Sympathy for Edward Elric Club

We all know Edward Elric has it hard. His brother's soul is stuck in a tin can, his arm and leg are replaced with automail, he's really short, and his mom has hit the dust only to come back as a homunculus. This guy has it pretty damn hard. So I decided to take pity on this misguided soul and make this club to show appreciation for the poor guy. If you support and sympathize Edward Elric then join this club and take a few minutes to discuss how hard he has it and how he was constantly screwed over by the misfortunes of life and watching him wallow in self pity somehow makes you feel better about yourself.