November 16th, 2010
Game Quotes
Can Change
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"ANIMAL!"
FableII
"Mourningwood will have the honor of handling Bowerstone's sewage."
King/Queen, FableIII
"...totally not Dr. Zed in disguise."
Markus Kincaid, Borderlands
"Hey, Jimmy! Over here! Do that thing you do! You know..that thing."
Mercenary, FableIII
"I've been wondering if I should have been a villain than a NPC."
Ned, Borderlands
"Great, big, giant bosoms!"
Pinch, FableIII
"Albion needs love, and love and money has always gone hand-in-hand."
Reaver, FableIII
"Hungry? Thirsty? Horney? Then head on down to the Atomic Wrangler!"
Spokesperson/Hooker for Atomic Wrangler, Fallout: New Vegas
"Bad, robot, bad! That's it! Make me take my medicine!"
Yes Man, Fallout: New Vegas
Posted by Yuzuyu-chan | Nov 16, 2010 4:57 PM | 0 comments
November 11th, 2010
*Real* Family, Friends Quotes
Quotes I've Gathered From Loved Ones & Friends
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Combined Quotes
"I found my penis." - Maho-shonen
"That's good. I'm glad you found it. But where did it go?" - Me
"It was hiding. In my vagina." - Maho-shonen
Maho & Yuzu
[First Quote (mine) Is From A FaceBook Status Post]
"|This is Calculus, people. Real life, freaky stuff. A bunch of cows are standing under a tree in a lightning storm. BAM! Lighting strikes. They all die.|" - Me
"I call that instant hamberger nature style.," - Maho-shonen
Yuzu & Maho
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[Quotes From My Fiance]
[Quotes From My Fiance]
"That's good rat piss coffee."
my betrothed, Maho-shonen
"I would say sex room but that is called the house."
my betrothed, Maho-shonen
"You never know what's in the future."
my betrothed, Maho-shonen
"I am now engauded ( if you can't tell who I am by my spelling, shame on you)."
my betrothed, Maho-shonen (From his MM of his fan club.)
"You MAY be perverted? That si like sayign the ocean MAY be wet."
my betrothed, Maho-shonen
"I'll stroke your pussy if you get the cat out of your lap."
my betrothed, Maho-shonen
"You don't understand. I NEED these hats!"
Yuzuyu-chan (on collecting unique hats throughout Fallout: New Vegas)
Posted by Yuzuyu-chan | Nov 11, 2010 8:46 PM | 0 comments
August 30th, 2009
Book, TV, Movie Quotes
Can Change
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"Oh my god! My farts killed you!"
1000 Ways to Die
"I'm gonna kick your ass so hard you're gonna be shitting boots."
Andy Bellefleur, True Blood
"Well, I chose the number A."
Anonymous
"You smell like peanuts. I like peanuts."
Anonymous, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
"So, which one of you girls is gonna get me a sammich?"
Chad, Sonny With A Chance
"What is your mother? A rabid werewolf who craps hot lava everywhere?"
Charlie, Two and a Half Men
"I hate this tree!" **Runs into the tree.**
Commercial, Where the Wild Things Are
"President Obama may be the first President to assassinate himself."
Dane Cook, Comedy Central
"You're not making art, you're making corpses."
Durzo Blint, Night Angel Trilogy, Book 1: The Way of Shadows
"High school. Or was purgatory the right word?"
Edward Cullen, Midnight Sun
Edward Elric: [to Magwar, in response to imposter Elric brothers] I told ya before, let's take care of those kids first. It's been a while since I've killed anyone. I kinda miss it.
[his eye turns to Magwar with a sick, scary grin]
Edward Elric: You wanna watch?
Fullmetal Alchemist
"I'm adding a new Commandment. **Turns tablet around.** Thou shalt do the dance."
God, Evan Almighty
"There's porn piling up on the Internet. It's not going to download itself."
Greg House, House MD
*Takes black marker from Foreman.*
"There's a reason why they call it the white board."
Greg House, House MD
"It's never Lupus."
Greg House, House MD
"If you're praying in there, please stop it now."
Greg House, House MD
"Am I too late? If you haven't been sexually assaulted yet I can go circle the block."
Greta, Liar, Liar
"I just ripped an air biscuit."
Jake, Two and a Half Me
"This could kill you."
Jayme Hyneman, Mythbusters
"If he messes up, he could die."
Jayme Hyneman, Mythbusters
“This is like being in a dark closet waiting for a bus to drive through your house.”
Jayme Hyneman, Mythbusters
"It was me!"
Jim Carrey, Liar Liar
"I don't handle pressure very well, and that's not good for me, and for the people around me, too."
Linguini, Ratatouille
"I know this sounds insane, but, well, the truth sounds insane sometimes, but that doesn't mean it's not the truth."
Linguini, Ratatouille
"You're boring me."
Logan Gyre, Night Angel Trilogy, Book 3: Beyond the Shadows
"Look what we did to your parents' car!" - Adam Savage
"Well there's your problem." - Jayme Hyneman
Mythbusters
[on Durzo Blint poisoning the lord general through contact poison on the door knob]
"But if we'd reached a deal..." the lord general said.
"I'd have opened the door for you. If you'd worn gloves, I had other plans. Now I want you to listen very closely.The king is an incompetent, treacherous, foul-mouthed child, so I'm going to make this very clear. I'm a first-rate wetboy. He's a second-rate king. I won't work for him. If you want, you can hire me yourself: I'll kill the king, but I won't kill for him. And there's no way you or him can pressure me." (Durzo Blint)
Night Angel Trilogy, Book 1: The Way of Shadows
"Seriously. How embarrassing. To be taken in by another wetboy. Hmm. Or are you a wetgirl?" (Kylar Stern)
"Not in the way you were hoping." (Vi)
Night Angel Trilogy, Book 1: Way of Shadows
[For a moment, he couldn't believe it. Then, at her spreading smile and her delight in taking him off guard, light burst over a thousand hills. Somehow, she was in his arms, and they were holding each other and laughing and Elene was crying, and they were good tears, and then he kissed her and his whole body dissolved into that point where their lips met, and her lips were, soft, full, warm, inviting, moist, responsive, eager. It was beautiful. It was amazing. It was the best feeling of his whole life, right until he threw up.]
Night Angel Trilogy, Book 3: Beyond the Shadows
"The seat was leather--but leather that looked like...well, Caucasian human skin."
Percy Jackson, The Lightning Thief: Percy Jackson and the Olympians Book 1
"Change is nature. The part we can influence. And it starts when we decide."
Rémy, Ratatouille
"Turns out that funny smell was rat poison. Suddenly Dad didn't think my talent was useless. I was feeling pretty good about my gift, until Dad gave me a job. [Later, bored] [sniffs] Clean. [sniffs] Clean. [sniffs] Cleanariffic. [sniffs] Cleanarino. [sniffs] Close to godliness-- [rat holding food looks up at him, confused] --which means clean. Ya' know, "cleanliness is close to--" N-Never mind. Move on."
Rémy, Ratatouille
"What would you attempt to do if you knew you would not fail?"
Robert Schuller
"I'm going to eat you after I eat your children! ...Now time for the weather."
Russel Edgington, True Blood
"Gummy bears!"
Steve the monkey, Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs
Posted by Yuzuyu-chan | Aug 30, 2009 9:19 AM | 0 comments