1. Guns don't kill people. Violence Jack kills People.
2. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Violence Jack allows to live.
3. There is no chin under Violence Jacks' Beard. There is only another Knife.
4. Violence Jack has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
5. The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Violence Jack 3. Cancer
6. Violence Jack drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
7. Violence Jack doesn't go hunting.... VIOLENCE JACK GOES KILLING