What type of animal would you be, if you could?
| We've all dreamed of being an animal. Or at least some of us have. What animal would you become if you could become an animal for the day? What would you do in your animal state? Would you become an animal permanently, if you could? Discuss. |
| I'd be a dragon. Because you know... Dragons. |
| A Velociraptor Because you know... Velociraptors. |
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| I'd be a tiger cause tigers are fucking awesome. |
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| my dog so she wouldn't shit everywhere |
an egomaniac and a fool |
| I'd definetly be a sloth. I have no particular reason, I just love those cute little bastards. |
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| A fly so I can go to otakus basement and watch anime |
| Of all the animated movies I've seen, I think I'd be a fish. Or a bird. Damn it's hard to decide which. I think I'll go with bird. They at least won't die just because they're out of the water or something. |
| I wanna be a T-rex. So I would be a T-mother fucking-rex. MEanimaniac1 said: I'd definetly be a sloth. I have no particular reason, I just love those cute little bastards. Cute? Sloths are rapists.  |
| Kronie is mai waifu. Enema is my master. Shadowslave13 is my loli milk provider. Flume is my dark magic buddy cop sidekick™. And Afshar was my first MAL friend ;-; I have coveted these people, so that I may one day sacrifice them in the name of love. |
| A bird, of course. Flying is really cool. But then I'll get killed by some stupid kid with a BB gun. On second thought I'd rather be a cat. That would probably be really chill. |
| A shark. Preferably a megalodon. |
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| A tiger. |
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Praland said: A Velociraptor Because you know... Velociraptors.  OnT: I'm already all I ever want to be. |
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| Cat, they look unbothered 99,9 % of the time |
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| I'd be a Komodo Dragon, and I'd do my best to get onto some sightseeing cruise ship... Heh heh. Buffet time. Or an alligator snapping turtle, I saw one once that was 3-4 feet across, could have taken my arm off with one bite. Reptiles are super cool. Or maybe I'd be a parrot. I'd single out someone and talk to them normally whenever they were alone, but as soon as they tried to show me off to anyone as a talking parrot I'd only say... "Sqwaaak! It's all in yer head! It's all in yer head! Sqwaaak!" That would be fun. :) |
Sapewloth said: I still love how no one managed to see a giant hulking Tyrannosaurusfuckingrex humbly walking around the museum at all.Praland said: A Velociraptor Because you know... Velociraptors. |
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Pentobarbidoll said: I wanna be a T-rex. So I would be a T-mother fucking-rex. MEanimaniac1 said: I'd definetly be a sloth. I have no particular reason, I just love those cute little bastards. Cute? Sloths are rapists. Exactly. |
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Cigarette said: that mofo had its stealth maxed out.Sapewloth said: I still love how no one managed to see a giant hulking Tyrannosaurusfuckingrex humbly walking around the museum at all. |
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Sapewloth said: 99 Sneak?Cigarette said: that mofo had its stealth maxed out.I still love how no one managed to see a giant hulking Tyrannosaurusfuckingrex humbly walking around the museum at all. @@ |
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Cigarette said: That's why T-rex are master race.Sapewloth said: 99 Sneak?that mofo had its stealth maxed out. @@ Right behind sharks, ofc. |
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Sapewloth said: That's what I had thought, sir. My eyebrows nearly arched to make a very sour expression but then I saw sharks.Cigarette said: That's why T-rex are master race.99 Sneak? @@ Right behind sharks, ofc. All is well now, you may continue on with your posting. |
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Praland said: A Velociraptor Because you know... Velociraptors. Dragons can fly. |
Whale shark. Just look at the majesticness of it as it effortlessly navigates the waters of the dangerous ocean. |
AstrosJul 20, 2014 9:24 PM
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| On one hand, it might be cool to be a bird for a day On the other, the experience could be terrifying and drive me insane Astros477 said: I'd be so terrified of the ocean, even being a whale wouldn't quell my fearsWhale shark. Just look at the majesticness of it as it effortlessly navigates the waters of the dangerous ocean. |
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| I'd be an eagle, because i want to fly, and I dont want to be prey so i chose a predator like an eagle. Right now i would also consider being permanently an eagle because life being human sucks! >.< |
Mogu-sama said: I'd be so terrified of the ocean, even being a whale wouldn't quell my fears Not sure if you're referring to the whale shark as a whale or talking about whales in general. While I myself am afraid of water to a degree as I don't know how to swim and almost drowned once. It's pretty spacious in the deep regions, so you would only have to worry about predators one at a time and only occasionally. What terrifies you about it? |
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| yOOO I'D bE a whIte tiGER they ma fav even tho...they are usually made through inbreeding...sigh why does my fav animal have to be a product of incest OH WELL. Id still be |
Astros477 said: Whales in general, I find majesticNot sure if you're referring to the whale shark as a whale or talking about whales in general. While I myself am afraid of water to a degree as I don't know how to swim and almost drowned once. It's pretty spacious in the deep regions, so you would only have to worry about predators one at a time and only occasionally. What terrifies you about it? But that spacious nature of the deep regions where I might dwell as a whale, the huge expanse of nothing, all around me, that just fades into distant darkness. I'm afraid to be in a swimming pool, much less an ocean |
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Astros477 said: so majesticnsesWhale shark. Just look at the majesticness of it as it effortlessly navigates the waters of the dangerous ocean. |
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Mogu-sama said: Whales in general, I find majestic But that spacious nature of the deep regions where I might dwell as a whale, the huge expanse of nothing, all around me, that just fades into distant darkness. I'm afraid to be in a swimming pool, much less an ocean Ahh, yeah. I guess the creatures of the sea are lucky in that they don't possess to much complex thought. Though the one's who do general stick together for company. I could see the almost limitless expanse of ocean as frightening. If you didn't have an internal compass you could get lost easily, luckily it would only be for a day ^.^. |
AstrosJul 20, 2014 9:56 PM
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| We are animals.... |
JustALEX said: We are animals.... |
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| I always wanted to be a bird and fly to different places -____- |
| First choice: bunny (they're adorable) - I'd nom stuff and hop cutely. Second choice: bird (it might be fun to fly) - I'd fly. Third choice: cat (they have great bone structure) - I'd run around and maybe make a cat video for Youtube. |
| I'd probably be a cat and i'd run around the house destroying everything and noone would be angry at me, because i'm a cute cat . Oh and i'd poop into people that i hate shoes |
| A spider so I can scare people. |
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| I'm already an animal in bed, just try waking me up imsolonely |
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| a fat cat. So people will love me and find me cute. |
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| Ill be a bird or a fly or some shit and follow a rich person around all day and steal any financial info I can Even if I didn't get anything, I'd be flying under my own power, which would be an awesome experience in and of itself |
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| I'd like to be an orca or slime mold for a day. The latter isn't an animal, but still amazing organisms. |
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| Octopus. Because hentai seems fun. |
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bacchi said: Well that was unexpected.I'd like to be an orca or slime mold for a day. The latter isn't an animal, but still amazing organisms. |
| Octopus. |
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bacchi said: I'd like to be an orca or slime mold for a day. The latter isn't an animal, but still amazing organisms. I agree, I want to be a slime mold. So slimy! |
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Shiratori99 said: bacchi said: I'd like to be an orca or slime mold for a day. The latter isn't an animal, but still amazing organisms. I agree, I want to be a slime mold. So slimy! What's good about being a slime mold ? |
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Satan-sama said: Shiratori99 said: I agree, I want to be a slime mold. So slimy! What's good about being a slime mold ? They're slimy.  |
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