So I Put the Opening Scene's Dialogue Through Gizoogle Translate

Oct 19, 2014 11:55 AM

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So I translated the opening scene of episode 1 with Tomoya meeting Nagisa on the hill through Gizoogle...the results were pretty entertaining.

[Tomoya is struttin ta school while narratin bout his cold-ass town.]
Tomoya: I don't give a fuck bout dis town. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. It aint nuthin but too filled wit memories I'd rather forget. I git all up in school every last muthafuckin day, ride wit mah playas, n' then I bounce back ta tha doggy den. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Therez no place I'd rather not go eva again. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. I wonder if anythang will eva chizzle, biatch? Will dat dizzle eva come?
[Tomoya is struttin up tha hill ta school n' sees Nagisa fo' tha last time.]

Nagisa: [Short pause] Anpan! Do you like dis school, biatch? I gotta say dat I gots a straight-up boner fo' it hella, straight-up much. But soon every last muthafuckin thang chizzles. Well, at least it do eventually.

Tomoya: A hoe I don't give a gangbangin' fuck...Bitch aint rappin' ta mah dirty ass...Dat hoe probably rappin' ta one of mah thugs up in her ass.

Nagisa: Fun thangs...Kool as fuck thangs...They'll all...They'll all eventually chizzle some day, you know, biatch? But can you still ludd dis place?

Tomoya: [Aloud] Just go n' find mo' n' mo' n' mo'. [Nagisa notices Tomoya. There be a long-ass pause.] All you gotta do is find other funk n' aiiight thangs. It aint nuthin but not so hard. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Come on, letz go.

[Tomoya strutts ahead. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Nagisa bigs up. Tomoya narrates.] And so we begin...A long, long upward climb...

Oct 19, 2014 11:58 AM

Verchan

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cool

And I mean that in the most sexually painful way possible.

Oct 19, 2014 12:01 PM

badwolf45f

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*Forced laugh*

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