badkarma04's Blog

For my first blog entry, *tadaaa~* a copy-paste from my multiply blog. lolz~

This really isn't a blog post about my day or whatnot... I just want to humor you with these.

• When you die, make a long speech, and don't finish the last sentence.
• There's always room for flashbacks!
• The good guy always has the BLUE glow.
• Teachers have excellent aim with small objects.
• Women are attracted to losers; men are attracted to ANYTHING.
• The coolest weapon is still the sword.
• Love knows no race, species, or logic.
• You can never have too much hair.
• Sweating is a sure sign of stress.
• Everyone wants to conquer Japan.
• Cherry blossoms mean nostalgia.
• Double suicide is romantic.
• No matter how much blood is lost, no one can die by a nosebleed.
• All young children can pilot a mecha, you just need to give them a few days.
• Consuming enormous amounts of alcohol daily will never have ill effects.
• No matter how many times you rebuild, Tokyo keeps getting destroyed in a massive fireball.
• The martial arts expert is always defenseless against a slap from the girl who loves him.
• Food is a powerful motivator.
• The more possessive a woman gets, the less likely she will end up with the man of her dreams.
• No matter how big the mech/labor/mobile suit is, if it runs around the corner, the guy chasing it loses the trail.
• The fate of the planet rests in the hands of the seemingly normal high school student.
• The heroine must shred her clothes while transforming into something to fight the bad guys.
• Idiot captains win battles against impossible odds
• All high school principals in Japan are clinically insane
• A samurai sword can cut through anything.
• All characters over the age of 60 shrink in height in direct proportion to their age.
• Any love interest will always be possesed by a demon.
• The hero always loses the first fight with a new enemy.
• You CAN do it, but only when it's funny or REALLY important.
• Hair comes in every shade of the rainbow - and we do mean pink, purple, blue, green....