The "We Need Milk-chama to Grow Taller" Club

[under const.]

This club is for those under the average MAL Height of 5'6" (167 cm).


Currently, people these days are too tall. Even us Otakus think our manga/anime collection passed our height...

Milk is our God at this moment!

Mori drunk his milk like the good little boy he is and look what happened~!



Researchers said that milk is good to help you grow...

...Tell that to Edward Elric, a 15 year old who hates milk and is still chibi.




Our Cow of Honor is Hatsuharu Sohma, since he turns into a cow (Free Milk!), and our manga-ka of honor, Arina Tanemura, who is only 5 feet tall!


Remember:
* If your otaku collection is taller than you by at least half a foot, go get a glass of milk.

* If it's more than a foot taller, go get a gallon.

* If it's more than a freaking foot and a half, you need to empty the four closest grocery stores of their milk supplies -- or anything with milk in it -- because that's really scary (this means Kari!).

And don't be sad 'cuze you're short~! Everyone knows chibi people will rule the world with their uber-cuteness.



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Habanero-tan Strips

~Sister Club~
The Cow Club