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I've been doing taekwondo for nearly 9 years and to me its always been a strong martial art. People who don't know much about the art assume its just flashy kicks, when really theres a lot more to it than that.

I also think wing chun and judo are very useful martial arts.

I don't know why but I've always disliked karate. I tried it before after doing tkd for a long time and found it so boring.

Sep 2, 2014 5:45 PM

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Loli_Sensei said:
I've been doing taekwondo for nearly 9 years and to me its always been a strong martial art. People who don't know much about the art assume its just flashy kicks, when really theres a lot more to it than that.

I also think wing chun and judo are very useful martial arts.

I don't know why but I've always disliked karate. I tried it before after doing tkd for a long time and found it so boring.
How could you be an hikikomori if you have done 9 years of teak-do?oh you are girl....
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I've got my dad's homemade nun-chucks under my bed.
Sep 2, 2014 8:47 PM

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Bambi_ said:
I've got my dad's homemade nun-chucks under my bed.


Those are terrible weapons. Just get a bat.

If this is sarcasm, gtfo. MA are SRS BUSINESS.

JKJK

BUT FOR REAL
text27 said:
yes if you read the whole thing...robots will only kill the people you put in-front of them so yeah.

RandomChampion said:
u were that homie in the thong werent u
Sep 2, 2014 11:13 PM

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Yellow Bamboo obviously



Afshar said:
Dan told me the best is Muay Thai

i trust his view


My brah! Also, as long as a martial art has proper techniques and is practiced with "aliveness" then I am ok with it basically.
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Sep 2, 2014 11:38 PM

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Damaein said:
Bambi_ said:
I've got my dad's homemade nun-chucks under my bed.


Those are terrible weapons. Just get a bat.

If this is sarcasm, gtfo. MA are SRS BUSINESS.

JKJK

BUT FOR REAL

This is no joke Mr.
Sep 2, 2014 11:42 PM

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Loli_Sensei said:
I've been doing taekwondo for nearly 9 years and to me its always been a strong martial art. People who don't know much about the art assume its just flashy kicks, when really theres a lot more to it than that.

I also think wing chun and judo are very useful martial arts.

I don't know why but I've always disliked karate. I tried it before after doing tkd for a long time and found it so boring.
That's because Tae Kwon Do is literally Karate but with more kicks. When Japan invaded Korea they implemented their martial arts into TKD. Probably why you find it boring because it's the same shit.
Sep 2, 2014 11:49 PM
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I did some TKD for 1 day and now i can fight anyone who has less experience in fighting than me.

Superior much
Sep 2, 2014 11:54 PM

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ScazoN said:
I did some TKD for 1 day and now i can fight anyone who has less experience in fighting than me.

Superior much

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Sep 3, 2014 12:01 AM

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I have been doing kendo for about 3 years and it is pretty damn fun




Sep 3, 2014 12:05 AM

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This list is pretty eastern centric though.....where's boxing, savate, BJJ, wrestling, etc
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Sep 3, 2014 12:28 AM

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Just another reason why I love New Zealand.

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dankickyou said:
This list is pretty eastern centric though.....where's boxing, savate, BJJ, wrestling, etc
Ssssh....Dan, remember what happened the last time we tried to explain to the ignorant masses that boxing is, was and always will be a martial art?

Let's not go there again.
Sep 3, 2014 8:31 AM

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NTAD said:
dankickyou said:
This list is pretty eastern centric though.....where's boxing, savate, BJJ, wrestling, etc
Ssssh....Dan, remember what happened the last time we tried to explain to the ignorant masses that boxing is, was and always will be a martial art?

Let's not go there again.

If only boxing had white pajamas and choreographed kata will it ever be accepted as a martial art by the wise netizens of MAL. :(
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dankickyou said:
NTAD said:
Ssssh....Dan, remember what happened the last time we tried to explain to the ignorant masses that boxing is, was and always will be a martial art?

Let's not go there again.

If only boxing had white pajamas and choreographed kata will it ever be accepted as a martial art by the wise netizens of MAL. :(

I feel the same about arm-wrestling.
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dankickyou said:
NTAD said:
Ssssh....Dan, remember what happened the last time we tried to explain to the ignorant masses that boxing is, was and always will be a martial art?

Let's not go there again.

If only boxing had white pajamas and choreographed kata will it ever be accepted as a martial art by the wise netizens of MAL. :(


Greece boxing and wrestling is the manliest sport in human history, at least in the ancient world. Who else fighting naked these days? They also use leather straps to tie their dong so it will not wonder too much when they fight, man, talk about hardcore.
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Sep 3, 2014 9:14 AM

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azzuRe said:

Greece boxing and wrestling is the manliest sport in human history, at least in the ancient world. Who else fighting naked these days? They also use leather straps to tie their dong so it will not wonder too much when they fight, man, talk about hardcore.


Uhh lets see...sumo guys are almost totally naked except a loincloth. Turkish wrestlers arent naked but they can stick their hands into each other's pants in a totally non-homosexual manner to gain control of their opponents. And....Im out. :P
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Sep 3, 2014 12:45 PM

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mclovinballz said:
What dis nigga does
I just went and watched that movie after seeing that clip. The final battle is even more epic.
Sep 3, 2014 2:11 PM

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VBS said:
mclovinballz said:
What dis nigga does
I just went and watched that movie after seeing that clip. The final battle is even more epic.
At least I have convinced someone to watch a movie
Sep 3, 2014 2:23 PM

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LOL, Aikido has 4 votes, not sure if you guys are trolling or not.
Sep 3, 2014 3:02 PM

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_vortigaunt_ said:
LOL, Aikido has 4 votes, not sure if you guys are trolling or not.
Aikido is wannabe judo
Sep 3, 2014 6:43 PM

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_vortigaunt_ said:
LOL, Aikido has 4 votes, not sure if you guys are trolling or not.

Well, this is MAL...
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Sep 3, 2014 8:46 PM

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_vortigaunt_ said:
LOL, Aikido has 4 votes, not sure if you guys are trolling or not.
You should try aikido on your body
Sep 3, 2014 8:47 PM

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Udgey said:
_vortigaunt_ said:
LOL, Aikido has 4 votes, not sure if you guys are trolling or not.
Aikido is wannabe judo
Nah....aikido uses the enemy's power...judo is just a more refined "sumo"
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dankickyou said:
_vortigaunt_ said:
LOL, Aikido has 4 votes, not sure if you guys are trolling or not.

Well, this is MAL...
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Please do not double or triple post. It's rude.
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I got into Tae Kwon Do as a kid at Ernie Reyes' West Coast Tae Kwon Do while living in California. Then my dad got transferred to Arizona and I enrolled in ATA Tae Kwon Do. I "retired" as a 2nd degree black belt in it and won a few local junior freestyle form and sparring competitions. In my pre-teen years, I got into wrestling but it wasn't for me (though I would yes and no re-discover it years later when I got into Brazilian Jiujitsu). I royally sucked at wrestling during that time and had a shitty coach.

My older brother got into boxing when he was in juvie when he was 14 and he taught me a bit later on and let me watch him at the gym from time to time if he didn't have any tournaments.

Towards the end of high school, I got into kickboxing and when I started at Arizona State, I joined their MMA club since there weren't too many MMA gyms outside of California just yet. I got into Brazilian Jiujitsu more intensively when I was 21 and a lot of former wrestlers taught me about leg riding there because I got much better lower body strength. Nobody really taught it to me in detail when I was doing it back in jr. high. It would have been more fun for me if I knew those techniques.

These days, I mostly concentrate on boxing and kickboxing. Jiujitsu is a lot of fun but my area and my schedule just doesn't allow me to practice it and my present gym is just not too far from my home and work so it is perfect for me.
Sep 4, 2014 1:20 AM
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_vortigaunt_ said:
LOL, Aikido has 4 votes, not sure if you guys are trolling or not.
Are you looking for a fight?


IM RIGHT HERE
Sep 4, 2014 1:23 AM

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None. Don't trust most of these asian martial arts guys. I don't think they'll help you in a real fight.

I honestly doubt shit like aikido even works.

I once watched my younger brother go apeshit and beat the crap out a kid who was apparently a Taekwondo Blackbelt.

I suggest pick up boxing and fucking get in a ring and fight someone.
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Fox814 said:
None. Don't trust most of these asian martial arts guys. I don't think they'll help you in a real fight.

I honestly doubt shit like aikido even works.

I once watched my younger brother go apeshit and beat the crap out a kid who was apparently a Taekwondo Blackbelt.

I suggest pick up boxing and fucking get in a ring and fight someone.
OOOOOOOOR you could just use a knife. It's fucking hilarious when you meet an experienced "martial artist" but they get pissy in the panties when they see a knife.
revengerofdeath said:
_vortigaunt_ said:
LOL, Aikido has 4 votes, not sure if you guys are trolling or not.
You should try aikido on your body
It doesn't hurt at all. Judo actually fucking hurts.
Sep 4, 2014 1:48 AM

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Sep 4, 2014 8:33 AM

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ScazoN said:
_vortigaunt_ said:
LOL, Aikido has 4 votes, not sure if you guys are trolling or not.
Are you looking for a fight?


IM RIGHT HERE
aikidoka?
Sep 4, 2014 8:35 AM

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Udgey said:
It doesn't hurt at all. Judo actually fucking hurts.
I guess you have never tried it :D
Sep 4, 2014 8:44 AM

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well for me the best (at least in this poll) is karate. but if the question is which is strongest then I dont know. probably MMA...

I did karate and Koi no takinobori ryu karate (mostly tanto jutsu). also a bit of aikido and ju-jitsu as well, but not much.
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Sep 4, 2014 8:49 AM

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Siscon2000 said:
but if the question is which is strongest then I dont know. probably MMA....


MMA is more of a sport that contains different martial arts. I guess most fighters could vaguely be considered to use "MMA" as they use techniques from multiple arts, but I don't think it's considered a stand alone art form.
text27 said:
yes if you read the whole thing...robots will only kill the people you put in-front of them so yeah.

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u were that homie in the thong werent u
Sep 4, 2014 9:08 AM

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Damaein said:
Siscon2000 said:
but if the question is which is strongest then I dont know. probably MMA....


MMA is more of a sport that contains different martial arts. I guess most fighters could vaguely be considered to use "MMA" as they use techniques from multiple arts, but I don't think it's considered a stand alone art form.

It has been existed for millennia, the famous example would be Pankration.
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Sep 4, 2014 9:37 AM

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Definitely Wing Chun! (I'm an Ip Man/Bruce Lee lover)
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Krav Maga. 0h, wait, it's not martial art, it's the realistic combat technique that easily can just own any martial artist's ass.

There is such thing as shit taste. Only idiots think that every "work of art" should have the same value.

Persona anime are good. Deal with it.
Sep 4, 2014 9:54 AM

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kitsune0 said:
Krav Maga. 0h, wait, it's not martial art, it's the realistic combat technique that easily can just own any martial artist's ass.
Of course
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kitsune0 said:
Krav Maga. 0h, wait, it's not martial art, it's the realistic combat technique that easily can just own any martial artist's ass.


I often heard that guns are great equalizer between man.
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kitsune0 said:
Krav Maga. 0h, wait, it's not martial art, it's the realistic combat technique that easily can just own any martial artist's ass.


except it have pretty poor punching technique and made purely to protect yourself from sudden assault/weapons. it is really good in streets situations but pretty useless in 1vs1 combat against martial atrist. thats why we don't see krav maga in sport competitions (like ufc and other mma). do at least some research about krav maga before talking random crap...
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kitsune0 said:
Krav Maga. 0h, wait, it's not martial art, it's the realistic combat technique that easily can just own any martial artist's ass.

krav maga is a martial art. Jesus Christ!
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It is strange no one mentioned Sambo. Fedor Emelianenko ruled MMA world with Sambo for almost decade.


well since its MMA.. its not really ok to give all the credit to sambo. sambo is pretty much the same as judo. judo is fine but lacks punching techniques and.. a lot more.
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wandererofnorth said:
It is strange no one mentioned Sambo. Fedor Emelianenko ruled MMA world with Sambo for almost decade.


Not really. The list seems to be almost exclusively oriental art forms. Some of the most effective style were left out due to this.
text27 said:
yes if you read the whole thing...robots will only kill the people you put in-front of them so yeah.

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u were that homie in the thong werent u
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Siscon2000 said:
wandererofnorth said:
It is strange no one mentioned Sambo. Fedor Emelianenko ruled MMA world with Sambo for almost decade.


well since its MMA.. its not really ok to give all the credit to sambo. sambo is pretty much the same as judo. judo is fine but lacks punching techniques and.. a lot more.

Combat Sambo is different from Judo as it contains strikes.
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dankickyou said:
Siscon2000 said:


well since its MMA.. its not really ok to give all the credit to sambo. sambo is pretty much the same as judo. judo is fine but lacks punching techniques and.. a lot more.

Combat Sambo is different from Judo as it contains strikes.


combat sambo yes. but then again almost every serious (not competition based) technique contains strikes.
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azzuRe said:
I often heard that guns are great equalizer between man.
I often heard that thermonuclear weapons are great equalizer between nations.
Siscon2000 said:
except it have pretty poor punching technique and made purely to protect yourself from sudden assault/weapons. it is really good in streets situations but pretty useless in 1vs1 combat against martial atrist. thats why we don't see krav maga in sport competitions (like ufc and other mma). do at least some research about krav maga before talking random crap...
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No, you poor uneducated thing you, it's because Krav Maga competition would be like gun/sword duel - the risk of serious injures are pretty high. Like, why tryin' to punch someone's face with your bare fist when you can just hit him/her in the eye/throat with fingers and make him/her forget everything except The Pain. 'Cause, y'know, you can't end life-threatenin' situation just by defense.

There is such thing as shit taste. Only idiots think that every "work of art" should have the same value.

Persona anime are good. Deal with it.
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kitsune0 said:
azzuRe said:
I often heard that guns are great equalizer between man.
I often heard that thermonuclear weapons are great equalizer between nations.
Siscon2000 said:
except it have pretty poor punching technique and made purely to protect yourself from sudden assault/weapons. it is really good in streets situations but pretty useless in 1vs1 combat against martial atrist. thats why we don't see krav maga in sport competitions (like ufc and other mma). do at least some research about krav maga before talking random crap...
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No, you poor uneducated thing you, it's because Krav Maga competition would be like gun/sword duel - the risk of serious injures are pretty high. Like, why tryin' to punch someone's face with your bare fist when you can just hit him/her in the eye/throat with fingers and make him/her forget everything except The Pain. 'Cause, y'know, you can't end life-threatenin' situation just by defense.


even wing chun uses this same shit - eyes/throat instead of fist. try it in streets so you will see how hard it is to make it actually work. I learned that even in karate. so krav maga is not so unique as you might think...(you ofcource dont know that krav maga is basically just a copypaste of jujitsu/judo goshin jitsu do you?).


now more datailed about eyes/troat - the problem is you need a really high precision to poke an eye/hit a throat. if you miss you might broke your fingers. its even harder (WAY HARDER) to be precise when "target" is hitting you with a ton of punches per sec. it is way easier to throw a fist which don't really requires high precision. dude I have tryed it in actual fight. I do know what I m talking about.


this is regular excuse for all non sport martial arts. "they are too deadly to be used in competitions". usually its plain bullshit as I seen many times when a boxer beats all shit out of many "art" or "self defence" practitioners. and I seen it NOT only in a ring protected with gloves and rules.

as I said krav maga is very good for street situations, but in an open combat with good trained fighter it is... not better than anything else..
Siscon2000Sep 4, 2014 11:01 AM
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Siscon2000 said:
kitsune0 said:
Krav Maga. 0h, wait, it's not martial art, it's the realistic combat technique that easily can just own any martial artist's ass.


except it have pretty poor punching technique and made purely to protect yourself from sudden assault/weapons. it is really good in streets situations but pretty useless in 1vs1 combat against martial atrist. thats why we don't see krav maga in sport competitions (like ufc and other mma). do at least some research about krav maga before talking random crap...
Damn right,man! What about aikido?
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revengerofdeath said:
Siscon2000 said:


except it have pretty poor punching technique and made purely to protect yourself from sudden assault/weapons. it is really good in streets situations but pretty useless in 1vs1 combat against martial atrist. thats why we don't see krav maga in sport competitions (like ufc and other mma). do at least some research about krav maga before talking random crap...
Damn right,man! What about aikido?


I'd say its pretty much the same with aikido.
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