emperortopaz's Blog

Oct 29, 2015 9:31 AM
Anime Relations: Macross F, Macross F Movie 1: Itsuwari no Utahime
Welcome back everyone. Last week we confronted Lunar who was one of the heads of the Chessmasters. She was Queen, if you were wondering. She was about to attack us with a mermaid robot when we were saved by a mysterious giantess. The moon then came out and revealed it to be Klan.

: Fortunately that does not mean that my "moon" came out.

A shame as it would be beautiful. Even now I can see your tight outfit straining to contain your cheeks.

: STOP LOOKING!

*She attempts to cover her butt and Lunar takes advantage of this, swiping with a mermaid finned fist. Klan staggers backward.*

: OHOHOHO! Seems that you're much less powerful than I expected!

: This is nothing. You should have seen me using my Queadluun-Rea ship!

: Too bad you rushed for a blog and now you're not as powerful!

: A blog... Hey, Topaz!

Yes?

: Isn't it true that you can power up girls by doing blogs on them?

That I can. But I can't be sure of how much stronger you'd become.

: At this point it doesn't matter! Just do your blog on me!

Certainly! And as you can see...

Today's girl is:



Klan Klang
from
Macross Frontier


: HEY! Why did you use that image?

Because it's cute and you have your eyes open. Plus I didn't want to use the glasses one on purpose.

: But my butt is showing!

If only, sadly that is only your leg...

: Something tells me you've been hanging around Zettai too much...

I can't be with friends too much! Hey, is that how you spell your name?

: Yeah, why?

Because I've heard it be translated as Klan Klein, and at least one image has it as "Clan Clang".

: Didn't that same image ALSO call Klan a "Childfood friend"? Some English teaching picture that was...

: Enough talking about poor images, I'm going to defeat you NOW!

*Lunar and Klan start battling as Topaz begins his blog.*

Head
Hair: Klan has a very unique hair style. Her hair is a great dark blue, though it is definitely blue and doesn't look black or anything. It's still a great color though. While it's difficult to tell in certain images she also has extremely long twintails. Instead it just looks like she has long hair with a lot of volume. I wouldn't say that this sort of twintails are my favorite, but having her hair so long that it reaches the floor nearly is ALWAYS a good bonus (sometimes it does look like it ends near her knees, but I think that's just because it's wavier than usual at those times). She has a big middle bang and even though she usually wears a headband you can still see the “point”. She also has two bangs that hang over the headband which go into her side-bangs. Said side-bangs also frame her face really nice. As far as decoration goes she wears the aforementioned headband as well as twintail holders with lovely “wings” on them. Overall it's a perfect signature hairstyle for Klan and it fits her extremely well.
Grade: A

Eyes: Klan has green eyes, a color that goes pretty well with her hair. It even has a bit of a lovely gradient to it, making it more interesting than most. Also interesting is that her eyes change depending on which form she's in. As a loli she has the more moe tarame-style while the adult form has the more serious tsurime, which overall really fits her. She also shows a lot of emotion in her eyes, especially in her loli form, and in general looks extremely cute. I can't forget to mention her thunderbolt-like eyebrows either, it's hard to ignore how bushy they look (though this also fits Klan and further shows off how unique she is). In one image she also wears glasses as part of a costume and I do like how they're thick and red but she really needs to push them up. Oh and there was a really awesome effect in her eyes when she goes on a “rampage” near the end of the series (though she had a good reason for it).
Grade: B

Face: Much like Klan's eyes her face is different depending on which form she's in. As a loli she's much cuter and shows more emotion, while as the more serious adult she's, well, more serious-looking. Both look great though, with their own appeal. As a loli she may have a pointed tooth though it's not shown off as much as some other fangs. Both forms also have pointed ears, showing off her Zentradi heritage. As a flaw I will say that her nose is noticeable in both forms. Not that it's big in either form, but the lines are definitely there (especially near the bottom for some reason).
Grade: B

*Klan gets pushed back as Lunar shoots water at her.*

: OHOHOHOHO!

: Quick, use some sort of special move!

:: But I don't have any!

: What kind of mecha pilot are you... Just make something up!

:: Well then, take THIS! HAWK FIST!

*Klan uses her gigantic fist to punch Lunar's machine into the water.*

: Wait, you aren't a not-Hawlucha from Paper Mario!

: Fufufu, you idiot! My mecha does better in water!

*Lunar's mermaid ship does a dolphin-like spin, hitting Klan in the shoulder. She seems unable to use that attack any more.*

: Try something else!

:: Alright then, CRANE KICK!

*Klan puts her hands up and stands on one foot. She then kicks Lunar in the face, or at least the pilot's seat of the mecha.*

: HEY! That seems unfair!

: Shouldn't you be floating when you're doing that. At least your crazy master and his cyborg brother aren't around at least...

:: Enough references, let's get this battle back underway! Topaz, your blog seems to be helping so keep talking!

Of course, let's continue with this blog!

Body
Build: First things first, if you couldn't tell Klan has a giantess form. In fact her race, the Zentradi (or more specifically, the Meltrandi as those are the females), are a species of giantess girls. They seem to be between 8 and 10 meters tall, though sadly there's no specific size listed for her. She doesn't even have measurements which is a shame. She's extremely curvy in this form as well, with shapely legs and nice hips. A shame she doesn't show her butt off in this form more, but I guess she's not like Sheryl's hologram in the first movie. Zentradi also have an ability called “Micronize” which allows them to become human-sized which is useful for many things I imagine. However, Klan has a “genetic defect” in that when she micronizes she turns into a loli. Nothing wrong with beautiful lolis though sadly Klan is missing the fitting hair. She shows off her butt more in this form too, with one Pachinko moment in particular (though she also talks to Mikhail in what appears to be just red buruma which is great). I will say that she does spend more time as a loli, but that's just a problem as far as giantesses are awesome and not a comment on lolis or anything. There is a flashback eyecatch where she's a giant loli and holding a younger Mikhail in a swing.
Grade: A-

Breasts: Klan has something for everyone, being both a busty giantess and a human-sized loli. That said she does have to take the average or so here as I can't judge one form over the other. She does spend more time as a loli, but the giant version tends to get more chest service so it's sort of a wash or so.
Grade: B-

Clothes: Klan is usually seen in her uniform, but has a number of great outfits. The uniform itself consists of a short black jacket over a purple-and-blue bodysuit with shorts, blue gloves, thighhighs with garters built-in and frills, and tall boots. Outside of the boots it's not too bad. In giantess form she has a blue and purple skintight bodysuit which shows off her curves well. She also has fuchsia-like armor as well. She sometimes wears a helmet, especially when going out into space, and I have no idea where her huge hair goes as it doesn't look like it would fit. Klan also has a lot of great casual outfits. The one seen the most in the school uniform (though at least she's in college and not just another high school girl). The uniform consists of an orange vest, red necktie, and matching miniskirt as well as thighhighs. It's a really great uniform. As far as other outfits go, she seems to wear a rocker outfit that looks more like bikini armor in one of the movies (with guitar). As mentioned before there's a time where she only wears a buruma (though we don't see her bare chest, even if she's a loli). In official art it seems that Klan's official color is “orange” as she wears an orange yukata, an orange bikini, and a pair of orange pajamas. She also wears another kind of orange bikini in a slot machine video but skirt-type bikinis should be illegal (though she does wear an inner tube). She also wears a white bikini, a nice wedding dress, a sundress-like dress, a miko though sadly only as a chibi, a Chinese dress-looking waitress outfit with meatbun apron, a prince outfit, a labcoat with red dress, and a magical girl outfit, She also cosplays as a guy from the show named “Jeffery”, and while his old man outfit isn't too great she did wear glasses and a nice captains hat. Overall she's got a great wardrobe but I do wish she would have more in the show itself. Oh, and when in the Micronize-chamber she's naked but nothing much is really shown.
Grade: B

: CRANE KI-Ooops!

*Lunar sweeps Klan's leg, causing her to fall on her butt. Half-fortunately she did not land on Topaz (or Ririchiyo). Klan stands back up, wobbling as pain makes her leg throb.*

: EEeee...

: OHOHOHOHO! Seems that the third savior isn't doing what she's supposed to. How pathetic, fitting for trash like you Topaz!

: Topaz isn't trash, and neither is Klan. Come on, keep pressing forward! You seem to be affecting her nicely!

: That's a good point, so prepare to take my next attack...

*Klan leaps high into the sky, her body being hard to see due to the moon still being full.*

: EAGLE DIIIVE!

*She then slams down on her good leg, crashing into Lunar. The mermaid robot seems fairly busted up, but Klan's leg also becomes bruised from the impact.*

: Ouch! *pant pant* Seems taking a machine out like this is hard work.

: Of course! Don't Brave Bird everything! You'll take too much recoil!

: My mermaid-bot may not have as much power as it did before. But I still have enough for one good charge!

*Lunar charges at Klan, using bubbles as a jets.*

: Be careful, most of your limbs are damaged and you're too big to fit through her chest!

: Like you should mock others on the size of their chest!

: That's not what I meant!

: Don't worry, I still have one good shot left!

*Lunar nears Klan, soon arriving in arms-length.*

: PLATAPUS SLAP!

*She reels back and slaps with all of her giantess power. Lunar's mecha gets slammed into a wall, becoming a pile of rubble.*

: YES! I defeated her!

: But that wasn't even a bird! What kind of naming sense do you have? Right, Topaz?

*Topaz's eyes are fixiated on Klan's giantess jiggling body. Riri slaps him on the back of the head.*

Ouch! What was that for?

: Not paying attention to the blog and just caring for jiggly girls.

But giantesses should be appreciated!

: Sure sure, but wait until the blog is finished!

I guess... But luckily we're in the home stretch now!

Mind
Personality: Klan, as said before, is part of the giantess race called the Zendradi. She's even the captain of a the Pixie Squadron, a force comprised of all female giantesses. If only it was real-er, getting back to Klan she pilots a powered suit named Queadluun-Rea and is really good at it. She also pilots a VF-25G in the final battle and uses an armored pack in SRW. She's also the childhood friend of Mikhail and is the only one to know his sad past. She doesn't get much development only being a secondary character, but a lot of it is defined by her relationship with Mikhail. It shows as she becomes extremely enraged when he's killed, though it's possible to prevent this in the SRW games. Personality wise Klan is a Zentradi and is an honorable warrior-sort, but she still has a cheerful side and is amazing to watch. She's extremely GAR and her arguments with Mikhail really show their relationship. She might be considered the “classic” version of a tsundere, but I wouldn't define her by that word either. Still, she's easily the best part of Macross Frontier, at least for me. She was easily the best character and being so famous even compared to Ranka and Sheryl really shows it. Megumi Toyoguchi does Klan's voice in both forms, and while I do favor the giant version as it's deeper both voices are beautiful.
Grade: A

Libido: As said before, Klan and Mikhail are childhood friends. Not only that but Klan harbors a long standing crush on him. Eventually she confesses but that's right before he dies which is sad. She's also a bit concerned that he wouldn't appreciate her loli body and he's a bit afraid that he'd be mistaken for a lolicom if he does date her (not that he's afraid but still). Klan still tries and is a pretty nice tease even if he doesn't appreciate Mikhail being a pervert sometimes. Klan also supports Alto in both of his relationships, giving him a lot of advice through the series.
Grade: B+

Age: Klan is a college student and is a fresh 19 year old girl. That's enough to get her a perfect score here, even if the movies place her as a third-year high school girl. Even better is that she's two years older than her love interest Mikhail, and that's the type of relationship I really like. And we can't forget that Klan is a loli-teen when in micro form either.
Grade: A+

Total Grades: 84
Average score: 9.3
Final Grade: B+

And now that the blog is complete, I should be able to glare at Klan as much as I want.

: I never agreed to this!

: Just do it, he doesn't ask for fanservice that much after all. (though I'd rather he ask me-wait, what am I thinking!)

: I suppose, you did score me SLIGHTLY higher than that Zettai guy. But just looking! No touching!

Fine...

: There will be no giantess looking while I'm still here!

*Lunar bursts out of the rubble holding a beam-gun. She then shoots Klan with a laser and shrinks her back down to loli size.*

: Oh no! I'm a loli!

It's alright, I'll still stare at you...

: That's not the problem! She's sapped a lot of my strength!

: Good, Topaz will look at me-I MEAN what should we do, Topaz!

Well, I recall a certain other girl who was in a similar situation. But it might be a silly idea...

: Anything!

*Topaz whispers to Klan, who becomes flustered.*

: R-REALLY? She did something that perverted?

That's right, though to be fair she's from a show for children.

: Well, if she was able to do that I should be able to...

: OHOHOHOHO! You have nothing to attack me with! Face it, I've won this battle.

: You may have won a few wars but you'll never win the BUTTLE! ...Really Topaz, the lines you give me are awful...

: You should hear his terrible jokes.

: Regardless, face THIS!

*Klan leaps backwards towards Lunar.*

: Wait, what?!?

: FALCON BUTT PUNCH!

*Klan reverts only her butt to her giantess size, the rest of her remaining loli-sized. Unfortunately (though fortunate for censorship rules) her outfit grows with her. However, her huge butt, which puts the MAXIMUS into gluteus maximus, is enough to send Lunar flying into the full moon.*

: Third AIIIIIIEEEEEEEEeeeeeee!

*Sadly Klan returns to normal, but she still is the victor.*

Great job, Klan! I knew you'd use Tsubomi's idea well.

: Right, if only another flower-based Pink Cure would use that Zettai might-AHAHA! Sorry, I couldn't say with a straight face. Not even THAT would make him like her, she's that terrible. Though speaking of Zettai this seems more like something that would happen in his blog.

But I still enjoy it!

: Perverts, the whole lot of you! But I appreciate that you like my loli form just as much.

Of course! Though it would be interesting if you could be a giant loli too!

: Wahaha! You're a fun guy. You know what I'll do for you? I'll tell Nanase to hug Luca extra hard while she's wearing a swimsuit. Hee hee, I remember this one time she leaned over in it and he PRACTICALLY stained his shorts right there. It was hilarious how innocent he is!

Now that would be something I'd love to see...

*Topaz licks his lips.*

: Stop being such a creeper...

Hey, I don't want to hide my true personality, like anyone else I should be free to enjoy things!

: Yeah, but we should be getting home now that Lunar is defeated.

Agreed. It's been a pleasure having you, Klan.

: Thanks, it's been fun having my blog done too! I've been waiting a while since Zettai's blog, after all.

Yeah, sorry about that. I was planning on watching more of the movies, but that wasn't how it turned out.

: Topaz is terrible at time management.

That's right! But I'm just glad that I can dedicate time to my blog every week. Thank you readers, and catch us next time!

Posted by emperortopaz | Oct 29, 2015 9:31 AM | Add a comment
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