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Sep 22, 2014 6:48 PM
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It is hardly a book, it is a guide teaching to succeed as troll. If you are inspired by this little text and begin to troll, I'm not responsible for anything.

"First, create your account" - Yes, how you will be able burn the casual discussion if you do not even have an account?

"Put a creative name" - Without even a creative nick, you will be ignored by the elite of Malcom.wikia and you never have a page on this site. (My current situation)

"Base your account into a user of 4chan" - Read a few posts on 4chan and learn to make the famous "shitposting". Without it, you will NEVER be banned by a moderator of MAL.

"Hate something" - For example, I hate "Date A Live" and eight cafes banned me because of that. Hate something will help you with the shitpostings

"Be yourself" - Be unique, do not copy people as "Lupadim" or "Red Keys", as this will give you bad fame and moderators will be proud of it.

"Create your presentation topic" - Creating the presentation topic, a portion of people will meet you for the first time. This is REQUIRED before you start your shitposting.

"Create your troll topic" - Create a controversial topic and put their racist, homophobic and prejudiced opinions. This will give you bad fame in the scenario of moderation.

"Be Censored" - The moderator will close this topic because he does not want an internet troll on his forum. This makes the "Moderator vs user" scenario will be repeated.

"Create your topic anti-moderation" - Many have already done, but I'm an exception because I love the moderation here. Place swearing, porn gifs and pictures of lolis to the delight of users and wait for your first ban.

"Banishment" - Enjoy your ban and start training more techniques to make shitposting.

"???> Profit" - Now that you have returned to the forum and is recognized for his acts of shitposting, you were considered a potential hazard by users and moderators. Now, be quiet and avoid making shitposting, or you will be permanently banned.
Sep 23, 2014 12:29 AM
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...wow
Sep 23, 2014 12:41 AM
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The hell did I just read lol
Sep 23, 2014 4:48 PM
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Not gonna fall for your trolling m8

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