"A lesser man might call it a day and bask in the echoing voices of cheer and celebration of previous faping. A lesser man might delight in the moment, knowing he's the ultimate fapper, a benevolent Big Brother to all and an inspirational light of hope in the darkest of times.
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Forever...and always."