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This is the Three-hundredth-eighty-nineth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

Welcome back everyone. Last week we looked at a dancing girl, but now we're back home!

: Thank goodness! It was a busy time last month, so even with the concert I'm exhausted!

Luckily we're having the mother come visit us, and she's even coming over from another world!

: But we've already done a mature space alien girl! Though in all fairness she wasn't a mother...

True for Mizuho, but don't forget we've also done Tearju.

: Oh yeah.

So do you remember the hint I gave last week, Riri?

: About that...

*Ririchiyo whispers in Topaz's ear.*

O-oh.. Well then, let's see this mother that Zettai did last *cough*December*, Mercelida Ygvar!

*A beautiful curvy succubus enters, the camera focusing on her curves including butt.*

: Oh my, how naughty!

: I told you to get that perverted camera fixed!

I see no problems. Now, come over here and talk about things.

: Are you sure that the only thing you want to do is "talk"?

Ahh-er, um...

: TOPAZ!

Y-yes, that is all that I should do.

: Are you su-re~? I mean your friend got a facesitting and mo~ore <3.

The former sounds great, Zettai can keep the latter. No offense to him, of course.

: I'd rather not see either.

You're just saying that because you want to be the only one to sit on me.

: N-nonsense!

*Ririchiyo blushes and averts her eyes.*

: How cute. Don't worry, I'm sure there would be plenty of room.

I wouldn't be so sure, your butt is pretty big.

: That's both "pretty" and "big", of course. But I suppose that I can tease you in ways your friend wouldn't enjoy too...

*Mercelida holds Topaz's chin and looks into his eyes. She's so close he flusters as she might kiss him.*

Uh... uh...

*Topaz likewise averts his eyes, but Mercelida frees him.*

: You're going to be a fun pair to tease, ufufu.

: This is your fault, Topaz!

Maybe, but I didn't realize that I'd be so weak towards mothers.

: So you DO remember a certain archer's blog. She did tell me to let you eat all the "melons" and "peaches" you want, even if it would have to be off screen.

Riri! Can I?

*The loli lets out a sigh.*

: I suppose so. You've been a good boy for a while so I'll give you permission. Of course you cannot feed her "there" though.

*She wags her finger to emphasize her point.*

: And of course, you have to do the blog first.

Yippee!

: Ufufu, how pure.

I'm pure in some ways, but I still enjoy sexual things. As an example...



: Somehow I'm not surprised that you managed to find an image with Mercelida in glasses...

No glasses girls escape my Keen Eye! Also my accuracy can't be lowered but that's not important.

: Liar!

Alright, so I don't actually have that ability. Good thing too as it sucks. I really used the image because there's so few official images of Mercelida floating around. Though I can't say that it's completely independent of her glasses. But now that that's clear, let's begin!

Head
Hair: Mercelida has pretty great hair. The length certainly looks great, reaching past her hips but fortunately (as far as I can remember) it doesn't block her butt. It's also a bit wavy, though she sometimes keeps it up in a bob for a more elegant style. She also sometimes has it up in a ponytail, and in flashbacks she often has twintails (both with short hair and without). Her bangs aren't that impressive, being somewhat generic with a long middle bang though the sides are also long. Speaking of long sides, Mercelida also has long sides on the side of her head that reach past her shoulders. She also has two long antenna. Of course, we can't forget that Mercelida is blonde, but that's a bit bad as I do prefer darker colors. Nothing wrong with blondes but it isn't too notable for me.
Grade: A-

Eyes: Mercelida has pretty eyes that have a lovely, seductive tsurime shape. It's a strong tsurime too, going inward with a thick upper eyelash. Her eyes are also a greenish color that looks nice, and while the pupil is a little unusual it's not too noticeable. While her eyebrows aren't especially thick, they are noticeable as well though that's fine for me. Overall her eyes are pretty, and the fact that she wears glasses while sneaking into the school also helps. Sadly I don't think she wears them at any other point, but they are a nice thick-framed pair of red glasses and I appreciate these sort of moments. Just wish that Mercelida would have worn glasses more.
Grade: B+

Face: Mercelida also has a fairly nice face. She is a bit more mature than most girls I talk about, but that's completely understandable. It's not a bad thing either, though she does have a large nose at times which I'm not fond of. Also, since I forgot to mention them Mercelida, being a succubus, has pointed ears. That said, in the series that's not too surprising as almost every character has them, though I'm not saying it's a bad thing either. She also has soft, shiny, and supple-looking cheeks that look amazing. Er, on her face, of course. Finally, she also seems to wear make-up, or at least lipstick as her lips are visible.
Grade: B

: Ufufu, you are really different from the other one who blogged about me.

Well, Zettai and I look at distinctly different things. Like me and my glasses fetish.

: So, for example...

*Mercelida puts on a pair of glasses.*

: I were to put THESE on...

VA VA VA VOOM!

: Settle down, pervert! You've still got plenty of blog to do!

But look at how gorgeous she is!

*She sparkles with beauty.*

: Oh ho ho, well I AM a queen. And a succubus.

: Title drop? Not quite, sad to say. Wait, I shouldn't make meta jokes like that.

: Seems Topaz really likes me in glasses. How about I sit on your lap while you finish?

I don't think that Riri will appreciate that...

: Grrr... Stop moving on him, you floozy! (wait, do people still use “floozy”? Curses, I'm beginning to second guess myself.)

: A shame...

I agree, though in all fairness it would probably distract me...

: Oh? You don't want to. be. Distracted?

*Mercelida winks while adjusting her glasses.*

...Uh, were you saying something?

: Ufufufu, you pure boys are so much fun to toy with. But since you want to finish, I'll remove them for now.

*Mercelida sadly removes her glasses.*

: There. Hope you won't be as distracted.

Huh? Where was I? It's like I was in a dream for the last few moments.

: Don't be ridiculous Topaz. Just having a mature mother in glasses isn't anything that special. I mean Cattleya does it all the time.

Cattleya...

*Topaz spaces out again, only to be hit painlessly in the back of his head by Ririchiyo.*

: Stop dazing off and get back to the blog!

: Ufufu, you two are so comedic together.

Body
Build: Mercelida is a succubus with a very curvy body, so it should be obvious that her score is good here. And we actually have measurements too! Mercelida is 175 cm tall, which is nice for me as Naoya (the male lead) is only 170 cm, and she weighs 65 kg. This makes her one of the heaviest anime girls I know of, though there is absolutely nothing wrong with that. Her three sizes are 103/62/95, and there's a major problem already. No, not the wide waist. I like plump girls so that's completely fine. No, it's that her bust and hips are 8 cm apart, and that's far beyond my personal rule of 5 cm. Granted, Mercelida is not the poorest example and that's even in-series, and she still gets a fair share of butt service. In fact, 95 cm is pretty high all things considered, and her plump butt looks amazing. Not only that but her legs and body looks great in general. She's just an extremely attractive woman. Which I guess makes sense considering she's a succubus, complete with tail and bat-like wings (no horns, and sometimes she keeps the wings kept in and they look like tattoos). Oh, and I should mention that she's the mother of at least two girls, but likely only those two. Not sure why she suddenly had two kids and then stopped for at least ten years.
Grade: B+

: Raising heirs is hard work. Releasing “airs” is not, ufufufu...

Breasts: As said before Mercelida has a large chest size. Her bust is 103 cm and she's an H-cup apparently. That said, it's still not the largest example in the series but at least Mercelida isn't oversized like the cow girls. She actually looks fitting, and while she doesn't show nipples this is only because she wears pasties. Overall she looks great, and even with a bit of motherly sag she does excellent here for me.
Grade: A

Clothes: Mercelida wears a lot of sexy outfits, with the one she's most known for being her blue leotard with cleavage and navel windows, and on bottom she wears pantyhose. It's kind of a shame her outfits focus so much on her cleavage. I get that she's proud of her libido, but for a “lolicom” series Lotte seems to be preoccupied with breasts far too much. Oh, and I should add that she also wears long sleeves, though they aren't connected to the leotard. She also wears a similar outfit later on, though with a c-string and bra strap. She also wears a blue bikini in the beach episode, showing off her supported chest and thong back well. She also has a frilly royal dress, though it still shows cleavage. Other outfits include a lot of lewd outfits as a child (seriously, one has an exposed chest with pasties), a great suit when impersonating a teacher (though sadly lacking a necktie), a bathrobe, and in the past she borrows a sweater with necktie. She also wears a fairly heavy wedding dress in the finale. Overall she does quite well, appealing to a lot of my tastes but sadly her cleavage focus does hurt her a bit.
Grade: B+

: You ARE quite different from your friend. I mean, I could tell when you talked about my face, but those scores are far higher...

: You'll have to understand. Topaz is still a recovering boobaholic. As a result he still thinks with the wrong brain sometimes.

I am a terrible person occasionally, but at least I have empathy!

: That's kind of you, but it explains why you were poorly refusing my attempts. You'd prefer something el~se <3.

Yes, but likewise I have to refuse. At least on camera.

: Don't worry, I understand. Though I'm surprised you complain about my outfits showing off my chest. I'd think that it would cause you to be excited, ufufu...

That doesn't mean I can't complain. It is still annoying how often girls aren't well supported.

: Yes, but I can do your favorite <3.

Y-you know about pa-pa-

: Of course! You think I wouldn't know about that sort of thing? I also know about the other names of “boobjob” and “ti-”

*Topaz puts up his hands.*

Hey hey hey. No need to use that sort of language here.

: Besides, you may be a mother and have a sorta-similar outfit, but I've seen enough from that one Granblue girl recently.

She has gotten quite popular... *ahem* Anyway, let's get back to the blog.

: Wait. Since you're here how about you show me the sort of girl's outfit I should wear?

More glasses! More suits! More pantyhose! More glasses!

*Mercelida writes on a notepad.*

: Uh huh uh huh.

Also for my friend more thongs and C-strings! Though not with pantyhose. Well, maybe the C-strings, but I'm sure you understand. Have I mentioned more glasses?

: And not as much forced cleavage either! Change the school uniforms to blazers! With buruma! (wait, I shouldn't be caught up in such a stupid conversation.)

I approve of those changes.

: I see. And do you have any sort of fabric that I can use?

Riri, show her your thong.

*Riri whacks Topaz again.*

: I'm not even wearing a thong today!

Going commando then?

*He is hit again.*

: NO! And I'm not telling you what sort of panties I have on either!

*Mercelida is lifting Ririchiyo's skirt in the back.*

: Looks like it's striped this time. Here I was expecting something oddly sexy to tease your boyfriend with, ufufu.

*Riri turns around and shoos Mercelida back to her seat, pulling her skirt back down.*

: Stop pestering us and allow Topaz to do your blog!

: Fine fine, ufufu.

Ah-HA!

*Topaz pulls something out of his pants.*

: Please rephrase that description immediately, narrator.

*Fine, Topaz removes an item out of his inventory.*

: What an odd place for an inventory. To bad you found what you were looking for. I'm sure I'd enjoy searching, ufufu...

*Riri shoots the succubus a glare.*

Anyway, here it is!

*Topaz holds up Tsugumi's ribbon.*

: I suppose that counts as a piece of cloth...

: That's perfect!

*She takes the ribbon.*

: I can't wait to turn this into my next outfit!

: Don't you mean an inspiration for your next outfit? Or an accessory?

: No, ufufu...

Glad you like it.

: Now... How about a reward?

*Mercelida closes in on Topaz again.*

Er....

: We take material goods and not services though.

Hey, when was that decided?

: Just now, because I don't want to see you taken advantage of.

But it's not like I'll trade a Chocobo Egg for a Magic Gourd!

: Nice classic game reference. But we'll gladly trade you something for that ribbon, Mercelida.

: Hmmm. I'll have to check with my handmaiden. She's waiting outside.

Handmaiden? Why?

: Well, I don't want to be stuck here on Earth. Again.

Fair point. See you soon then.

*Mercelida leaves, floating through the door. After opening it, of course. She soon returns carrying a photograph of some sort.*

: Well, this is all we have that we can give away. Don't worry as it seems that we have more copies at our castle.

*She hands it to Topaz. It seems to be her two daughters playing in a pool while wearing school swimsuits.*

Oh my, what cute lolis! I imagine that this could be very important to someone!

: Right! Like Zettai.

I imagine he'd prefer a picture of Mercelida bending over, showing her big butt. Bonus points if she's ripping one.

: Why would I rip up a picture of-OH! I understand, tee hee.

: Anyway, pictures aside how about we get back to the blog.

Sure thing. We're in the home stretch now!

*Topaz slips the photograph into his inventory.*

Mind
Personality: Mercelida is the third daughter of a royal family. Sadly her sisters, in their attempts to claim the throne for themselves, killed each other so Mercelida was made into the queen of her country. She might have a sexual mind and be somewhat lazy, but at least she's not an evil queen either as she genuinely does care for her people. Of course this includes supporting her two daughters Lotte and Asuha as well as Asuha's father/baby daddy Naoya. She's a really great mother even if she can't be with her children all the time. She might be carefree but as said she appreciates her family, even visiting and dropping off a gift for Asuha's birthday even if she had to do it stealthfully. She also used Naoya's, er, “seed” to return home one time when she was stuck in our world, which lead to him being an absurdly young father at 13.
Mercelida is voiced by Yuuko Minaguchi. She does a lot of great milf voices, though oddly I think her voice fit Mercelida better in the OVA where she's eighteen. That's just my personal opinion though. Overall Mercelida doesn't have anything too strong, but she's still a very great girl with a lot of great traits.
Grade: B

Libido: Of course Mercelida scores well here. She's a succubus with an amazingly large harem of “feeders”, but in all fairness I prefer a more “exclusive” romance (though in all fairness she does need “fluids” to survive, being a succubus and all). That said I'm fine with Mercelida taking pride in being sexualized by her soldiers. In fact, in the manga when the rebellion hit she was able to calm both sides by showing off her sexy body after they proclaimed their love and “use” of her figure. Mercelida does seem to have a favorite haremette/servant named Ursula. Yes that's a girl's name, but she's a futa anyway. Of course, the main appeal for me here is that Mercelida is a mother and specifically she seems to still have feelings for Naoya. Her daughter Lotte does marry him, but it seems that Mercelida will still stick around him.
Grade: A

Age: Mercelida does amazingly well here. She's 29, which while slightly out of my range isn't too far. Not only that but she's much older than her sorta-love interest Naoya, who is 23. Yes, that means that as an (approximate) eighteen-year old Mercelida seduced a then-thirteen Naoya into bed. Canon shotacom is great! I'll also add that we see her quite a bit in flashbacks, and within Mercelida's tenth and eleventh she seems to have had quite the, well, “explosive puberty” to say the least...
Grade: A+

Total Grades: 87
Average score: 9.7
Final Grade: A-

And that's the blog for this week!

: Oh man! Another high-scoring girl!

: Indeed, it's over 15 points higher than your friend gave me!

As said we do look at different things. Your high age certainly helped me while it was Zettai's lowest scoring area.

: Not to mention she has certain *ahem* PARTS, which seem to appeal to you more...

Regardless, Mercelida is another girl that gets a special image this year:



: Sad that you had to use fan art...

It is unfortunate that Mercelida does not have more official art. And I didn't want to have her naked and laying with a shota.

: Why not, ufufu? You seem to like that sort of thing.

I try not to have nudity.

: What a pure boy. But, since the blog is over I should get going. Hope to see you again!

*Mercelida waves and takes off again.*

Well, that's that.

: I'm surprised you let her leave so easily. She promised “fun” for you.

That's alright. I still have you.

: I-Idiot! Don't forget to give a hint about who you're doing next time.

I have no clue.

*Suddenly, Mercelida returns.*

: Big news everyone! Wait, the cameras are still here? A shame.

: How come you're back already? Forget the ribbon?

: No. I still have that. But I spoke with my handmaiden and it seems that she wants to be blogged next week as well.

: Great. Another cow.

: I take slight offense, but no matter. This isn't a cow. What would I do with a wetnurse anyway?

: To be sure I can't imagine you'd need one in the first place.

: Ufufu, a queen shouldn't have to do something like that. But no, this is a maid and not Elfleda anyway.

Wait, why isn't she coming up to ask for one herself.

: To put it gently she's a bit afraid to come in. After all, she doesn't have a voice for herself...

I think I understand what you're saying, and it seems we have a dark-skinned maid next time!