~Ultimate Akatsuki Chat Fans~

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Welcome to UAC Club ^^
Don't like yaoi? Then don't read!

~Everything about the daily life of an organization of retarded S-class serial killers~
The main pairings are ItaKisa, KakuHidan and SasoDei. Also others, not only little pairings, but don't be scared because of that.

~YAOI~

"Fishy: Where are we gonna go? In your place or...the bathroom?
h0773r_uch1h4: how about the kitchen table!"
"My_art_goes_bang: Danna would never do it! He would never sleep with hidan!!!
<3Kids<3: wanna bet? <33
My_art_goes_bang: How much?
<3Kids<3: If I win you'll sleep with me <333
My_art_goes_bang: What do I get if I win?
<3Kids<3: what do you want?
My_art_goes_bang: If I win, you have to stop molesting me.
<3Kids<3: okay <33 It's a deal.
My_art_goes_bang: That's... the deal. If Danna is sleeping with that hidan, I sleep with you, if he's not, you stop molesting me."

~FANGIRLING~

"HunnyBunny: Akatsuki? the Akatsuki!! OMG OMG OMG OMG!!! It's them!!!"
"MoneyMaker: is she in the kitchen, or why don't I hear our yaoi-fangirl screaming to Sasori and Deidara?
Bluelily: ...Oh gosh!! The Smex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! there. enjoy.
Bluelily: i forgot the AWWWWW"

~DRAMA~

"0506486581: so much for the rescue. Sasori has a colt.He's pointing at Deidara with."

~RANDOMNESS~

"h0773r_uch1h4: I'll go searching for Nemo!
Fishy: We have to find Nemo!!"
"jashinPWSyouall: actually, it's awesome to be retarded!
MoneMaker: ...how come?
jashinPWSyouall: you can say anything and no one has any expectations that it's something smart!"
"Fishy: So, what’s up, everyone?
h0773r_uch1h4: You know... I'm so much hotter than Sasuke
Fishy: Yes you are Itachi-hime ^^"
"jashinPWSyouall: Behold! The awesome power of Jashin-sama!
MoneyMaker: Not again...
jashinPWSyouall: fear you filthy heathens!
Agoodboy: Tobi took a bath today. Tobi's not filthy."
"I_love_people: eww... *trauma* I don't know.
Agoodboy: why is Zetsu-san having a trauma?
I_love_people: I just.... saw a really big fly and I got scared of that! Yes, that is why I have a trauma!
Agoodboy: I thought Zetsu-san was invincible...
I_love_people: Of course I am! But that fly, it was... Never mind I don't have a trauma anymore ^^"
"h077357.uch1h4: and I thought Orochimaru was abnormal.
I_love_people: You haven't seen nothing yet."
"h077357.uch1h4: wait, wait... my brother's gay? *laughs*
h0773r_uch1h4: Sasuke? what are you doing here? And what’s with that screen name?!
Fishy: Is that you're brother? Oh gosh! We haven't seen, like, ever!!
h077357.uch1h4: the nature blessed me better.
h0773r_uch1h4: you're copying me!
h077357.uch1h4: right, right... but you gay? *laughs* nice to meet you, kisame."

~LOVE~

"0506486581: Hidan's kissing Kakuzu"
"My_art_goes_bang: I'm always alright when I'm with you
Sasori: if you're completely sure...I want you..."
"MoneyMaker: I like you. A little bit...a little, just a little.
jashinPWSyouall: oh...well...I like you too. A little. really really little. Did I mention a little?"
"Sasori: I want to be with you more than anything in the whole world.
My_art_goes_bang: so do I with you"

~BREAK UPS~

"My_art_goes_bang: but I don't really wanna break up...
Sasori: everything can't be based on "want"
My_art_goes_bang: are you saying you want to?
sasori: how can you even ask me that?"
"MoneyMaker: gosh, I hate you.
jashinPWSyouall: crystal clear, that is."

~PAST~

"Bluelily: you...you remember Yahiko?
Bluelily to 0506486581: if I go straight to the point...I saw you two kissing.
0506486581 to Bluelily: hmm...that so?
Bluelily to 0506486581: yes
0506486581 to Bluelily: and...?
Bluelily to 0506486581: I kind of think...you still love him"

~AND LEARNING NEW~

"Agoodboy: hiiii Leader-sama! what is threesome?
0506486581: well Tobi, when three people love each other very much and they decide to express their feelings...
I_love_people: Tobi, threesome is when three people are in the bed together at the same time.
Agoodboy: but... what does that have anything to do with what's in my pants?
0506486581: see every people has holes there too, right?"
"Agoodboy: Can I have some candy Deidara-senpai?
My_art_goes_bang: NO!!!
h0773r_uch1h4: Now why aren’t you giving tobi candy deidara >:)
My_art_goes_bang: Coz I'm not gay.
Agoodboy: do only gays give candy?
My_art_goes_bang: Yeah!
Agoodboy: Why not normal people?
My_art_goes_bang: Well, that’s a secret.

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danacrazy4anime | 04-19-12, 3:30 PM

Hello~ O.O Anybody there? OwO

danacrazy4anime | 04-12-12, 1:48 PM

In my case is internet problems. *>3>

matsury | 10-05-11, 4:14 AM

Hello. School made us all quiet now, and just when we were trying to revive this club. ;-;

Nekiba | 08-05-11, 4:45 PM

thank God I can talk again!!! MAL, never, EVER, private me to post in the club again, ok???

matsury | 07-29-11, 7:26 PM

Another chapter of UAC had been posted!
http://urkid.deviantart.com/art/Ultimate-Akatsuki-Chat-52-244922195
Who else hates Yahiko? Oh, no one cause no one read that gooddamn fanfiction! Still, I hate Yahiko. =.=