【　GTG　】 Great Teacher Ginpachi！

<div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://minowara.tumblr.com/photo/1280/881208733/1/tumblr_l6e2td1nqw1qd1kbq" border="0" /><!--center--></div> <div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 200%;"><strong><span style="color:#5F89C7">Plot<!--color--></span></strong><!--size--></span> <span style="font-size: 100%;">A sloppily worn lab coat, lifeless eyes just like a dead fish's. He's the most un-teacher-like high school teacher, Sakata Ginpachi. The class he's in charge of, 3Z, is filled with 'intensive' students who have created a horrifying amusement park.<!--size--></span> <span style="font-size: 100%;"><strong>TEACHER OF 3Z: Ginpachi Sakata</strong><!--size--></span> <span style="font-size: 100%;">Teacher in charge of 3rd grade class Z. Has naturally curly hair and is slightly diabetic. Not teacher-like at all, but for some reason the students respect him.<!--size--></span> <span style="font-size: 100%;"><strong>STUDENT OF 3Z: Shinpachi Shimura</strong><!--size--></span> <span style="font-size: 100%;">Sits at the first second row, hall side and near the window. Tsukkomi role!?<!--size--></span> <span style="font-size: 100%;"><strong>STUDENT OF 3Z: Kagura</strong><!--size--></span> <span style="font-size: 100%;">An oversea student. She looks cute, but has an abnormally big appetite.<!--size--></span> <div class="spoiler"><input type="button" class="button" onClick="this.nextSibling.nextSibling.style.display='block';this.style.display='none';" value="Show spoiler"> <span class="spoiler_content" style="display:none"><input type="button" class="button" onClick="this.parentNode.style.display='none';this.parentNode.parentNode.childNodes[0].style.display='block';" value="Hide spoiler"><br><span style="font-size: 100%;"><strong>STUDENT OF 3Z: Kathryn</strong><!--size--></span> <span style="font-size: 100%;">An oversea student. Bold eyebrows and a striking face. Cat-eared.<!--size--></span> <span style="font-size: 100%;"><strong>DISCIPLINE COMMITEE MEMBER: Sougo Okita</strong><!--size--></span> <span style="font-size: 100%;">A lazy sadistic student, usually taking a nap with his infamous mask on. Seems to be Hijikata's friend (?).<!--size--></span> <span style="font-size: 100%;"><strong>DISCIPLINE COMMITEE VICE: Toushirou Hijikata</strong><!--size--></span> <span style="font-size: 100%;">A sharp-eyed vice head to Kondou. Is usually being played by Okita.<!--size--></span> <span style="font-size: 100%;"><strong>DISCIPLINE COMMITEE HEAD: Isao Kondou</strong><!--size--></span> <span style="font-size: 100%;">Leads Okita and Hijikata as the head of the discipline commitee. Gorilla faced. Still chasing after Otae.<!--size--></span> <span style="font-size: 100%;"><strong>STUDENT OF 3Z: Tae Shimura</strong><!--size--></span> <span style="font-size: 100%;">Shinpachi's sister. A pretty girl, but violent. Is being chased by Kondou.<!--size--></span> <span style="font-size: 100%;"><strong>STUDENT OF 3Z: Kotarou Katsura</strong><!--size--></span> <span style="font-size: 100%;">A quiet male student. Keeps a mysterious organism named Elizabeth as a pet.<!--size--></span> <!--spoiler--></span></div> <span style="font-size: 200%;"><strong><span style="color:#5F89C7">Quotes<!--color--></span></strong><!--size--></span> <span style="font-size: 100%;"><strong>Ch. 1. Cram school teachers say that you only need to get 70%, not 100%, on tests</strong><!--size--></span> <em>''If I were god, I would make the time of youth come last.'', A. France</em> Sakata Ginpachi : 'If I were god, I would include chocolate parfaits on the school lunch menu.' <span style="font-size: 100%;"><strong>Ch. 2. Freaking people out counts as a skill</strong><!--size--></span> <em>''What is important in life is life, and not the result of life.'', Goethe</em> Sakata Ginpachi: 'Agreed.' Shimura Shinpachi: 'Why don't you think for yourself for once?' <span style="font-size: 200%;"><strong><span style="color:#5F89C7">Intro<!--color--></span></strong><!--size--></span> <div class="spoiler"><input type="button" class="button" onClick="this.nextSibling.nextSibling.style.display='block';this.style.display='none';" value="Show spoiler"> <span class="spoiler_content" style="display:none"><input type="button" class="button" onClick="this.parentNode.style.display='none';this.parentNode.parentNode.childNodes[0].style.display='block';" value="Hide spoiler"><br> <em>Gintama High school. A strange name, but it really is the name of this high school so there's nothing you can do about it. Besides, there must be more strangely named high schools out there. I think. 3Z. We would like you to pronounce it not 'Zed', but 'Zee'. Why? Because it sounds cooler, the creater or the principal or whoever said, I'm not sure. But anyway it's 'Z'. 'Are there that many students in this school?' Some people ask, but to that we would like to reply that we cannot answer because the person in charge is currently unavailable. Now, the classroom. There is nothing particularly strange about the classroom itself. There is a sliding door on the front and back of the room, a teacher's desk, the student's desks and chair, the usual things. If you imagined something out of a high school drama, the room probably looks just like it. However, if we were to point out something strange in the room, it would be the frame hung above the blackboard. Inside the frame the word 'Sugar' is written, not exactly well-written, but written with confidence. When we ask why it is 'Sugar', the only endearing reply we would get is 'Because the teacher has a sweet tooth. Teehee.'. There is also the word 'Sugar' tacked on the wall in the back, but to this 'Sugar' we would only get the same reply as the former. And, well, this is Gintama High, which seems one ball away from a 'normal school'. At 3Z, on the hall side row, second seat from the front and near the window, sat Shimura Shinpachi.</em><!--spoiler--></span></div><em>Cr. Yorozuya</em><!--center--></div>