Send WTFYOURFACE to New Mexico/California

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Here's the deal.

Mexico = New Mexico
New Mexico = Mexico
Canada =/= New Mexico
New Mexico =/= Canada

Wtfyourface is slowly running out of funds. Why is this? Because she is refined to a ridiculous Blackberry contract that sucks every nickel and dime from her bank account (Warning Canadians! :: do not go on the Rogers 3 year plan). Also, to keep her nagging mother off of her back and the PMS stress levels reduced in her all female family, she hands over the money whenever it is asked for. WHICH IS EVERY DAY, leaving Wtfyourface with empty pockets and a never ending ringing Blackberry.

Now clear that image from your head and imagine Summer 2008. Warm, sunny, beautiful weather, blankets on the beach . . . but wait, that's just the poster of California you have hanging up on your bedroom wall. Really, you're stuck in a small town with hormonal-raging-13-year-old-stoners everywhere you look. Stoppin' you on the street, trying to crack a deal. Pressurin' you to buy their newborn baby, you know, the one that wasn't theirs in the first place. There is no fun, there is no escape. Would you like to spend it in Ontario? Because that is in fact where this scene is taking place. Yes, you say? You find a teenage zombie drug town exciting? I find that highly doubtful. The correct answer from any person with half+ of a brain would be NO.

It has to be an exciting Summer. How could it get anymore exciting than sending her on a trip to chill with her favourite MAL friends? YES, YOU.

Yeah, yeah the obvious thing for her to do is get a job. Put in some hard time & labor, save up the cash herself. Surely she is aware of this. But where is the fun in that? Where will she find time to watch anime and pretend to love each and every one of you?

This is where you can help out.
Time is tickin', summer is just 'round the bend.

$ $ $ drivin' down the 101, hustlers grab your guns $ $ $

Disclaimer: this is purely a JOKE.

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