The Kingdom of Light

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The Last Great Battle [i]Lords and loyal allies, a grave day has fallen upon the kingdom of light--as thou lords faileth within the convents of our dwindling souls. Thine dark Imp pillaged the holiness of the great Warden of the East: Allegra, through means of vulgar, vivacious visual stimulation--contempting her as an object--unlike her true value. We must make haste--as now his disrespect spans the spamming nature of his dubstep. Clutch tightly to thine mooses and elk, and ride close to the wind, lest thou wish to be caught by the most pernicious evil: The Dark Imp Himself. To the Jester of Japan: Smith, I grant a golden dildo for thine efforts in glorious brothel warfare. To the Whore of Babylon: Gastrea, I grant a golden Dakimakura of Jibril, for thine efforts in Jibril Warfare. To the beauteous Warden of the East: Allegra, I grant a golden Moose, for thine efforts in glorious moose warfare. And to the ever surprising, famous Lord of Light: Slate, I grant a golden car... because slate really likes cars. Tread soft to the night, and carry thine weapons with caution. War is upon us. For Light. For Hope. For Titties. All Hail the Kingdom of Light![/i]
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[Top Secret] MAL Conquest Plans
Kslate23 - Jul 3, 2014
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Aug 4, 2014 8:56 PM
Grunt Member Approval
Kslate23 - Jul 8, 2014
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Jul 9, 2014 7:13 PM
The Union of the Fifth Reich
YaN333 - Jul 4, 2014
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Jul 8, 2014 8:10 PM



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Kslate23 | Nov 23, 2018 8:42 PM
Dang. We'd probably all have been banned if we kept on.

Malthus | Jul 13, 2016 12:18 AM
The light is gone now, there is only dark...

LiquidLiquorice | Jul 9, 2016 10:21 AM
I was about to apologise for missing the two year anniversary but it seems everyone else did too...

Kslate23 | Jul 25, 2015 4:42 AM
Kawaii as fuck. bro.

YaN333 | Jul 9, 2015 2:32 AM
I don't know whether to cringe at all of this, or just admit that it's all so fucking cute.

Muses | Jun 28, 2015 3:26 PM
ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY COMING RIGHT UP IN 3 DAYS.

smithinatorv3 | May 28, 2015 5:28 PM
Thank you, thank you.

BlackRegis | May 26, 2015 2:22 AM
wow smith... that was beautiful...

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Members: 15
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Category: Other
Created: Jul 1, 2014


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Kslate23 (President)
Andryu_d (Secretary)
Malthus (Secretary)
Muses (Secretary)
smithinatorv3 (Secretary)
SydoKiller (Secretary)
YaN333 (Secretary)

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