| All new threads have to go through the grand high arbiter of Admin. Shoot him a message and ask and he'll probably be cool with it. Just ask first =) |
| lol nice beast |
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emeraldtryst said: All new threads have to go through the grand high arbiter of Admin. Shoot him a message and ask and he'll probably be cool with it. Just ask first =) k |
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| What do you call a slime that fell in the ocean? a sea slime. what do you call an albino lamia? a shirohebi what do you call an octopus in the air? a scylla what do you call a sylph's mother? a milf thats all i got for these, but now we can finally move on to the next letter |
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| so i wanna make a Monster girl themed cards against humanity deck any suggestions? |
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| Why do tentacle girls always decide things as a group? Why does the thunderbird always get turned down when she confesses? How do trolls go to work? How do trolls guard their homes? Why do trolls spend so much time outside? Why do trolls keep their husbands on a short leash? |
| i got nothing for U |
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| Holy crap, it's Kami! It's like an early Christmas miracle or something... |
| So I played a couple of games with reb last night and I was wondering if anyone else here plays chess? |
| I know how to play them, which doesn't mean I'm good at that. :P Does that counts? 8D |
I have spoken. So it is written. So it shall be done. |
| Ha, Kami! |
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JPAI27 said: So I played a couple of games with reb last night and I was wondering if anyone else here plays chess? i do but almost every online chess game i've tried freezes on me |
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| What the fuck is a Trolleybus? |
| When I go for the throat, I go straight for the juggler. |
Clarus_Nox said: i got nothing for U [sigh] Must I do everything? How do you make an Undine? |
| "When you have bought your own load of hooey, you know exactly what it is worth." -- Bruce Sterling |
tygertyger said: [sigh] Must I do everything? yes, yes you must >:P |
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| How do you make a Unicorn? |
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| Nroci ? |
| No, no, CN, like this... What do you do if Unicorn? |
| "When you have bought your own load of hooey, you know exactly what it is worth." -- Bruce Sterling |
| had to say it out loud a couple times but i get it. nice one tyger XD |
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| what do you call a mean teacher's assistant? |
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| Bah, tyger, you.....ugh. |
| is it jsut me or are these get worse and worse |
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130nu said: is it jsut me or are these get worse and worse The beauty of a pun is in the "oy" of the beholder. |
| "When you have bought your own load of hooey, you know exactly what it is worth." -- Bruce Sterling |
tygertyger said: 130nu said: is it jsut me or are these get worse and worse The beauty of a pun is in the "oy" of the beholder. i literally just burst out laughing at that one XD |
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| It flew over my head. >_< |
| What sign tells you that an area is restricted to tarantula women? |
| "When you have bought your own load of hooey, you know exactly what it is worth." -- Bruce Sterling |
| well tyger has done a pun for each U now for V Valkyrie and Vampire |
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| How do vampires maintain their homes? |
| Vampires? Ugh...this is going to suck. (did you get it?!) (So much funnier when you explain them...) (and even funnier to point that out) =P |
| Given the creative power that resides inside you, I am severely disappointed, emer. |
| I was too busy throwing old 80's music singles of the song "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" on a massive funerary bonfire. (fine, there you go...you'll have to figure this one out without assistance =P ) |
| You want obscure jokes, eh? Fine then. Why did the Valkyrie visit Aldenham? |
| Don't get so cross with me, there's a lot at stake in coming up with acceptably sparkling vampire puns. |
| I think my English isn't good enough to really appreciate all the puns. It's sad, since this is single active thread other than constant argument in comments. But nevermind, I guess I'll be back to reading your stories. |
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| Why do Vampires act so conceited? |
| "When you have bought your own load of hooey, you know exactly what it is worth." -- Bruce Sterling |
| What does a Valkyrie wear to seduce a man? |
| "When you have bought your own load of hooey, you know exactly what it is worth." -- Bruce Sterling |
tygertyger said: Why do Vampires act so conceited? 8.5/10 tygertyger said: What does a Valkyrie wear to seduce a man? 4/10 you can do better tyger |
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| I'm with Nox on this one. I was waiting for tyger to help out with the Valkyrie since I got nothin' but it seems like we need reinforcements. |
| OK, fine. Be that way. What kind of noise does a Valkyrie make in bed? |
| "When you have bought your own load of hooey, you know exactly what it is worth." -- Bruce Sterling |
| i wonder how much gold we can squeeze from tyger by saying every pun he has is bad, is there a limit to his punficiency |
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| Now, now, it's not good to push him too far at this point, we still have a few letters to go. |
tygertyger said: OK, fine. Be that way. What kind of noise does a Valkyrie make in bed? Don't forget that she'll sing to let you know when it's all over. =P |
| Why does the German Valkyrie often go on a stroll in a deserted, border-line scary forest? Why does said German Valkyrie (°-.-) didn't take any dessert last meal? Speaking of it, what is the most popular culinary specialty of northern Valkyries after the opening of spice stores? Guess that's good enough and I can leave before the pitchforks rise :D |
| *throws an egg at Ocu* |
| Keep throwing eggs at me and you'll have human kind as a whole as your enemy *whispers sensually in your ear*You'll then have to faith the wraith of that huge aliVampire that is the world |
| If monster girls are my allies, then I'll take the humankind as an enemy, thanks. |
| ..... *compares fluffiness levels* welp |
KamikadzeTM said: *throws an egg at Ocu* Wait, not those eggs! Those are from the Harpy! |
| "When you have bought your own load of hooey, you know exactly what it is worth." -- Bruce Sterling |
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