This is the Three-hundredth-forty-ninth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.
*Topaz and Riri are exploring a game land. However, Riri is much taller than the even shorter than normal Topaz.*
Welcome back everyone. As you can see we're currently in a game world. I decided that after all the activity we could use some cooling down.
: I can't believe that you were able to convince me to play this ridiculous game... Pervert.
What are you talking about?
: Isn't it obvious?
*The camera zooms out to reveal that Topaz is currently butt-high to Ririchiyo. Not only that but her buttocks have become twice as large as normal, nearly globular in size.*
: YOU CALL THIS NORMAL?
I see nothing wrong with that. In fact...
*Topaz smiles perversely.*
: Stop staring!
*Topaz spanks Riri's inflated buttocks, causing them to jiggle.*
: Ah~ T-TOPAZ! Stop that!
Fiiinnneee.... But anyway don't you want to fight some monsters?
: You haven't explained this game at all.
Oh, it's quite easy. You just use your butt to grind against creatures.
: ...Really?
Yeah! Can you believe that Zettai was able to send me a copy?
: Why am I not surprised. But then again this IS his early birthday blog so I'll give him SOME leeway. What should I do first?
*An innocent frog leaps into the battle.*
How about try it out on that?
: I guess. Let's see here... POSTERIOR IMPACT!
*Ririchiyo leaps into the air and lands butt-first on the virtual frog. It dies as her impact even causes a small crater. That said the frog smiled the whole time and spits out three gold coins.*
: All that work and all I get are three coins?
Don't worry, those are worth 10 gold apiece!
: The economy is odd.
No no no. The drops just LOOK like three coins. That's just how the game works.
: I see then. Then what should I try fighting next?
*A thin tree with a tree-like face and branch arms emerges.*
This one looks tougher, you'd better watch out!
*It throws a spank, jiggling Riri's buttcheeks further and causing some damage.*
: OW! My Hit points!
I think you mean your HIP points!
: That is a horrible joke and-... *takes a look* that's actually what they're called *sighs*. Well, let's get this over with-GRINDING STROKE!
*Ririchiyo carefully places the wood creature between her buttcheeks and slides up and down. The wood creature becomes enfatuated and stops attacking!*
Faster! Faster!
: Pervert! But it does seem to be working...
*She rubs so fast that the wood creature starts to shake and dies, blasting sap out of the top of his head. He also drops out three coins.*
: Man, I'm glad that I didn't get a splinter from that wood.
Right, that's one of the few things that I wouldn't use my mouth to take out of your butt.
: Oh yeah, you're weird with splinters, aren't you.
Of course. Though talking about your butt sure gives ME wood...
*He fondles Riri's giant buttcheeks.*
: Ahhh~ S-stop that this instant!
*Topaz obeys.*
: Well, at least we're getting money from this. But what do YOU do?
I'm just here to aid you in PVP. Also called BVB in this game because-
: You don't need to tell me the dumb acronyms, I can figure out that means BUTT VS. BUTT.
Exactly. But are you interested?
: Sorta, but I can't think of any self respecting woman that would play a game like this.
???: You thought wrong!
*A voice comes from behind Riri and Topaz. They turn to find a very coincidental girl...*
: Welcome to my customized game, I hope you've been enjoying it.
I love it, it's excellent!
: I don't get why all the butts are huge. Even yours is quite sizable!
*Kuroyukihime bends over towards Riri and Topaz, showing off the butterfly right above her exposed buttcrack. Under that is her huge butt, of course. Topaz can't take his eyes off her bottom so Riri slaps him a bit.*
: You're supposed to be looking at MY butt! Er, I mean... I-if you're going to look at any RANDOM girl's butt it might as well be mine.
*Kuroyukihime snickers at Riri's tsundere behavior.*
: How amusing...Fufufu....
Anyway, we were just discussing about the BVB competitions in this game. I really want Ririchiyo to participate in a battle, so are you available.
: I sure am! Though don't worry as like some games our levels will become 50 so your inexperience won't be a problem.
: That's a relief, I suppose. You do look like you're a master at this game.
: Yeah, but I don't spend as much time playing as my partner does...
Speaking of which, where is your support unit?
: Is that what you're called, Topaz?
Yeah, basically.
: Oh yes, him. It's a bit difficult to get a hold of him due to the time difference, but I'm sure he'll show up.
: Hey, since it's Thursday why don't you do your blog on her?
Good point, I'm sure Zettai will appreciate us doing his highest rated girl!
: Just as long as I don't have to break any pens with my butt. Not that it wasn't enjoyable, but ink got all over.
*Dejected Topaz empties a small bag full of pens and various similar items.*
: W-wow. You really came prepared for that, didn't you.
: I don't see what the big point of this is. I mean, all I have to do is...
*Riri places a pair of chopsticks between her inflated cheeks.*
: ERRRGH!
*SNAP! The chopsticks are broken in half by Riri's incredible bottom. Topaz applaudes.*
Great job, Riri!
: Certainly. You were almost like a certain KanaHana imouto there!
*She flusters*
: S-shut up. Anyway, shouldn't you get to the blog?
Head
Hair: Kuroyukihime has gorgeous hair. It's long but only reaches her waist, allowing her to show off her butt without her hair covering it. It's also mostly straight and flows wonderfully, I do love free hair like hers. It's also so very silky looking and beautiful, going well with her black color which is likely up there for my favorite hair colors. And by “silky” I mean that it reflects really well in the good way. She also has two antenna at times (which matches her butterfly motif fairly well) and occasionally she'll put her hair up in something like a ponytail or twin braids. While I prefer free hair a bit of variety like this is fine (and much better than getting it cut). Her sides reach her chest though sadly her bangs aren't blunt. If they were, Kuroyukihime would easily have perfect hair <3. Not that her bangs are bad, she's got a nice part. As far as accessories she occasionally wears a sunhat and in her avatar she wears a frilly black headdress. She also has metal-looking ears in her avatar form during the OVA as well.
Grade: A
Eyes: I'm glad that I waited a while to talk about Kuroyukihime. The main reason is that I actually sort of like her red eyes now. Sure, some images have her look more orange but they're obviously supposed to be red. There may also be some light brown in there as well. Shapewise her eyes are great as well, being a tsurime but still soft and gentle at times. She can also be very seductive as well and carries a lot of emotion through her eyes, making them extremely effective and beautiful. Sadly she can't get much higher as she doesn't wear glasses (a shame that the future deprives me of such fanservice). She does wear a masquerade mask in the second ED, but like a Blue Mage that doesn't count. As a downside she does have a ring in her pupil with a black dot, but that's not a deal-breaker and isn't noticeable in the actual show.
Grade: B
Face: Kuroyukihime is a rare type of girl. She's treated as extremely beautiful in-series but unlike certain bovine meat by-products she really, and I mean REALLY looks the part. Her skin is pale so her eyes are even more contrasted with her hair, looking beautiful. Her small features also help, appealing to me very well. Her blush is gorgeous and she has a lot of great facial expressions. I wouldn't say that she's “perfect”, her cheeks could use a bit more fluff to them (the ones on her face, I mean) but she's very close.
Grade: A
Body
Build: Kuroyukihime is a tall and slender girl. She seems to be 159 cm though I can't verify this but she is pretty tall for her age, and she's 48 kg as well. She's a lot taller than her love interest Haruyuki, to the point where there's a mini comic where he actually walks right against her butt! Not on purpose, but this is a rare thing to have happen (especially compared to all the mamocentric scenes of a guy doing that to breasts). Speaking of her butt she has a pretty amazing one. Sadly they had to censor it on the broadcast but it's awesome to see her great bum on the DVDs. It's far from the only butt scene she gets as well, especially with her buttcrack showing in her main avatar outfit (more on that later). She also gets a few official images emphasizing her backside, she's certainly a CULOyukihime (trademark pun by Zettai). Moving away from her amazing butt she also has a slim stomach, but it's still very beautiful. Her legs are also shown off and she has very amazing thighs. Her waist is curvy as well. She's curvier as Black Lotus and cool-looking, though she's depressed that she doesn't have hands and instead just has blades for arms and feet. Still she has a great natural body and deserves the praise that she gets!
Grade: B
Breasts: Sadly Kuroyukihime is also “slender” here. Not that it looks bad, of course, but it is probably her worst area for my tastes. She also has a slight complex about her chest, which is always a downside but doesn't change her grade too much as it's not like it's a character trait of hers or something.
Grade: D
Clothes: Kuroyukihime has a lot of great outfits, with two major ones. The first is her school uniform and it looks amazing. It consists of a blue blazer with a blue bowtie (a red one when she goes up a grade) and dark green skirt. More importantly is that she also wears PANTYHOSE with it. Her avatar is a black gothloli-looking dress though the front and back are fairly open. She also shows off her butt cleavage which is awesome. She also has long black gloves and butterfly wings in back. She also has butterflies as a belt and a single one to draw attention further to her backside. Overall while not exactly fetishy both outfits look wonderful on her.
Luckily we have a lot of bonus outfits as well! Her black bikini is gorgeous and presumably well-supported (as she's flat it shouldn't matter) and she also has cute pajamas at times. The bodysuit she wears as Black Lotus cosplay is also great, being a revealing bodysuit with absolute territory. Haruyuki improves it further as he makes it become a THONG which is amazing. She also wears casual outfits when not in school, but I don't remember them too much. Do note that Kuroyukihime tends to wear black colors which is great. Official art puts her in outfits like a yukata, Santa outfit, a bunny outfit with pantyhose, a sundress, a kimono, sexy underwear, a towel, and a ribbon with panties. Overall she's great but she's missing things like red buruma.
Grade: A-
: Oh, like in Zettai's avatar!
Exactly.
: Mmmmh?
N-nothing! Sadly Kuroyukihime doesn't look as amazing as she does in this blog.
: That I do not. But if I did no doubt Zettai would have graded me much higher.
: I always wanted to see what a girl that scores over 100 would be.
I imagine that's not the only “100” Kuroyukihime with a big butt would break. Sad that we don't have measurements though, even SAO has them!
Mind
Personality: Kuroyukihime is an amazing girl. She's a nice TDB and a great example of one as she's calm, elegant, patient, and mysterious. As said before she's also the top student at the school and is very sporty as well. Luckily she's the protagonist and not evil at all. Unless you come between her an Haru, but that's another point entirely. That said she's also mysterious as few people know her actual name. She's been called “Sacchan” or other names at times, but more people know her as Kuroyukihime. She also seems to enjoy tea.
She was the one to introduce Haruyuki to Brain Burst. In the game she's one of the highest level characters, being level 9. To achieve level 10 and meet the creator (which is her goal) she had to defeat the other level 9 characters. However, they had a mutual deal to not attack the others so that when Kuroyukihime attacked one of the “kings” she was immediately forced to go into hiding. She eventually gets help from Haruyuki and poses a threat once more. She treats him as a subordinate at first but eventually falls for him. She's also really skilled in the game, which should be obvious, but her fighting style involves using her dual sword arms and a lot of her moves involve the words “Death By” and then what she does.
Like Zettai said it's sort of hard to give Kuroyukihime a single archetype. She's a TDB, but she also has ojou traits and can be dommy at times. She's also somewhat yandere but the good way where she just guards Haruyuki from other girls rather than hurt others. I can absolutely see why Zettai likes her so much. As for her voice, sadly Sachika Misawa still seems fairly underused but I enjoyed her portrayal. She does a gentle but still dominant and TDB voice which is really beautiful, matching the beauty and grace that Kuroyukihime is known for. Also I'll like to add that she appears in the Sword Art Online Lost Song game as a cameo as well as Dengeki Bunko: Fighting Climax as a playable character. People also seem to think that she's the child of Asuna and Kirito from SAO (as they're both by the same creator) but I think the same creator also came out and said that was false.
Grade: A-
Libido: Kuroyukihime is a wonderful and devoted to Haruyuki. She even is jealous if he's hanging around with other girls too much, though not in an angry sort of way. She just loves her little piggy. It says a lot that she's the most popular girl in school but she hangs around with a nobody like him, showing how little she cares about other people's opinion about her relationship. They're just a great relationship, for both me and Zettai. She also even admits her love in the hospital to him, and it's not like that was near the end or anything so go beautiful confessions. About the only problem I have here is that while she doesn't lack devotion we don't know a lot about her libido. It would help if she was more aggressive or did something sexy like sit on his balloon body. That said I'm content with their relationship and I'm not too bothered by her lack of sexual-forwardness.
Grade: A
Age: In the anime Kuroyukihime is 14 and a second year at Umesato Junior High School, perfect for Zettai but not as great for me. She does seem to age-up later as she's currently 15 and a grade higher. This doesn't change things that much. What really helps her a lot though is that Haruyuki is a year younger than her. I do love older girls and younger guy-relationships so I find their relationship as one I'd easily support. Also her birthday seems to be November 30th.
Grade: B-
Total Grades: 78
Average score: 8.7
Final Grade: B+
And that's the score for this blog!
: What gives? Zettai gave me a FAR superior score!
: Topaz looks at different areas than Zettai.
Thank you.
: ... Which means that girls like us are punished for having gorgeous flat chests.
: That must be it. I wish that I could just battle you right now and PROVE how much better I am than my score
???: Don't worry, I've came for you Kuroyukihime!
*Topaz and Riri gasp as her support arrives.*
Zettai: That's right, it's me!
: But I thought you were dead!
Zettai: I thought that Topaz would let you read my blog. But don't worry as my blonde mistress gave me permission to play for a little bit.
Oh, well that's kind of Katja.
Zettai: Not Katja. This time at least. It's Hime.
But I thought that Hime had light blue hair.
Zettai: Different Hime.
: A-HEM! There's a "different "Hime"" standing right here who demands attention, Zettai.
Zettai: Of course, my beautiful gamer mistress!
: Glad to hear that. You're mine, forever and ever after all.
*Kuroyukihime kisses the top of Zettai's head affectionately.*
Watch closely Ririchiyo, I think they're going to combine.
: Oh, like with robots or something?
You'll see...
: Well, seems like they're ready for the battle. How about we show them how intimidating we can be?
Zettai: Of course, I'll show Topaz the power of beautiful girls like you!
: Zettai *beautiful smile*... TRANSFORMATION, GO!
Zettai: SUPPORT AVAILABLE!
: I HAVE THE POWER!
*Zettai's body disappears into a particle effect. His sparkles aid Kuroyukihime's transformation, which is obviously very butt-focused as she nearly presses her cheeks against the camera, filling the screen as her buttocks jiggle. Eventually she gets a leotard to cover her body, with Zettai being thonged up her inflated bottom.*
: How about THAT!
Oh no, I know what that wedgie means! She's obviously a speed-variety!
: So you know a bit more than your friend's avatar's level would let on.
She's new to the game.
Zettai: Ufufufu, you'll never be able to match Kuroyukihime's amazing and gorgeous power!
I'm sure that we'll give you a battle to remember. Isn't that right, Riri?
*Ririchiyo is standing with both hands against her face.*
Is everything alright?
: Sorry, but don't be too intimidated by my amazing level. You'll go up to it when we battle.
Zettai: This game is very newbie-friendly.
: Doesn't anyone realize how IDIOTIC this game is?!? Zettai became your THONG! And he can talk too!
Well of course. That's the idea of support units. We're here to enhance your stats in BVB battles.
Zettai: And even though I'm a thong I can still speak telepathically. Usually it's mainly so that our unit can work easier together. I'm just choosing to talk with you a bit before the battle.
Besides, is it really that much dumber than having games that are unfairly mamocentric?
Zettai: *cough*Most of them*cough*
: You know, as a thong you shouldn't have to cough and it makes that line much more obvious.
*Ririchiyo lets out a long sigh.*
: Alright. I'll play this silly game. But you'd better not wedge up my buttcrack like that!
Don't worry, I wouldn't do something like that. Especially with what I'm planning...
: I'm suspicious, but you're also honorable enough to keep your word. So how do I do this?
Here, read these words.
*Topaz hands her an instruction manual. Riri puts on her beautiful glasses to read.*
: Let's see here... TRANSFORMATION, GO!
SUPPORT AVAILABLE!
: I HAVE THE POWER!
*Topaz's body becomes a particle effect this time, though Riri's transformation is much like Kuroyukihime's. However, the end result is different as instead of a leotard Ririchiyo ends up with a more gothic lolita outfit. Without a skirt, of course. Riri inspects it a bit.*
: This is actually kind of cute and-HEY!
What?
*The camera zooms in on Ririchiyo's bottom, and it seems that Topaz transformed into a pair of backless panties that are barely keeping in her huge buttocks.*
: This is even more embarrassing than the thong!
Hehehe... “embarrassing”.
: Now's not the time for dumb puns! What would happen if my b-butthole was shown?!
Don't worry, I'm careful enough to not have that showing. Isn't that right, Zettai? *wink wink, despite being panties.*
Zettai: Of course, I certainly don't see a hole of endless arousal *winks back to Topaz a few times.*
: That's not relieving at all!
: Think of it this way. Topaz's blog is family-friendly. At least mostly, I mean. He'd have to censor it if anything troubling was seen.
Right, so don't worry.
: That's comforting at least. So how do we begin this Butt Versus Butt or whatever?
: Like THIS! Judgment Blow!
*Kuroyukihime swings her gigantic ass at Riri, hitting her and making both girl's buttcheeks jiggle. Riri takes some HP damage.*
: Ow! That was the most damage I've taken thus far! Time to get my revenge with a GRINDING STROKE!
*Riri slams her butt against Kuroyukihime's, rubbing vigorously. Kuroyukihime is damaged by it.*
: Seems you're a more skilled fighter than I expected.
That's just me. I've been training with Rika in this game between blogs.
Zettai: GRR! How dare you train with my imouto!
Don't you do the same thing?
Zettai: Yeah but I'm still jealous that you get to be against Rika's buttcheeks!
: A-HEM. Perhaps you should get your head back in the game before I have to “punish” you...
Zettai: Of course, Kuroyukihime-sama <3.
: Don't underestimate me either, here I come!
*Riri presses her cheeks hard against her enemy's, the butts of both girls rippling extra.*
Zettai: Ah~ *enjoys being against both girl's buttcracks.*
Yes~ *enjoys the cleaner scent of their rippling buttcheeks.*
: Seems we're too evenly matched.
: I was just thinking the exact same thing.
: Time for my secret high-level attack then!
: Hey, that's cheating! That's like bringing moves that the Pok*mon don't learn until higher level to a battle. Wait, that's actually more fair.
: It's the only thing that can break our Butt-mate! Go DEATH BY “FULL BURST”!
PPPPWWWEEEEEEEEeeeerrrrpphhh-pPPHHRRAPPPTTT
*Kuroyukihime uses a high level “wind magic” to blow Riri and Topaz back. The attack is so strong that Topaz's backless panties are dismissed so he falls beside a butt-up Ririchiyo, who now has a bare butt. She wriggles it a bit before sitting up.*
: That's still unfair! I'll have to make Topaz play this game a lot more with me so that I can fairly rematch you.
: Don't underestimate the power of this move-LOOK!
*She shoves her bum in the camera, showing that Zettai's thong body is barely hanging on after that “spell”.*
: If you had done a bit more damage my recoil would have split Zettai apart, causing you to win!
: I came that close?
That's right. But I'll be sure to train you more before the next match! But for now we need to get going.
: Indeed, let's get out before we get challenged again. Now how do we log out?
Use your Tush-stone!
*Riri facepalms some more but rubs the Tushie-stone to log both of them out. After they leave Zettai returns to his physical form. Kuroyukihime lays on her stomach and enables him to rest his head on her inflated buttocks.*
Zettai: I love this game!
: I know, it's so great to play a different game for once. Especially one that's not as serious as this.
???: So THERE you are, Black Lotus!
*Another girl steps up to the duo. This one also has a gigantic backside barely kept in a black buruma and has short blue hair.*
: I've come to challenge you as a master gamer myself!
: I'd love to BVB with you, but you seem to have lost your support.
: Well then, I'll just have to borrow yours!
*Kuroyukihime gives Shino a deathglare.*
: Er, I mean share yours...
: I SUPPOSE I can agree with that condition...
Zettai: I approve as well!
: & : TRANSFORMATION, GO!
SUPPORT AVAILABLE! DOUBLE IMPACT!
: & : WE HAVE THE POWER!
*Zettai's particles transforms both girls and the two have an hour-long butt battle wearing very sexy Zettai-based bottoms. It goes on so long without a victor that Zettai drops offline due to a certain ojou turning him off as his break is over.*
*Back in reality Topaz and Riri take off their virtual reality helmets.*
So what do you think of the game?
: I can see why Zettai enjoys it. But now that you've done one of his favorite girls who are you going to do next week for his birthday?
Well, you see I was planning on doing another great girl for him. The leader of the Sadogers and-
: WAIT JUST A MINUTE!
*Rika dives into the conversation.*
: Think about that for a minute, Emperortopaz. Why are you able to do that girl?
Because she deserves a new blog!
: But why were you able to talk about that “Nagato” girl again?
Because she was in a spin-... oh. OH! Yeah, I see why we shouldn't do her.
: But we have to do a vampire on the 50th blog number. It's a tradition that we can't ruin!
Hmmm, I'm sure that we can think of one to do...
: I know the perfect candidate!
Who are you thinking of?
: Perhaps I'll just give a hint to our readers. Because next week will be a...
*Rika slips on a black cloak, cat ears, and tail. She then starts to do a certain memetic dance, shaking her hips as her hands act as rabbit ears.*
: I can't believe that you were able to convince me to play this ridiculous game... Pervert.
: Welcome to my customized game, I hope you've been enjoying it.
: I've come to challenge you as a master gamer myself!
: WAIT JUST A MINUTE!