Claim a Melancholy Club

Why Melancholy?
1. Because Melancholy kicks ass at graphic design.
2. Because it if weren't for Melancholy, claiming wouldn't exist on MAL
3. And if someone else started the claiming fad, they would have failed with the overwhelming amount of claimers...
4. Because Melancholy said she'd kill me if i didn't make a club for her. JK JK. Mel is awesome.

Stuff about Melancholy
Written up by yours truly, KamiKari.
1. Melancholy isn't asian
2. Melancholy is a 36 year old fat man who obsesses over loli's
3. Melancholy hates lelouch
4. Melancholy's favorite anime are Kanokon, School Days, and anything eechi
5. Melancholy spends her days searching for pictures of Lelouch cross dressing
6. Melancholy looks like this:

7. The pictures of the loli girl isn't Melacholy. it's a random girl she found on myspace.
8. Melancholy loves Makoto from School Days.
9. Melancholy is evil.
10. Melancholy sucks at voice acting, singing, and playing the violin
11. Melancholy's digital art is really crappy
12. Melancholy can't code C++ for shit

Well, everything between 1-12 is obviously false. Besides #5, i believe

mel is a cam whore.