I hate straight girls
I knew nobody going to give respone on this blog but at least those girls can red it. I have grown tired seeing today's hetero girls hating this and that. Don't get me wrong girls, its not I'm forcing every single of you to be lesbians. I just expressing my hatred to those what they like and hates, so read carefully before replying.
1. They are too noisy on something they love and hate
I have seen too many stupid clubs that dedicated to hate some certain female characters, usually female ones. They also made some clubs that just specifically made for them like "Lelouch Fangirls" as example.
2. They hate female characters in their favorite shows for no obvious reasons
The main reason Why I made this entry. As far as I know they hate some female characters just because:
A. Too giddy, crying
B. Sleazy
C. Jealosy
From my point of view:
A. What about many male characters in yaoi shows also behaved like that, I never seen same amount of hatred on them?
B. If you girls hate sleazy female characters, I hate overly gentleman male characters like Tamaki(Ouran) as example. Like sleazy females in male-oriented shows, overly gentleman characters in female-oriented shows are just pure female fantasy.
C. This is the stupidest reason ever. If you jealous with the heroine because she get the hero, its not like you can marry him. Even more stupid to hate the heroine because she get in the way of certain yaoi pairing. Its like I hate bread because its made of wheat and rye.
3. They force me to watch Ouran High School Host Club
This one still makes me angry until even when I writing this.
4. They never stop asking me why I hate Ouran High School Host Club
Okay girls, I hope you stop asking me why after this. First I'm not Michael Jackson. Second I'm not interested in some gigolos. Last and most important of all, Tamaki is a jerk that I wanted him to be chewed eternally by Satan in Hell. Sometimes honesty can hurt.
A Study of animal species
There are lots of animal species inhabit a jungle known as "anime" and "manga". Ironically these animals are fully intelligent and walks on two legs instead of four. This is your great chance to meet some of them...
Name: Yaoi fangirls
Habitat: Any anime/manga forums that dominated by women
Diet: Gravitation, Loveless, Ai no Kusabi, Yami no Matsuei, any anime/manga featuring hot bishielicious guys
Yaoi fangirls are generally harmless unless they are provoked at first place. They are made of girls, usually at age 12 to 20 or even older. They are very homophobic, hating any girls in their favorite anime and manga and perhaps most other women in real-life as well. Their main prey are female characters in their favorite shows and killing them in a battlefield which also known as fanfiction. Best to stay away from them unless you want some good fight.
Name: Yuri fanboys
Habitat: Any anime/manga forums that dominated by men
Diet: Maria-sama ga Miteru, Strawberry Panic, Kashimashi, any anime/manga featuring hot and kawaii girls, any hentai which has some lesbian sex scenes
Exact opposite of yaoi fangirls. They also live in exact opposite habitat too. Like they natural enemies, yaoi fangirls they also made up of young and homophobic men. They also have lots of other kind of enemies too like most or perhaps all male characters in their favorite shows. The killing happen in a place also known as fanfiction. Like yaoi fangirls, they won't bite unless you provoked them at first place. However their numbers seem to decreasing becuase most of them are converting themselves into moe/loli fanboys.
Name: Yuri fangirls
Habitat: Unknown, usually they made their own
Diet: Same as yuri fanboys but more on old shoujo mangas and less on hentai
An exotic species. They are not as many as yuri fanboys but they are easily recognizeable. In fact it was they who put yuri to the spotlight just like the yaoi fangirls did to yaoi genre. The male species tend to put it away in their closet and only bring it out when needed. They also seems to be increasing since they fill the niches what former yuri fanboys left.
Name: Yaoi fanboys
Habitat: Unknown, usually they made their own
Diet: Same as yaoi fangirls but more on relationship than sexual activities
Even more exotic than yuri fangirls. They are really hard to find because they afraid to be humiliated by some straight guys. It is really unknown that they are really gay or not but they don't seem to hate any female characters in their favorite shows. They are much like jewel in yaoi fandom because they are not as aggresive as female species.
Name: Moe/loli fanboys
Habitat: Any anime/manga forums that dominated by men
Diet: Lucky Star, Hidamari Skecth, Manabi Straight, Kodomo no Jikan and other shows which featured cute little girls
I really not sure about the gender but I'm pretty sure that most and perhaps all are males. They are may the scariest of all anime/manga fans since they like cute little girls, in creepy way. They also must be kept away from your daughters that age 12 and below.
Name: Shouta fangirls
Habitat: Any anime/manga forums that dominated by women
Diet: Ouran High School Host Club, CLAMP Detective School, any yaoi with cute little guys
Scary as moe/loli fanboys. Must be kept away from your son that age 12 and below. However there are male species as well like Michael Jackson and Orochimaru.
Name: Guro fans
Habitat: Unknown, prefer to keep it secret
Diet: Higurashi series, School Days, any shows with explicit violence
The scariest of all. You may not want them as family, neighbors, friends and even enemies. Their favorite color is red, for a good reason. Any shows without color red red is considered dull. All they want is the splash of red liquid and severed limbs. Stay away from them at all cost. Their gender is unknown but most experts believed that they are males.
Oh God! Now I'm doomed for real!!!
Well, a picture worth more than thousand words. As an anime fan who had no time downloading them, I prefer to stream it at Veoh but now I'm doomed for real. Now its time for me to find better alternative instead.
Thanks Veoh, now I'm screwed!
Like most of many users here, I never download anime. I prefer to stream it instead because lacks of download sources. Actually I hate to wait someone else upload them for me but my internet connection is unreliable to download anything. Unlike most of you who had fast internet connection, I'm stucked with 1MB broadband connection, which is extremely slow compared to most of you. Slower than a tortoise. I was really screwed since no new episodes uploaded in Veoh after seventh episode of any Spring 2008 release(sixth for some shows). Now I'm screwed because I don't have any better way to watch anime soon. I may not update my list for a while until I can prove that I were wrong.
PS: Asking any download sites is illegal here, so it is best not to make our admins angry about it.
Happy Birthday Kira and Cagalli!
Spring 2008 First Impression(that seems too late)
Well, I know I was late judging shows but I usually give at least four episodes before I can make any judgement. So far no problems with these shows, I just dropped only one of them.
1. Allison to Lilia
Episodes seen: 5
Its cool when :
-it is slow and stable.
-it have lots of cool plane designs.
-Allison is one of the good female lead I ever seen.
Its not cool when:
-it may too slow for some.
-Lilia still nowhere to be seen.
-character designs could be better.
-3D effects are quite ugly.
2. Code Geass - Hangyaku no Lelouch R2
Episode seen: 6
Its cool when:
-it is the prettiest show in this season, in term of animation quality alone.
-it have great mech designs.
-yaoi undertones really likable.
-CC still 'demonic' as usual.
Its not cool when:
-nothing really happened, except some character introductions and re-introductions.
-Guren still an overpowerd mech, this is not a super robot show.
-Some yaoi undertones can be removed.
-CC still a pizza-craving bitch.
3. Kamen no Maid Guy
Episodes seen: 5
Its cool when:
-the jokes are really funny.
-Naeka and Kousuke are likable siblings.
-it has fanservice!
-Kogarashi is the most GAR character in this season.
Its not cool when:
-some jokes aren't really funny and seems to tried too hard.
-its way too many fanservice!
-Kousuke did not have air time as he should even I knew that Naeka is the real heir.
-Naeka is homophobic.
4. Special A
Episodes seen: 5
Its cool when:
-some jokes are quite funny.
-Hikari is the best female lead I ever saw in shoujo show.
-Jun and Megumi are excellent pair of twins.
-its character designs aren't really shoujo-ish.
-male-friendly.
Its not cool when:
-most of its jokes are not funny at all.
-Hikari is still a 'bitch'(similar to Akane in Ranma/12)
-Jun and Megumi need more air time.
-its animation quality could be better.
-it may bore most male viewers.
5. Toshokan Sensou
Episodes seen: 2
Its cool when:
-it has unique character designs.
Its not cool when:
-its character designs probably too unique to some viewers.
6. Zettai Karen Children
Episodes seen: 5
Its cool when:
-Kaoru is a perverted lesbian kid!
-those kids are really cute.
Its not cool when:
-nothing really happen, only character introductions and development. Real plot is nowhere to be seen.
-its a loli-jailbat show...