Seme-Uke test
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#281
08-27-12, 1:16 PM
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Offline Joined: Oct 2011 Posts: 498 |
House Keeping UkeYou are -90% Seme! You are the housekeeping uke! You are caring and you can cook, clean, wash up and you are good on the bed. Who could hate you but those jealous souls out there? But perhaps you don't care. Nothing rewards you more than your partner's rare smile after a perfect dinner. You are constantly seen in the kitchen wearing an apron. Housewives come to you for cooking tips! Your partner is one lucky guy. OH LA LAAAAAA~*~*~*~ huhuhu.  |
#282
08-29-12, 3:39 PM
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Offline Joined: Aug 2011 Posts: 2 |
Succulent Uke You are -99% seme! You may/may not know this, but your partner sees you as food. Everything part of you resembles food of some kind for some unknown reason. You usually taste utterly sweet. Perk up, its not your fault that you resemble food so much, just take extra care of yourself before someone takes a bite out of you! XD Most compatible with: The one in control. yyy... i just... nah, i can't say anything 'bout that... ;f Why you just don't come here and prove me what is wrong? ♥ |
#283
08-30-12, 3:53 AM
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Offline Joined: Aug 2011 Posts: 25 |
Angsty Uke You are -40% Seme!  Yes. You are the angsty uke. Seldom smiling and probably persimistic, you are not likely to put in too much effort to give your seme pleasure. You probably have an unhappy past which you tend to brood on whether intentionally or not. Sometimes your angst tends to add unwanted weight to a relationship, but it also adds a certain level of excitement. The relationship may be against your will... but try to look on the bright side. if there is a bright side Most compatible with: Tyrant (for good old SM fun)  |
#284
12-01-12, 11:29 AM
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Offline Joined: Jun 2012 Posts: 154 |
Your Result SUPA UKE!You are -100% seme!  You are cute, loveable and huggable, everything a seme would ever want! You either have very mediocre skills/powers or have no skills at all. But that doesn't matter, You exist only for your seme's pleasure. And if you are lucky, you will be protected for the rest of your life! I wish you luck my little one.. for you are doommmedd doooomed for eternaty. Most compatible with: Any seme actually!  |
#285
12-15-12, 12:15 AM
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Offline Joined: Jun 2011 Posts: 2 |
Your Result Angsty UkeYou are -40% Seme! Yes. You are the angsty uke. Seldom smiling and probably persimistic, you are not likely to put in too much effort to give your seme pleasure. You probably have an unhappy past which you tend to brood on whether intentionally or not. Sometimes your angst tends to add unwanted weight to a relationship, but it also adds a certain level of excitement. The relationship may be against your will... but try to look on the bright side. if there is a bright side Most compatible with: Tyrant (for good old SM fun) I dun like S&M though... sounds really painful Q>Q and bloody and yucky...although the part about angst is pretty accurate o.o |
#286
12-20-12, 1:34 PM
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Offline Joined: Apr 2010 Posts: 63 |
Angsty uke. Weeelllll, I can't say S&M doesn't sound fun ;P I'm actually pretty upbeat, though. Deep and morbidly upbeat. And I'm too sadistic for pure uke-yness. Like, a masochistic tyrant might be nice... I like this quiz more: http://semeuke.com/quiz.php On there, I am right on the line between Bada** uke and Chibi seme. I am compatible with myself B( "No matter what the reason is, where humans are involved, there is no black or white, no justice or evil. There is only our will." - Oz, Pandora Hearts "If you accept everything you're told without question, you'll lose your ability to think. Even if you reached the same conclusion, it would still be worth analyzing the reasons behind it." - Lacie, Pandora Hearts "In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move." - Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy "Freedom is the dignity of men." - Captain Harlock |
#287
12-20-12, 3:42 PM
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Offline Joined: Mar 2012 Posts: 382 |
You are a Clueless Uke! Having a good time is what you're all about. You're satisfied just to have someone to eat hamburgers and play video games with, and are completely oblivious to other's manipulative behavior. You don't expect much, and that can be a good thing. You're perfect prey for the Opportunist Seme, who might take advantage of you, but you probably won't even notice, or really care, as long as you're enjoying yourself. Most compatible with: Opportunist Seme, Romantic Seme Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme |
#288
12-21-12, 1:57 AM
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Offline Joined: Jun 2012 Posts: 154 |
On this one I got innocent uke xD  You are a Innocent Uke! Cute and sweet, and most gentle of all uke, whips and chains are not for you - you just want someone to love you. You are often spotted in candy shops wearing furry kitty ears, where you are sure to be noticed by the Romantic Seme, whose protective instincts will kick in and will only want to take you home and love and protect you. And you, of course, will be more than happy to spend the rest of your life baking cookies for your seme. Most compatible with: Romantic Seme Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at SemeUke.com, or get seme/uke merch.. |
#289
12-21-12, 10:20 AM
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#290
01-02-13, 1:36 PM
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Offline Joined: Jul 2012 Posts: 35 |
http://quizilla.teennick.com/quizzes/result/668960/493436/ In that test i got 200% seme ^ http://www.semeuke.com/chibiseme.php In this i got chibi seme ^ I think seme fits me even if i am a (bi) girl. |
#291
01-17-13, 2:10 AM
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Offline Joined: Oct 2012 Posts: 1081 |
Angsty Uke. Too many people have opinions on things they know nothing about. The more ignorant they are, the more opinions they have. You Mad? |
#292
02-03-13, 7:59 AM
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Offline Joined: May 2011 Posts: 15 |
Angsty UkeYou are -40% Seme! Yes. You are the angsty uke. Seldom smiling and probably persimistic, you are not likely to put in too much effort to give your seme pleasure. You probably have an unhappy past which you tend to brood on whether intentionally or not. Sometimes your angst tends to add unwanted weight to a relationship, but it also adds a certain level of excitement. The relationship may be against your will... but try to look on the bright side. if there is a bright side Most compatible with: Tyrant (for good old SM fun) hehe * ^ * Uke~ give me a Seme! * Q * |
#293
02-24-13, 8:44 AM
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Offline Joined: Sep 2011 Posts: 2 |
Lol, i'm a girl and I got Angsty Uke XD Angsty Uke - You are -40% Seme! Yes. You are the angsty uke. Seldom smiling and probably persimistic, you are not likely to put in too much effort to give your seme pleasure. You probably have an unhappy past which you tend to brood on whether intentionally or not. Sometimes your angst tends to add unwanted weight to a relationship, but it also adds a certain level of excitement. The relationship may be against your will... but try to look on the bright side. if there is a bright side Most compatible with: Tyrant (for good old SM fun) Tyrant, huh? Never thought that would be my ideal partner if I was a dude and if I was gay AS a dude XD |
#294
02-24-13, 7:59 PM
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Offline Joined: Feb 2013 Posts: 3 |
Clueless Seme Sadly for you, you are the clueless seme. Your soul mate is either right beside you or somewhere close by, but you don't notice at all. Your ditsy-ness is love-able, but sometimes god damn annoying; make life easier for the person you love by being more alert to subtle hints! But fret not, people like you tend to have happy endings. I've always gotten 100% uke in the past. lol |
#295
03-07-13, 3:25 AM
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Offline Joined: Feb 2013 Posts: 46 |
Jun_chan said: Your Result Angsty UkeYou are -40% Seme! Yes. You are the angsty uke. Seldom smiling and probably persimistic, you are not likely to put in too much effort to give your seme pleasure. You probably have an unhappy past which you tend to brood on whether intentionally or not. Sometimes your angst tends to add unwanted weight to a relationship, but it also adds a certain level of excitement. The relationship may be against your will... but try to look on the bright side. if there is a bright side Most compatible with: Tyrant (for good old SM fun) I dun like S&M though... sounds really painful Q>Q and bloody and yucky...although the part about angst is pretty accurate o.o I got that too :') S&M huh.... O//O y-yea sounds bad... not something i'd like... (OO",/ |
#296
03-30-13, 1:33 AM
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Offline Joined: Jul 2008 Posts: 1 |
Succulent Uke -99% seme You may/may not know this, but your partner sees you as food. Everything part of you resembles food of some kind for some unknown reason. You usually taste utterly sweet. Perk up, its not your fault that you resemble food so much, just take extra care of yourself before someone takes a bite out of you! XD Most compatible with: The one in control. OMO OMO OMO hahahhaaaa xD This was great fun :3 |
#297
04-10-13, 2:45 AM
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Offline Joined: Apr 2013 Posts: 23 |
Angsty Uke You are -40% Seme! Yes. You are the angsty uke. Seldom smiling and probably persimistic, you are not likely to put in too much effort to give your seme pleasure. You probably have an unhappy past which you tend to brood on whether intentionally or not. Sometimes your angst tends to add unwanted weight to a relationship, but it also adds a certain level of excitement. The relationship may be against your will... but try to look on the bright side. if there is a bright side Most compatible with: Tyrant (for good old SM fun) I really didn't see that one coming but :) Ahahah come find me Tyrant~ xbumblebob :) |
#298
04-15-13, 1:43 AM
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Offline Joined: Apr 2013 Posts: 5 |
Monita said: Take the test (even if you're not a guy or not gay ^^) and know who would you be in a yaoi relashionship ^^ THE TEST So here's mine ^^ The one in Complete ControlYou are 200% Seme. <img src="http://www.ipix.lt/out.php/i328693_incontrol.jpg" border="0"> Congratulations! You are the one in complete control. You are a seme (unless you have strange desires and decide to try something new). You manage to get what you have your eyes on most of the time, or all the time for that matter. You have a way of making people do what you want and belong completely to you! You like a challenge now and then and prefer ukes that play hard to get. But in the end, what is meant to be yours... will be yours. Just don't let your growing ambitions consume you. Most compatible with: Any thing you want. Seme or uke, they are yours for grabs. Ahhh same ((: And I'm a girl, lol. |
#299
04-20-13, 1:57 PM
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Offline Joined: Apr 2013 Posts: 7 |
The one in Complete ControlYou are 200% Seme. Congratulations! You are the one in complete control. You are a seme (unless you have strange desires and decide to try something new). You manage to get what you have your eyes on most of the time, or all the time for that matter. You have a way of making people do what you want and belong completely to you! You like a challenge now and then and prefer ukes that play hard to get. But in the end, what is meant to be yours... will be yours. Just don't let your growing ambitions consume you. Most compatible with: Any thing you want. Seme or uke, they are yours for grabs. Yes <3 |
#300
04-23-13, 4:28 PM
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Offline Joined: Nov 2012 Posts: 258 |
I feel bad for my future lover The one in Complete ControlYou are 200% Seme.  Congratulations! You are the one in complete control. You are a seme (unless you have strange desires and decide to try something new). You manage to get what you have your eyes on most of the time, or all the time for that matter. You have a way of making people do what you want and belong completely to you! You like a challenge now and then and prefer ukes that play hard to get. But in the end, what is meant to be yours... will be yours. Just don't let your growing ambitions consume you. Most compatible with: Any thing you want. Seme or uke, they are yours for grabs.   |