"Get off your fat ass, you lazy bastard." ★ Patti is Love ★ And Patti is Win ★
★Voiced by Takahira Narumi in the anime, and Sawashiro Miyuki in the drama CD ★ One of Kidd's Double Team Demon Guns and the younger of the Thompson sisters. Her personality yo-yos between childish Cloud Cuckoo Lander and insanely grinning Badass. Originally hails from Brooklyn.