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March 9th, 2014
Anime Relations: Natsume Yuujinchou

The Samurai Who Saved the Forest

Long ago in ancient Japan there was a great forest. This forest was home to all sorts of animals and was filled with beautiful flowers and trees. The grass there was green, the bright blue rivers flowed, and all was peaceful....Until....One day a powerful demon who was called Naraku came and brought darkness upon the once beautiful forest. The flowers and grass withered, the rivers dried up, and the animals who once lived there fled.

In a village not too far from this forest lived a young samurai by the name of Haruyuki Ichigo. The village Haruyuki lived in depended on this forest for it provided the people there with food and resources. Without it everyone would surely starve to death. With this in mind Haruyuki set out on a journey to the forest to find out what had happened. Wishing him good luck the villagers prayed that this samurai could save the forest from whatever evil had fallen upon it.

Marching by day and sleeping by night the samurai hurried towards the forest. Along the way Haruyuki heard rumors of what had happened to the forest. Some said it was the wrath of the gods while others said it was the armies fault. As Haruyuki neared his destination he was prepared for whatever danger may await him.

Finally arriving at the forest, the sight that met Haruyuki's eyes horrified him. What once was a beautiful sanctuary of nature was now a desolate wasteland of dead trees and burned grass. All of a sudden the sound of vile laughter filled the area. In a gust of wind the demon Naraku appared in front of Haruyuki. "What is this that stands before me," cackled Naraku, "a human?" "I have come to restore the forest in order to save my village," the samurai replied back. "HA HA HA HA oh really petty human?" Naraku replied back nastily.

Drawing his sword out of its scabbard, Haruyuki knew that he would have to defeat this demon if he wanted to save the forest. "You dare challenge me?" scoffed Naraku with a smirk on his face, "Very well show me what you can do human!" Rushing forward, sword in hand, Haruyuki engaged the demon in battle. As the two fought their attacks made the ground quake and whirlwinds fly. Their battle raged for a full day before finally concluding. Stabbing his sword through the demon's chest, Naraku fell dead and Haruyuki claimed victory. Naraku's body began disolving into the air and eventually dissapeared. A crack of lightning filled the air and rain began falling down onto the barren land. But this was no ordinary rain. This rain was filled with the energy of the demon Haruyuki had just slain. As the water flowed through the forest the grass, trees, and flowers, once dead began growing again, and the before dried up rivers began flowing as they used too. The forest was now alive as it originally was now that the evil demon Naraku was vanquished.

Returning to his village, Haruyuki received a heroes welcome. Cheers rang out and everyone feasted yelling "HARUYUKI IS OUR HERO! HE HAS BROUGHT LIFE BACK TO THE FOREST AND DEFEATED THE DEMON NARAKU!" Afterwards the parents of the village would tell their children the story of how the brave samurai Haruyuki saved the forest. This story was passed down generation to generation and even to this day is still told.

The End

Hmmm that wasn't to bad, I like it. At first I was going to do an indian story but it was still gonna be about a forest dying. All of a sudden the idea of it being a japanese themed story came to mind and so at the last second I went with it. For the writing I thought it was pretty good and the detail of the forest was nice. If there's one thing that could be changed I'd probably say it's the battle part between Naraku and Haruyuki. But other then that I thought it was pretty good and that ending part was great.
Posted by 1236Peter | 03-09-14, 10:09 PM | 0 comments
Private Entry
February 8th, 2014
Anime Relations: Mushishi
Chapter 9 Gun Versus Blade

Setting: Oak Tree Highschool/Hallway

om nom nom nom*

Peter is sitting on the floor eating a hot dog*

Slurp slurp slurp*

Peter drinks all of the water in his water bottle*

Peter: Ahh that hit the spot! Ok time to continue forward

Peter gets up and starts walking down the hallway*

Tap tap tap*

Peter stops suddenly*

Peter's mind: Man I really need to use the restroom dangit I wonder if there's one close by?

Peter looks left, right, forward, and behind him*

Peter's mind: Shoot there's not one in sight and I really have to go 0_0 I could just pee out the window........ hmmm although I could just pee right here...but that would make a mess. Gah which choice do I choose.......Ok I'll go into that classroom right ahead and if there's a window I'll pee out of it and if not I'll just pee in the corner!

Tap tap tap tap*

Peter runs toward the classroom in front of him*

Peter stops suddenly as a person steps out from behind a corner*

Standing before Peter is Aaron*

Peter: Oh come on damn it! I have to use the restroom really bad, can we do this after that?!

Aaron: 0_0........

Aaron seems slightly shocked at this sudden statement*

Aaron starts thinking*

Aaron's mind: I could let him go use the restroom so he could fight at his full potential against me. But if I fight him here and now he would be easier to defeat because he would have to suppress his urge to pee.

Aaron smiles*: Nope you'll have to hold it in let's fight here and now!

Peter: Damn it! Fine I'll take care of you quickly and then I'll use the restroom!


Aaron transforms his arm into a Dick blade*

Peter transforms his arm into a Dick psycho gun*


Aaron rushes at Peter*


Peter fires a few shots at Aaron*

Shing shing shing*

Aaron deflects the shots with his Dick blade*

Tap tap tap*

Aaron rushes upon Peter*

Peter: Damn!

Peter's mind: Gotta block


Peter focuses his Dick energy into his arm and prepares to block Aaron's attack*


Peter blocks the attack with his arm reinforced with Dick energy*

Peter's arm trembles under the weight of Aaron's Dick blade*

Aaron's blade slowly starts to cut Peter's arm*

Peter's mind: Damn it my Dick energy isn't enough to stop his sword


Peter tries to kick Aaron but Aaron jumps away*

On Peter's arm is a small cut with blood slowly pouring out*

Aaron's mind: Good, his Dick energy isn't enough to stop my Dick blade. I'll cut him more and more before he loses conciousness due to blood loss.

Tap tap tap*

Aaron rushes once more at Peter ready to attack with his Dick blade*

Slice slice slice slice slice*

Aaron continously slashes at Peter.

Peter's arms are cut all over because they are not strong enough to stop the attacks fully*

Peter's mind: I need to create distance between us so I can go on the offensive.

Stomp* CRASH*

Peter focuses a small amount of Dick energy into his leg and stomps on the ground* Pieces of the floor break apart and fly upwards*

Aaron: Wha!


Taking advantage of Aaron's surprise, Peter quickly without focusing his Dick energy elbows Aaron in the ribs sending him flying backwards*

Pew pew pew pew*

Peter fires off shots from his psycho gun but misses as Aaron rolls out of the way*

Peter's mind: Good now it's time to lay on some heavy fire on him!


Peter transforms his arm into a Dick psycho machine gun*


Peter fires his Dick psycho machine gun and a spray of bullets shoot toward Aaron*

Aaron: DAMN


Aaron dashes inside a closeby classroom, barely dodging the barrage of Dick energy bullets*

Peter aims at the classroom Aaron is hiding in and continues firing*


Crack, shatter, crash*

Pieces of wood and glass go flying as the bullets collide into the classroom*

Aaron's mind: SHIT this is insane! I need to stop his concentrated fire. How to do that dangit what can I use.

Peter's mind: That's right stay hiding and wait for my bullets to finally hit you, you bastard!......GUAH damn it....the urge to pee has come back!

Peter stops firing and crosses his leg trying to keep himself from peeing his pants*

Aaron's mind: Now's my chance!


Aaron grabs a chair beside him, jumps out of the classroom from where he was hiding and throws the chair at Peter*


The chair hits Peter in the stomach and knocks him to the ground*

Peter: Guaaah!

Aaron's mind: Now's my chance!


Aaron rushes at Peter, jumps in the air, and aims at Peter's chest with his blade*

Peter see's Aaron flying at him and rolls out of the way*


Aaron's Dick blade/arm lodges into the ground missing Peter*

Aaron stares at Peter who is next to him 0_0 *

Tug tug*

Aaron tries to pull out his Dick Blade from the ground*

Tug tug*

With no luck Aaron tries pulling harder*

Aaron: 0_0.......Damn it

Peter smiles evily: ^_^ Game over!


Peter undos his psycho gun transformation and instead focuses a lot of Dick energy into that arm*


Peter smashes Aaron's face with his fist. The punch sends Aaron flying and he crashes into a wall*


Aaron in a mumbled voice: I can't let you go any from reaching........ugah

Aaron's face slumps as he falls unconciuos*

Peter raises his fist into the air*: YES I got him!.......Shoot I gotta pee! Aughh I can't hold it in any longer*

Peter unzips his pants and pees*

*One much need restroom break and a hotdog snack later*

Peter: Ahhhh that's more like it! Now I'm read for anything!

Peter's mind in a serious voice: Ok I'm on the top floor, now where do I find this boss of theirs?....It's gotta be the principals office! If I remember right it was down that hall over there.

Peter heads off in the principal's office direction*

Flash Back

*Aaron's Memory*

Aaron's narrarator voice: Harry and I have been friends since childhood. We first met at the playground in McDonalds and ever since then have been best friends.

Setting: McDonalds

Harry's Mom: Go on Harry, go and play for a bit while I read my book ^_^

Harry: Ok mommy

Harry heads off to the playground*

Harry starts walking/crawling/climbing throughout the playground*

Harry: Hey you

Harry points at Aaron*

Aaron: Huh 0.0 Me?

Harry: Ya you, you wanna play together?

Aaron: Sure what's your name?

Harry: I'm Harry what's yours?

Aaron: I'm Aaron and I'm seven years old, how old are you?

Harry: I'm seven years old too that's great, we're the same age.

Aaron and Harry start playing with each other* (not in a sexual matter of course.....goodness what was your dirty mind thinking Mr. reader?)


Harry: Hey mom I met a new friend!

Before Harry's Mom stands her son and Aaron*

Harry's Mom: Oh how nice ^_^ What's his name!

Harry: His name's Aaron and he's seven years old, just like me!

Harry's Mom: That's great have you two been having a fun time play together?

Harry: You bet! Hey can Aaron come over to my place to play maybe one of these days?

Harry's Mom: I don't see why not. Aaron is your mom here, could I maybe meet her?

Aaron: Sure she's right over there!

Aaron in narrarator voice: Yep it all started at McDonalds but since then we've done everything together!

Setting: Harry's House

Aaron: Hey Harry, do you know how to solve this problem?

Harry and Aaron are doing homework together*

Harry takes a look at the problem that Aaron shows him*

Harry: Hmmm......Nope ಥ‿ಥ Just put down a random number and hope for the best!

Aaron: 0_0 That doesn't sound like the best option but ok.

Scribble scribble*

Harry: OK done! Hey Aaron wanna play some Ultimate Fighter 9,000?

Aaron: You bet!

click, tap, whiz*

Harry starts up the game on his console*


Harry: You always go for characters with swords, why is that?

Aaron: Because swords are awesome why else? Why do you go for the female characters every time?

Harry: Ummm because they're hot and kick ass, why else?

Aaron: Ha ha ha ha ya you got a point there but this time I'll beat you!

Aaron and Harry play the game throughout the night*

Aaron in narrarator voice: Then at age fifteen my parents sent me to an all boys school. I wanted to go to the same school as Harry but they wouldn't change their decision

Setting: Hary and Aaron walking on a road in a neighborhood

Harry: Don't let it get you down man, just because we aren't going to the same school doesn't mean we won't be able to talk and hang out.

Aaron: Ya but I'm still not happy about it.....

Harry: Here how about we go to the pizza parlor and have pizza as a celebration before you head off to school tomorrow?

Aaron: Now pizza is something I could go for! Sure let's go do that!

Harry smiles suspiciously*: Last one there though has to buy the drinks!

Harry runs quickly towards the pizza parlor*


Aaron rushes after Harry*

Aaron in narrarator voice: Ya things were great back then. Harry made friends in the school he was going too although he told me he got into fights a lot. He introduced me to Ian and Jacob and we became instant friends. Whenever we had tests coming up and got together to study Ian always helped Jacob and Harry with problems they didn't understand. I swear those two would have flunked the grade if it weren't for him.

Aaron in narrarator voice: Jacob like Harry always loved a fight. Those two would constantly spar with each other but never did any serious damage to each other like broken bones. Once in a while Ian and I would join in but we couldn't compare to them in fighting strength. However whenever I fought with a sword of some sort (you know sticks or plastic swords) I did a lot better. One time I even beat Jacob that way ha ha ^_^ Ya we really loved those carefree days. We wished they could go on forever but life took an unexpected turn for all of us when "that" happened.

Setting: Abandoned factory, it is raining outside

Harry: 0_0 Why.....*sniffle* WHY? Damn it I wasn't there to stop them....

Tears stream down Harry's face*


Ian: Har....

Aaron puts his hand on Ian's shoulder*: Ian let him be

Harry: I have the power to do it......with my Dickman abilities I can kill all of them!

Ian: Kill? Harry what do you mean?


Ian: But could have....


Aaron in narrarator voice: When it happened the four of us were 18 years old. Leaving our homes all we left were letters to our parents telling them that we were on a journey and for them not to worry about us. We set up headquarters in Oak Tree Highschool which was shut down due to most of the students not graduating. It was located deep in the woods and served as the perfect place to live. During this time Jacob and I became Dickmen. With Harry's Dickman abilities it was possible through him forcing Dick energy into our bodies. With Ian's weak body however, Harry thought it best that he didn't become a Dickman. Instead he had Ian lead the men who joined our cause who numbered around one thousand. Most of them were highschool students who like Harry, wanted to fight against the gangs. Harry made them swear secrecy and with Ian in command of them they turned into a well trained fighting force.

Aaron in narrarator voice: Finally after half a year since Harry's decision everything was ready. The plan was simple: With each of us leading a group of men we would suprise attack all of the large gang groups in one night all around the city. Harry didn't just want the gang members in jail, he wanted them dead and it seemed he wouldn't be at peace until it happened.

Aaron's mind: But then he showed up.....Why Peter? Why did you have to show up when we were so close.....Or is it a good thing?........ Can you stop this hatred that has controlled Harry for so long?

Narrarator: The goal of Harry's group has been revealed: Destroy all of the gangs! With Aaron defeated Peter heads off in search of the principal's office where Harry is waiting!

Music starts playing:

Setting: Principal's Office

Harry mind: Ian and his battalion are finished.....Jacob is defeated and so is Aaron by the sounds of it. Just who is this Peter and why must he appear now of all times when we're so close to achieving our goal! Alyssa for your sake I won't be stopped....I'll avenge you I promise. This isn't over, there's still time! Peter I will stop you no matter what!


The Principal's Office doors open*


Peter walks in*

Harry's mind:.....Ian.....Jacob......Aaron.....all the men who joined us........I won't let your sacrifices be in vain! I'll stop Peter here!

Narrarator: Two men stand facing each other in this office in Oak Tree Highschool. Peter who is clueless of the reasons for everything that is happening, but has unwittingly wrecked destruction upon the plan of the person standing in front of him. Harry a man who has gone through great sorrow and is controlled by hatred. The final showdown between these two Dickmen is about to happen.

-To be Continued-

Chapter 9 End
Posted by 1236Peter | 02-08-14, 1:25 AM | 0 comments
February 6th, 2014
Anime Relations: Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuuutsu
Chapter 8.5 Great Teacher Simone Lesson 1

Setting: Simone's House. Simone is laying in bed watching the t.v.

Simone: Cough cough cough* I wonder how Peter is doing by himself right now? Well it's probably going fine, I mean he's grown quite a bit since he first became a Dickman.

Narrarator: So Simone can you explain to us some more about Dickmen and their abilities?

Simone: Wait what? But...I'm watching my dvd....

Narrarator: But the readers want to know more! Can't your Hot Naked Male Oil Wrestling wait for a minute?

Simone: Fine I guess I can if they want to know that badly


Simone pauses his Hot Naked Male Oil Wrestling dvd on the t.v.

Simone: Well you already know how people become Dickmen and how they can transform their bodies right? I also talked about how Dickmen abilities take up energy and how they are slightly limited in some of the things they can do correct? Let's see here.....

Narrarator: How much does Dick energy amplify a person's abilities by?

Simone: That depends on how much Dick energy a person concentrates in a particular area. If it's a very small amount it could enhance a person's strength by about two times. If it's a bit more it could be three times and let's say it's a large amount it could even be seven times the normal power. However this all depends on a persons efficiency in energy control.

Narrarator: Wait energy control?

Simone: Energy control is how well the Dick energy flows through your body. It's kinda difficult to explain but basically it means having better control over the energy itself. So remember when Peter first did his arm transformation? That was his Dick Energy working without him thinking about it. When you have a strong picture of your mind your Dick energy flows on its own and transforms your body. But let's say you have direct control over the Dick energy. This allows you to use it to its full potential.

Narrarator: Ok I'm understanding this, so with Dick energy control what things can you do with it?

Simone: Well for one thing you can cut back on energy consumption. When you do a basic transformation with no control over the energy you use a lot more then you would, if you had control over the flow of the energy. Same goes for attacking with Dick energy. With Peter's psycho gun if he were to master the flow of Dick energy his power would increase greatly.

Narrarator: So to sum it all up good things happen to those who master the flow of Dick energy right?

Simone: Yep but it takes practice because you gotta get a feel for it.

Narrarator: Well I think the readers learned a lot today. Thanks for taking time to tell us more about Dickmen and their fascinating abilities.

Simone: No problem, I'm glad it helped! Cough Cough* Anyways I'm gonna get back to my dvd ^_^

Chapter 8.5 End
Posted by 1236Peter | 02-06-14, 10:56 PM | 0 comments
January 31st, 2014
Anime Relations: Kill la Kill Special
Chapter 8 Highschool Kung Fu

Creak* Tap tap tap tap*

Peter opens the entrance door to Oak Tree Highschool and walks inside*


Peter takes out some popsicles from his backpack*

Suck suck suck*

Peter starts sucking/eating the popsicles*

Peter's mind: Mmhhmmm yum! Man that was crazy, I hope that's the last of them and I can make my way to the boss without any trouble.

Suck suck suck*


Peter throws away his popsicle sticks in a nearby trashcan*


Peter zips his backpack shut and puts it on*

Tap tap tap tap*

Peter starts walking down the hallway*

Peter's mind: Ok let's see, I need a map......Ah here we go!

Peter stops and looks at a map of the school's interior that is on the wall*

Peter puts his finger on the map*

Peter's mind: Let's see here everyone knows the big boss is always at the top floor so how do I get there.....Ok take a left here.....take a right there.....take another right.....Ah ha and there's the stairs!

Tap tap tap tap tap*

Peter starts running down the hall, heading towards the stairs leading to the second floor*

Peter's mind: Man for a place being shut down a year ago this doesn't look to terrible. Looks like these guys kept it maintained while they stayed here.

Tap tap tap*

Peter reaches the stairs and starts going up them*

Tap tap tap tap.....stop*

Peter continues running but stops as a person comes out of a classroom and steps in front of him*

Jacob: I've been waiting for you Peter!

Peter: You the next person I have to go through in order to reach your boss?

Jacob: Yep that's right! But before we begin I have a request. I'm a Dickman who only uses his Dick energy for improving his body strength. Therefore I wish to fight you only using our Dick energy for improving our body strength instead of transforming it! In short I want to fight you in a test of strength, a battle of fists!

Peter: A man's fight! Very well I accept your challenge.....

Jacob: Jacob Rock, that is my name!

Peter: I accept your challenge then Jacob!

Pshoooooooo* (energy channeling sound effect)

Peter and Jacob focus their Dick energy*

Jacob: Here I come!

Music starts playing:

Tap tap tap tap tap*

Peter and Jacob rush at each other*


Jacob sends a punch at Peter's face but Peter blocks it with his arm*

Wham, whack, smack, bloosh*

Peter sends a punch at Jacob's chest, but Jacob blocks it and counters with a kick towards Peter's chest*

bloosh Grab*

Peter blocks and grabs Jacob's leg*


Spinning Jacob round and round by his leg, Peter sends him flying towards the wall*


Jacob rebounds off the wall by kicking off of it with his legs and flies back at Peter with a punch*


Peter dodges and does a sweep kick at Jacob's legs*

Jacob jumps and does a flip kick at Peter's head*


Peter blocks in time with his arms but the pressure of the kick brings Peter to his knees*

WHAM bloosh*

Jacob follows up with a punch to Peter's stomach but the punch is blocked yet again by Peter*

Peter's mind: Damn his punches are strong and so are his kicks! I need to go on the offense and take him out.

Wham, whack, punch, boosh*

Peter goes in for the attack and punches at Jacob but the punches are blocked by Jacob's arms*

Jacob's mind: He's really good! I'm just barely able to keep up with him! I want this fight to continue on!

Biiiiiishewww* (channeling sound effect)

Jacob channels even more Dick energy into his arms*


Peter blocks a punch by Jacob but the force of the punch sends him skidding backwards*


Jacob continues firing punches at Peter. Peter is blocking them but due to the force of each punch he is being pushed backwards more and more*

Jacob's mind: I've almost got him! Just a little bit more!


Jacob channels even more energy into his arms and fists*


Jacob's punches grow even faster and harder*

Peter guard is weakening under the strength and speed of the punches*


Peter: Shoot!

A punch by Jacob finally breaks Peter's guard*



Jacob punches at Peter but as the punch connects it doesn't do much damage*


Peter: Looks like someone is out of Dick energy ^_^

Jacob: SHIT!

Peter: It's over!


Peter focuses a little Dick energy into his fist*


Peter uppercuts Jacob*

Jacob: Guah!


Peter get's behind Jacob and puts his arms around Jacob's waist*


Peter suplexes Jacob*


Peter stands up*

Jacob is bleeding and bruised*

Jacob: Damn it I.....I won't let you go any further....cough cough*.....

Peter: Nope it's over, your Dick energy is exhausted and you're about ready to fall unconcious

Peter: You sealed your fate when you focused all of your energy into your fists and arms for attacking me while I focused mine into my arms for blocking. Although I won't deny that if you had held out a little longer I would have been in trouble.

Peter: Anyways I need to continue onward ^_^


Peter focuses a little Dick energy into his middle finger*


Peter flicks Jacob's forehead and the force of the flick knocks Jacob out*

Peter: Just what is this group having a thousand men and even Dickmen? Before I continue on I better restore my Dick energy


Peter unzips his backpack and pulls out a hotdog*

Peter: Om nom nom nom nom

Peter eats the hot dog*

Peter zips up his backpack and walks toward the stairs leading to the third floor*

Flash Back

*Jacob's memory*

Setting: School classroom

Ian: Hey what's that on your desk Harry?

On Harry's desk is a piece of paper with words written on it*

Harry oh it's a piece of paper...let's see here....

The piece of paper has the words "Meet me behind the school after class"

Harry: Looks like a fight challenge

Ian: You gonna go?

Harry: Of course I am. A man never walks away from a fight


Setting: Back of school

Jacob is standing here laying against a wall*

Tap tap tap*

Harry and Ian appear*

Harry: You the one that sent me this?

Harry holds up the piece of paper*

Jacob: That's right, I hear you're the strongest fighter at this school and I wanted to challenge you to a fight!

Harry: Ok sounds good to me I'm ready whenever you are

Jacob: Here I come then!

Biff, bam, whack, wham*

Harry easily defeats Jacob*

Jacob on floor*: Guah I'm....n-n...not done yet

Jacob tries to stand up but fails to do so*

Harry: Your fighting skills need work but you got lots of fighting spirit, that's for sure. ^_^

Harry reaches out his hand towards Jacob*

Harry: Now what's your name again....Jacob right?

Jacob: I'm Jacob Rock from the same class as you two

Jacob takes the hand offered to him by Harry*

Harry pulls Jacob up to his feet*

Harry: I'm Harry Smith, good to meet ya!

Jacob and Harry close their eyes and nod their heads in agreement*

Jacob and Harry: Mmhmmm

Ian's mind: They were just fighting a second ago but now they seem to be best buddies?

Harry: Hey Jacob, me and Ian are heading to the arcade after school, wanna come with us?

Jacob: Sure I will, but one day I want to have a rematch with you, remember that!

Harry: I'm up for that but only when you become stronger. Then I will accept your rematch

End Flashback

Flash Back

*Jacob's memory*

Setting: Forest

Jacob, Ian, Harry, and Aaron are together in the forest*

Aaron: So what was it you wanted to show us Harry?

Jacob: Ya you said it was something really cool.

Harry: Just wait, this is gonna blow your minds 0,0

Ploossshoo* (transforming sound effect)

Harry transforms his arm into a Dick spear*

Ian, Aaron, and Jacob: WOOOOAAAH!

Ian: WHAT....

Ian rubs his eyes*

Ian: No way, Harry am I seeing things right?

Aaron: Is that a Spear in your arm....and is that a Dildo?

Harry: Yep that's right.....This is the power of the Dickman!

Jacob: Dickman what's that?

Harry: It means I can transform my arm and other body parts into stuff like this!

Ian: did this're gonna have to explain this to all of us.

Harry: Well you see when I turned sixteen a month ago my Grandfather comes up to me and says "Harry come over to my house on Friday, I have something I need to talk with you about" So I'm thinking it's probably about sex and the diseases you can get from it is what he wants to talk to me about. I go to his house on Friday and he takes me to his garage and he tells me "Harry stay calm with what I'm about to show you" and he transforms his arm into a Dick sword or something! Obviously I have the same reaction you guys did to me transforming my arm but after I eventually calm down he starts explaining it to me. He says "I am what's called a Dickman and it allows me to use the power of the Dick. I am able to do things like transform my arm as you just saw or use it for other purposes. Now that you are of the age of sixteen I want to teach you how to become a Dickman!"

Harry: So basically what he did was he punched me with Dick energy in his fist and my Dickman powers were awakened.

Ian: Wait so are you saying that only certain people can become Dickmen or whatever it is?

Harry: Nope anyone can although I will say it's good to be pretty tough because having your abilities forcibly awakened does hurt. The other way to do it is meditating for years on end so it's easier and quicker to do it the violent way.

Harry: Anyways so after that I began my Dickman training and now I can do all kinda of cool stuff! Like I can transform certain parts of my body as you saw and I can also focus it in certain places like my legs and I become super fast!

Jacob: No way show us!


Harry focuses his Dick energy into his legs*

Washa* (fast running sound effect)

Aaron: Where'd he go?

Harry dissapears from their sight*

Ian: Look the bushes are moving over there!

Ian points at some rustling bushes to the right of them*

Harry running very fast, stops behind Ian, Aaron, and Jacob*

Harry: Hey ^_^

Aaraon: Wha! How you get there?

Jacob: NO WAY! You were right you can move really fast!

Harry: And not only that, if I focus my Dick energy into my fists I can punch a lot harder too! Here watch!


Harry focuses his Dick energy into his fist*


Harry punches a medium sized rock next to him and the rock is blown apart*

Jacob, Ian, and Aaron: WOAH! NO WAY SHOW US SOME MORE!

Harry shows them more of his Dickman abilities*

Harry: Now I trust you guys of course, but don't go telling people about this ok?

Aaron, Ian, and Jacob: Right!

Ian: So why was it that your Grandfather wanted to teach you this stuff?

Harry: He said that his father taught him to become a Dickman and his grandfather taught his father how to become a Dickman too. Basically it's been taught down father to son from generation to generation in our family. Except my father chose not to become a Dickman....he wanted nothing to do with it. Seeing that the tradition was in danger my Grandfather chose to teach me himself how to become a Dickman. He told me that Dickmen fight for justice and protect people! However Dickmen aren't super heroes like Superman or Batman.

Aaron: So you saying like justice from behind the scenes? that it?

Harry: Kind of, I guess you could look at it as a self defense type thing where you use it to do what's right and protect others.

Harry: Anyways it's getting late you guys wanna get something to eat?

Ian: Sure sounds good to me!

Jacob: Ya but you gotta tell us about this training you went through as we eat ok?

Aaron: Ya I want to hear about it too!

Harry: Sure, I'll tell you about it!

Harry and the others walk on a path that leads out of the forest*

End Flashback

Time: Present

Knocked out Jacob's Mind: Harry....Aaron, this Peter is strong. He's strong in the Dickman arts! It's up to you Aaron to stop him!

Narrarator: Defeating Jacob Rock a Dickman who prefers fists and kicks over guns and swords, Peter continues onward through the school in search of the boss of this group! Just what happened to Harry, Ian, Jacob, and Aaron in their past? Just what is Simone doing while all this is happening.....


Setting: Simone's House

Simone in his bed watching a dvd on his t.v.: Ah haaaa ohhhhhhhh mmhmmmm rub it harder! Ohhhhh I love watching hot naked male oil wrestling! COUGH COUGH*

Narrarator:......While Simone enjoys his Hot Naked Male Oil Wrestling, our hero Peter continues his infiltration of Oak Tree Highschool. Find out what happens next in the next thrilling chapter of....DICKMAN

Chapter 8 End
Posted by 1236Peter | 01-31-14, 12:24 AM | 0 comments
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