InformationHave you ever watched a great anime but when the whinny emo kid comes along you want to grab the nearest object and chuck it at the TV? Or give them Prozac, or better: a bullet to the head? Well, you are not alone. We all love the anime show, but are annoyed that the emo kid is too angst. (Yes, some have been through a lot but they are still too bitter.)
Definition of An Emo Anime Character
♥The character that whines a lot and mopes around almost as if they have a dark cloud over their head
♥The character that usually attracts the angry, insane chick, (you know the ones that need PMS pills) evil, male antagonist, or the cheerful, Mary Sue. (opposites do attract)
♥The character that is full of emotions (usually sad, then angry, then sad) that get's upset over nothing! Some aren't angry and just shy, but even they can be jerks. (Most are just plan jerks who have something lodged up their bum)
♥The kid is a loner who is always by himself. Has friends but is too emo for them.
♥Usually the antagonist who wants some sort of revenge for an emo reason.
Top 3 Emo Kids Who Are Emo For No Reason
♥#3 Kira Yamato- Mobile Suit Gundam Seed (Destiny) This kid even dresses like an emo kid!
Excuse For Being Emo: He is a solider in a war who sometimes can't protect and is sad over killing the enemy; (he didn't have to re-join!) and was genetically altered. (half of the people on the show are altered and they're happy!)
ConclusionLet's see, his family is still alive after destiny,(unlike the majority of characters on the show) his lover is alive and only lost two of his close friends. (one out of his stupidity) He needs to steal his girlfriends Prozac because he is an emo kid for the sake of being emo!
♥#2 Setsuna Mudo - Angel Sanctury This kid is just weird.
Excuse for Being Emo: He can't screw his sister (Boo-woo) and is picked on at school. (who hasn't been) Also, angels and daemons are after him. (quit complaining and join the dark side!)
Conclusion: All the guys I know aren't full of emoness because they can't have sex with their sister. Stop eating a bowl of angst for breakfast everyday and get yourself a real girlfriend that isn't related to you!
♥#1 Kikyo - Inuyasha Why is she so emo? She's dead!
Excuse for Being Emo: Her lover betrayed her (he didn't, it was someone else)
Conclusion: Wow, someone holds grudges! You have a second chance at life, make it a happy one! Turn that frown upside down and quit blaming Inuyasha for something he didn't do. (Honestly, how many times did they tell her it wasn't him?)
♥#1 Naota - FLCL How did he become so emo?
Excuse for Being Emo:Who knows, he did have a robot growing inside of him but he was emo before. (His brother moving to America?)
Conclusion: He is tied for number one along with Kikyo. These two are just wandering around with some sort of depression knife in their brain, which sadly didn't kill them.
Emo Moment of the Month
Neon Genesis Evangelion: All the times Shinji refuses to smack those Mother F angels!
☼☺Anti-Emo Anime Kids☼☺
Anti-emo kids are self-explanatory: they are always happy. Even though everything bad has happened to them they always have a smile on their face. They are either just naturally happy or they've smoked too many happy drugs. Emo kids need to learn a few things from them, (they usually hook up) but they can be a little too happy.
Most Popular Examples:] Anthy Himemiya (Utena), Lacus Clyne (Gundam Seed/Destiny) Tohru Honda (Fruits Basket) Chibi Chibi (Sailor Moon: Sailor Stars)
☼☺Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD)☼☺
It's a mental disorder that affects up to 25% of the population. The lack of sunlight in the winter makes people sad. So emo kids, here is some happy, cheerful sunshine! (but I highly doubt this effects their emoness)
However, Emotional Moronic/Moping Oaf (emo) is not a clinical disorder.
Note: Depression is a serious mental illness that can affect anyone. EMO is a silly trend that affects whinny suburban teens.
Yes, there is a town called "Emo." It's in Canada east of Winnipeg but west of Thunder Bay.
Russia bans Emo
That's right, Russia is drafting a bill that will make emo music/culture illegal. HOORAY! Click here for the article.
Emo Boy Movie!
Vanguard Animation (founded by the producer of Shrek) is turning the satirical comic book, Emo Boy, into a movie. The protagonist even has emo powers. Source: The Ottawa Citizen
EMO is a great thing
EMO now stands for extended massive orgasm. If emo adults had more EMO then they wouldn't be emo anymore. For more EMO info click here
Emo is pretty much dead
Apparently, for a over a year, emo has been reported to be "dead" or "dying" according to this article. Looks like we won.... now what? I must have lived under a rock for one year five months. Probably hiding if the emo kids came back.
DRIP: (Don't Rest in Peace) EMO 2002-2007
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