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Apr 16, 2015 10:25 AM
Anime Relations: Koihime†Musou, Koihime†Musou: Gunyuu, Seitoukaichou no Za wo Neratte Aiarasou no Koto - Ato, Porori mo Aru yo!, Shin Koihime†Musou, Shin Koihime†Musou: Gunyuu, Minami no Shima de Bakansu wo Suru no Koto - Ato, Porori mo Aru yo!, Shin Koihime†Musou: Otome Tairan, Shin Koihime†Musou: Otome Tairan - Gakuensai da yo! Zenin Shuugou no Koto
This is the Three-hundredth-thirty-third week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.



*A world map is shown, with Topaz and Ririchiyo's faces above a Mario Paint-looking plane. It travels from Spain to China, with a dotted line behind them. The blog begins with a close up on a famous Chinese building.*

Look, Ririchiyo! We're finally in China!

: I'm just glad to be back... Er, for the blogs sake. I didn't want you getting into perverted trouble while I was gone!

I understand. And welcome back readers as well. We're currently on the search for Kan'u as she's one of the saviors apparently. Because of that, we came here to China! Look, It's the Temple of Heaven!

: I see. It's very well made. But, er, Topaz.

And look, over there!

*The camera changes, now showing a large palace.*

It's the Forbidden City! Oooohhh ahhhhhh!

: Stop being such a tourist! And besides....

And look over there! It's the Great Wall of China!

*The camera changes to a large wall that stretches for a long time.*

: W-wait. Where's that?

*Suddenly Riri's huge butt nearly sits on the wall.*

Oh no! Quick, everyone escape! It's Buttzilla! Or don't escape and have a soft squishy death!

: MY BUTT ISN'T THAT SQUISHY! (I'm lying) B-besides, it's all your fault for looking at these models!

*The camera zooms out and shows that Topaz and Riri are shopping inside a store. The places they visited are all secretly models.*

But I wanted to make it seem like we're really exploring China rather than heading straight there!

: I'm still surprised that you knew where Sousou's palace is and that you know that Kan'u would be there.

Katja and Sousou are close friends, but being so similar I'm not surprised. Besides, now that my joke is complete we should get heading there.

: FINALLY! N-not that spending time with you is so terrible...

Thanks, same for you!

*Riri flusters a bit, but both her and Topaz eventually arrive at the palace.*

Wow, it's much bigger in person!

: You're thinking about what would happen if I became huge and sat on it, aren't you.

... Now I am.

*Topaz smiles, but Ririchiyo smacks him upside the head.*

: Enough of that, it's time to go in!

*They enter, and eventually reach Sousou's inner chamber. She is sitting on a throne, with a cat-eared girl sitting beside her.*

: Sousou! Sousou! Intruders! Do you want me to take care of them?

: No no. They must be the ones that Katja told me about a week ago. Can you believe this world? We're able to communicate from that far in a matter of seconds! But you're not here to hear me be impressed by technology. I hear you're looking for Kan'u, your savior.

That's right! Good thing Katja told you so much or else this conversation would go on for a lot longer.

: Not that Topaz keeps it short...

Possibly, but I came here searching for Kan'u. Do you happen to know where she could be?

: Hmmm... Perhaps if you do something for me first I'll be more willing to tell you were she is...

Sure! What, do you want to fight me or something?

: Nothing of the sort. I just want you to blog ME this week. Katja kept talking about your blog, and Zettai's as well, so it's piqued my interests. But make sure not to bore me.

: And don't forget to talk about all of Sousou's wonderful qualities!

I won't, but it looks like...



You don't mind me calling you "Sousou", right?

: That is surprisingly formal, especially for you.

: Technically it would be "Sōsō" but I understand your difficulty with that. Sousou is fine, I'll allow it.

: You should be honored that Sousou allows you to speak to her at all.

*Sousou clears her throat.*

: Sorry, Sousou-SAMA. How could I forget the title for such a beautiful and perfect goddess!

We'll see how "perfect" she is once I start my blog...

Head
Hair: You can really tell that Sousou is an ojou-type from her hair. She's got blonde hair that's set in rather large curly twintails. It's somewhat more yellow in the anime, maybe. They're a bit higher than most twintails, being in the upper back corners of her head, but they do look nice. She also has smaller curls on the sides, though this is in addition to her normal sides. Her bangs aren't anything too special, but they still look fine. She does have a long bang in the middle of her face, and when turned one side seems to show up (it's hard to describe). Length-wise her curls aren't too long, only about going to her shoulders. This doesn't mean that her hair is short though, even if it looks like it, as when she has it down it reaches about her mid back. She doesn't have it down too often though; about the only scene I could find was in a PS2 exclusive scene. As far as decorations go she uses two pink-ish ribbons at the base of each twintail. She also has two skulls as well, though only in the VN. Overall I like her interesting hair style, it fits her well (though I do like the skull decorations).
Grade: B+

Eyes: Sousou has dark blue eyes. They don't look too bad, fitting with her outfit's color. They also have a soft shape, working well with the art style though she also has a tsurime showing her dominant personality.
Grade: B

Face: Sousou's face isn't too different from most Koihime Musou girls. She has a soft but beautiful face, at least for my tastes. Her nose is somewhat medium-sized, but only from certain angles as it isn't too noticeable. The VN version is especially small. She also seems to have soft cheeks, though they aren't as rounded as I could like. Still nice though, as a whole I like the puni-style artstyle.
Grade: A-

Body
Build: Unfortunately we don't have any sort of official measurements for Sousou, not even height! Surprising for a girl from a visual novel. Overall she seems to be somewhat loli-ish, though she's probably more like an older teenager perhaps. Either way she has a slender body that's possibly pear-shaped. Her butt, while not shown too often, is fairly big for her frame and it seems she has soft-looking cheeks down here too. As fitting of a dominant girl she also has pretty nice legs and feet. I bet Jun'iku enjoyed licking them.

: How could I not adore Sousou-sama's wonderful feet <3.

: Of course, that's not the ONLY thing I have you lick, ehehehe...
Grade: B-

Breasts: Surprisingly Sousou isn't completely flat. Yes, she has SOME chest. That said, compared to some of the other girls from the series Sousou is pretty much in the "flat" grouping. Not that it's terrible, of course. I'll also mention that there's a really sexy orange-drip official image that shows off her great chest.
Grade: D+

Clothes: Sousou has a really great wardrobe, especially if you include her alternate outfits. First off is her usual outfit. It's a bit difficult to describe, but it seems to be a goth loli-inspired fancy dress. Color-wise it's blue with some fuschia around the neck and stomach. Her sleeves are also detatched and her skirt ends about mid-thigh with some white frills. She seems to have a bit of absolute territory, with blue thighhigh socks though they're ruined by her high greaves. At least her casual outfit shows them off well.

: So in other words I have Zettai Ryouiki right under my butt?

: Bet he'd enjoy it...

Of course, but continuing on it seems that her outfit changes somewhat in the sequels and shows more cleavage. She only has true detached sleeves in battle-ready form though. Her dress is also more purple rather than straight blue and her skirt is lighter. It's possible that she wears lacy black underwear under it as well. In the PS2 exclusives she also wears a maid outfit, a magical girl outfit (with striped thighhighs and a lot of ribbons), and cute pajamas. She also seems to wear a frilly bikini at one point in the VN. Another VN outfit includes a black dominatrix outfit, of sorts (without leather, but a more military-looking one with a short shirt, shorts, and a hat. Oh, and a whip). Other official art shows her in a black Chinese dress, a red bikini, and a sexy yukata. As far as the OVAs are concerned she wears a school uniform, what seems to be a Hawaiian shirt, a blue buruma gym uniform (sadly we don't see her butt in it), and a fundoshi with bandaids over her nipples. The last one is particularly notable as she uses the bandaids for modesty during a fight with Rinrin in a butt battle
Grade: A-

: Grrr... I would have won if Enshou and her minions hadn't distracted me!

: Hey, isn't your assistant "RinRin"? Why don't we have a match here to decide the victor.

: I'm Ririchiyo, nicknamed Riri, not "Rinrin".

: Sounds like Kouchuu's daughter's name.

I remember her. Though I remember her mother far more, ehehehe...

: Topaz, don't be perverted.

Does that mean that you and Sousou won't be butt-sumoing?

: NO!

Fiddlesticks! Well, let's continue with the blog then...

Mind
Personality: Sousou is a great example of a prideful, yet respectable, ojou (though not as prideful as Enshou). She's the ruler of the Gi faction and is a great military strategist. She's intelligent and calculating, but isn't too rough on her subjects. She has high, but not impossible, expectations and while she's rough when needed usually her commands are so efficient that she doesn't have a problem. She's extremely noble and plans on unifying China for the sake of peace. However, as she relies on force she's seen as evil from people outside her faction. I've heard that she is a bit crueler in the manga but that's just second hand (sadly the manga hasn't been translated). All in all she's a great leader and is honorable and kind. The term "himedere", which is similar to "tsundere" but with a more royal charm, fits Sousou well.
Sousou does have some problems with guys and has a rough view on the male lead in the VN (luckily in the anime she doesn't show that). As far as other talents go she's quick to pick them up. Things she's done include: cooking (which is a relief considering how often girls are "flawed" by making them unable to cook), liqeur distilling, songwriting, and costume designing. As far as battle goes I can't say (I'm bad at VNs and I couldn't find any CGs of her fighting). She does use a scythe though, which is cool. From what I hear she's so accurate that she swung at Jun'iku as a test of loyalty and cuts off just a single hair. She's also a great all-around character on the five abilities in her profile. She maxes out on Leadership, Intelligence, Politics, and Charm, and only slightly misses out on Combat Power by one point.
Yukie Maeda voices Sousou, giving her a really nice voice. I find it fitting that she also does Mafuyu which is another blonde lolidom (with problems).
Grade: B+

Libido: Sousou is pretty good here, with a notable problem. If you've seen the anime or most of the game you'll know that Sousou is more into girls. In fact she wants Kan'u for her beauty as well as her combat strength. She even says one of her goals for conquest is to gain more beautiful girls for her harem. She's also dominant which works PERFECTLY with her. She has a few sexy images with Kan'u as well, not to mention being in bed with her in the anime. As far as other girls go, she plays with Jun'iku in a master/slave relationship. I feel somewhat bad for Jun'iku because she seems to have a running joke where Sousou will pick on her, not intentionally though. Sousou will also have sexual interations with the other Kako sisters it seems, with Kakouton being the lucky one there as she gets a near-facesitting. Oddly enough I'm not sure if she has "fun" with Kan'u in the VN or not. Overall she's a great sadist and does a lot of great lolidom work.
However, the notable problem occurs exclusively in the games. Through plot events (AKA defeating her) Sousou loses her status and becomes the guy's subject (probably to protect her from other enemies). And yes, that means that she becomes somewhat submissive. YOU DON'T DO THAT WITH DOMMY GIRLS! It always sucks to hear a great dominant girl become submissive. *drawn out sigh*. Not only that, but she begins to have a complex about her small chest thanks to his preference for larger ones, boo! She'll also get angry when she isn't able to express things but still expects him to understand her. In other words, the guy ruins Sousou! And I don't mean that he takes her virginity (though he does that too).
Anyway, I should talk about some of the things Sousou does. Koihime was an eroge, after all. From what I can tell she engages in standing sex, doggystyle (sadly maybe with bondage. DUMB), both regular and shared fellatio with Jun'iku (though the guy looks way too huge in the latter), cunnilingus, and foot-licking. The last two are done TO her, though. The anime even keeps some of the foot-licking, though sadly not much. She also mounts Jun'iku's back while she's riding the male lead for an interesting three-way. Overall not too impressive but as an Eroge girl she still gets an average-ish score. I just wish she was more dominant.
Grade: C+

Age: Sousou seems to be a young adult in either her high teens or twenties, though her actual age is unknown. I'll assume that she's over 18 as certain sites that block underage eroges don't block Koihime Musou (though that's more surprising for Rinrin or Koumei). From my VERY minor research into the actual Three Kingdoms Cao Cao was 29 when the events start. I can't say that's an accurate age for Sousou though, and without further information this is the best score I can give her.
Grade: B+

Total Grades: 71
Average score: 7.8
Final Grade: B

And that's the blog for the week.

: Hmmm, so it seems that I got higher than Katja.

By a small amount. It's mainly due to your outfits being more interesting in my eyes.

: Don't forget her age either.

Well, that's mostly negated by her poor libido. It's really a shame when girls don't hold up their dominance.

: True, and I imagine that if Katja would butt-battle she'd get more points too.

I'll tell Zettai! But now that your blog is done can you tell me where Kan'u went?

: She's not here, as you can see. I've heard that she went to Japan on business. You must have just missed her.

Aww man! How am I going to find here now?

: It's dangerous to go alone, take this!

*Sousou hands Topaz a long wooden stick. He looks it over.*

A Ruler?

: Yes... I'm sure that's an accurate hint as to where I'm sending you.

I don't get it.

: It's simple, Topaz. Now you can figure out the lengths of things easily!

I can tell what game you were playing with Chiaki to help you through your... troubles.

: Yeah, we beat both that, Breath of Fire, and a few others she suggested.

Sounds like you had a lot of fun.

: I did, it really helped out playing all the classic games. Of course, I'm glad to be back.

Good to have you back. And I'll be glad when you readers return next week too!

*Topaz and Riri leave, but minutes after they leave Kan'u walks out from a back room.*

: I don't know why you had me cleaning the backrooms for so long.

: They needed it. Or are you going to talk back to me?

: *Sigh* No... But it was like you wanted me to avoid the company...

: N-nonsense! Sousou is a wise leader and wouldn't lie to you!

: That's right. You're all mine, but since you've been cleaning how about we all go into the bath together?

: Me too?

: I guess.

*The three head to the hot springs to have amazing yuri fun.*
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