face personal quest that felt more like a heavy-handed anvilicious commentary you’d expect from Glee, than a true character storyline) is hilarious and Blackwall, albeit typical, is the closest to true Dragon Age character so far.
Out of advisers, Josephine is brilliant and best character in the game(thank you for existing, otherwise there would be no viable choices for fem-Inquisitor romance), Leliana is decently close to her DA:O self(minus being a religious nutjob, which she should have gotten over with during her character arc in DA:O) and I just try to ignore Cullen's bland boring ass character as much as I can.
Other than that, the only real problems I have with the game is hilariously shitty padding(collect ten bear asses, collect 200 shard pieces, collect fucking wine, gather power, do facebook-y timer-quests), as well as religious propaganda - everyone in this game seems to try to convince my character that god exists and unlike in DA:O, where both the scientific explanation and religious made some sense, calling their bullshit makes you look like hypocrite(seriously DA:O made it very nice that the whole “those god things are either aliens or some parallel reality things” feasible, while Inquisition so far is all “NU UH, YOU HERETIC, its all FATE of JESUS”).
And combat is as awful and power-ranger-y as expected.
Funny that you mention tumblr. One of biowares problems is that they've been caving in too much to tumblr sjw demands. Yeah sure "representation" is great, but putting it in front of story or gameplay is eh...
Sometimes its just mind boggling seeing the kinds of asks David Gaider gets on his tumblr. |