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To hell with it, I confess, I have Tsundere fetish and an older woman fetish!

Fuckin' A ... that explains why ya get a stiffy around me ...

All is forgiven my dear child, your sins are now no longer sins *does the catholic cross thingy with my fingers*

Forgive sista' but I ain't no bible thumping crusader.

Hey quit bein' an asshole ... geez I just made your sins unsinful *grumbles walking off* I hate wearing this halibut much less dealing with these asses *reaching the baptism room I take off my halibut, wearing a tank & jean daisy dukes underneath. Placing my halibut on the door handle I reach under the tub grabbing a whiskey* Shit Yolanda's not around so drinking is permitted *starts gulping it*

Sticks fingers through belt loops and pulls the bottle from you.

One, I'm a dick, I do the fucking; I don't take shit! Two, I'm going to hell anyays but thanks...

*glares* You'll see more torments than hell will ever give snatching my goddamn bottle *snatches back my bottle & takes a swig*

Pulls you in and kisses you.
"Mmmm, tasty. Remeber tsundere fetish ;-)"

*slaps him* You made me lose some of my drink *smirks playfully then pushes down to the doors* Now go get me another bottle *shoves him with my foot*

I would but I need a little incentive.

*growls* What kind of incentive? Perhaps some bullets in your ass

Oh kinky.

Quiet, sorry he thinks because he has a head/mind gives him opinion. How bout just cause it's us here, you ask me nicly.

*brings my face really really close to yours & speaks seductively* Will you please go get me a new bottle *then voice changes to harshness* before I cut off your balls *backs away slightly speaking innocently* Was that nice enough for you?

*Puts hand down pants* Ok, one, and two; bring it on!

*removes thigh knife* ok dear soon to be ball less one *thrusts knife forward landing on top of ball-sacs* New bottle or I make you a chik

Kisses you again and squeezes your ass, walking away?

Once and only fucking time. Now put shit away, besides mine's bigger*pulls out katana and stuffs the whiskey bottle in your shirt between your tits*

Yea yea *walks back in skipping happily with bottle in same spot until reaching the alter table where I sit* Now I should have enough time o drink this before the new shipment arrives *pours shot*

*Takes and down shot* What I made the delivary.