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| I thought this was already decided years ago in "The Spirit of Christmas" the original SouthPark short that started it all (before the TV series was made) |
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| Baman. |
HooHiraiBunny said: Baman. society > banman |
BlancRo[Male said: ] HooHiraiBunny said: Baman. society > banman lol banman...would be funny if he could ban people |
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| Fools, Santa=Jesus. |
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HooHiraiBunny said: Baman. Shut up and go away. I like Santa a lot, he's a pretty cool guy, but I think Jesus could be more superior. |
| Hmmm...well, who would win? Let's look at their powers: Santa Claus: -flying sleigh and deer -an army of midgets, aka elves -the ability to conform his body to any tight space aka chimney -the ability to warp time as he is able to deliver presents to every single house in the world in a single night. Jesus: -the ability to change the molecular properties of liquids, ie change water into wine, and wine into his own blood. -the ability to walk on water -the ability to bring people back from the dead -ability to cure diseases -ability to multiply food items -his dad is God and his posse includes his mother and 12 apostles. -after three days he can be resurrected Comparing this list I'd say my money's on Jesus...even if Santa kills him he'll just be back in three days... |
     I am the senpai that notices you. |
| Xinil. |
| society won |
| Mr.Jesus 0.00% Lol. |
Dizzmaux said: Xinil. |
バンの一味 |
| santa, have u seen that dude? that mans huge |
| I thought it was Jesus vs. Satan at first, but oh well, I guess Santa will be here soon. |
 "You don't get it, a million sorry's is not equal to one thank you." — Emilia |
| Santa's testicles. |
 サディスティックな考え "JUST KILL ME." サディスティックマインド |
| Mr Satan |
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| Jesus solos and claps |
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| jesus all the way |
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| I mean, she's not wrong. |
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| Jesus is literally the son of god how could he not win. |
| When a pancake lover does something: "Outrageous vicious crime" When a waffle lover does something: "That means it is not illegal" Quotes - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ld_HIM667Do&t=2822s |
| Assuming a 1v1 (no God, no reindeer/elves), Santa claps. Higher weight class, unexplained powers over either time or manipulating matter across the world, and presumed omniscience. Jesus may have an extra life, but he's more of a support class than a fighter, and his kit reflects that. Of course, you'd have to be pretty damn tough to survive in Jesus' original time period, but Santa's abilities definitely tip the scales in his favor. |
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