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Welcome back. After being locked for a month in 765 Pro Takane told me four assy girls would come to be blogged during August to celebrate my birthday as I am a quite selfish person. JIKOCHUU! So now I’m waiting for the first one.

: Why this recap, Zettai?

Got jealous of Topaz having one...

: Slave, you’ve copied his blog style and club, don’t steal his recaps too!

Don’t worry, as long I favor asses and small breasts I shall remain unique!

: Not that Topaz minds DFC girls sometimes, like Riri and Rika...

Certainly. Oh, and speaking of Topaz belated happy birthday to him! It sucks this blog came 4 days after the fact, but such is life.

: I’m sure he still appreciates it. By the way, who is the girl?

The one for the first week is...



: Great, she’s curvy.

: Hey, all the better for me when the blog is over! I’m hungry!

: ...Anyway, when is the girl arriving?

: You called? *walks off the Blog Girls Dressing Room in a school swimsuit*

: What? When did she arrive?

Oh, a while ago. She said she had to get changed and I pointed her to the BGDR.

: How do I look like? *does a little spin, showing the bottom is wedged deep in her massive assflesh* Takane told me to put this on, so I’ll try my best to tease you! Well? *winks and poses*

Perfect! *gives a thumbs up*

: As my slave said! *does the same*

: Idiots...

: Good! *sits on Zettai’s lap, her back turned to him* So where is that blog? I’m quite curious on seeing what someone of Tres España thinks of me. *giggles*

O-On it!

Head

Hair
Tomo had dark blue hair. Definitely blue, not the kind that seems black at first. It’s also REALLY FREAKING LONG, about her knees long. Thankfully it never ruins any of her buttshots, so it’s cool. Around the tip she has an elaborate accessory holding her hair together, likely for convenience. She also has a red ribbon behind her head, which looks really cute. When in her battle clothes she changes it for some futuristic headgear, tho it covers like a hairband. She has the standard face-framing bangs a lot of girls sport in anime, with a big bang between her eyes and everything. Her side-bangs are hold with an accessory on the tip too. All in all Tomo has a very interesting hairstyle I enjoy.
Grade: A

Eyes
Much like the girl I ranked around this time last year Tomo has heterochromia, which means her eyes are different colors: One purple, one green and one brown. Jokes aside her right eye is purple, her natural color, while her left one is green and it’s artificial for better aiming. She could just use Strike, but I digress. I like heterochromia and these two colors work well both off each other and with blue hair, so more power to her. The shape is tareme-ish but with some slant, not entirely curvy. It must be the only thing in her body without curves. Sadly I don’t think she ever wears glasses, but otherwise Tomo is awesome!
Grade: A

: Thankfully Takane told me about that! *pulls thick red glasses out of a place the blog’s author has no interest on and puts them on* Well?

B-Beautiful!

: That’s it; I’m leaving until this blog is done. *leaves to ready lunch*

: Oh my, what’s wrong with her?

Ch-Ch-Chiaki isn’t big on my perverted moments... And A-A-August is full of them...

: Oh, like this? *shakes her ass, her bottom wedging itself deeper in her ass*

Y-Y-Y-Yes!

: Slave, you should pull her wedgie out with your teeth, bet out guest is feeling uncomfortable.

: That sounds like a plan! *stands up, nearly “peaching” Zettai as in pushing her big ass on his face*

It looks even bigger up close...! Wait, I must obey my mistress. *dives nosefirst and grabs Tomo’s bottom with his teeth*

: That tickles! *likes it*

(Great, her bottom is stuck...) *pulls hard*

: Oh! *the harder pulling causes her to “break wind” as Zettai gets her wedgie out* Sorry, that was improper behavior for a maiden! (And that makes it pleasant!)

Don’t worry... It doesn’t smell that bad... *sniffs it all so Katja and Tomo won’t deal with it*

: Well, slave, I think you should continue writing her blog.

Sure!

: *sits back on Zettai’s lap*

Body

Build
This one is interesting. First Tomo doesn’t have official measurements sadly; it always sucks when a girl lacks them. She’s official tall however, and in her main issue she is the bustiest girl in the entire cast, even going braless to emphasize this more. I might surprise no one saying this but I don’t like big breasts, and Tomo’s are HUGE and get emphasized a lot. Which is a shame, as otherwise her body IS quite nice. I don’t mind her being tall as it fits her character, and she has plump irresistible thighs of the best anime can offer! Also her ass is great, but that’s for the next section. Despite all her curves she has a slender stomach, and her feet aren’t bad either. Tomo could be great, but sadly her large chest eclipses her otherwise awesome body. To be fair it’s nowhere as terrible as it could be as she is hardly the only girl with HUGE breasts in this show, plus it’s not like she actually gets constant and repetitive chest-service or praise or anything; it just gets favored in both official art and fanart. That’s why her score isn’t bad, but she could still be better!
Grade: B

Butt
That said her butt is just as HUGE too! Seriously, it’s one of the biggest asses I have ever seen in an anime. The main problem is in-series it’s not really shown that much, and that’s not counting how aside from one episode the second season forgot GIRLS have asses but kept spamming bare manass. Urgh. She does have some shots, mostly in a few official images that showcase it. The absolute BEST is one where she is lying on her stomach with her huge thong-clad ass in plan view being HUGE while Nate lies on her back looking DFC-tastic and beautiful. It was so good I christened it best official art of the year more or less from the second I saw it. Moreover, the novels apparently have a FACESITTING scene, and yes, it has an AWESOME illustration to go with! Sadly the translation hasn’t got there because the books are as big as her ass but less than Nisio Isin’s ego, but I bet it’s a great scene and Masazumi appreciates it even if she’s not a lesbian. She also has nice assy fanart, not as much as her chest but what she has is quite awesome and worthy. She even has a figure focused mainly on her BIG ass, quite a rarity for figures! Tomo could be even higher if she got more focus, but still!
Grade: A-

: No wonder my slave likes you so much, he loves facesitting!

: Oh, like this? *presses her front on Zettai’s face, pushing him down and wrapping his head with her massive thighs* Or like this? *gets up and turns around, then sits her gigantic butt on Zettai’s face* Which is it?

MMMMM!

: He said both, but the second is best.

: You understood that!?

: Of course, I’m always sitting on my slave’s face so I learned to understand his muffled pain sounds. The least a mistress can do.

: That sounds very romantic, in a way....*seems to genuinely like the idea*

MMMMM!

: What now?

: He said he loves the facesitting very much but wants to continue the blog.

: Oh, sure! *gets up* I’ll make sure to add this to our stories! Masochists will love it!

Fresh air! *gasps* Boring, boring fresh air...

Clothes
Sadly Tomo doesn’t have a lot of variety, and despite being a miko I don’t think she’s even seen in miko clothes. She still has some good outfits at least. The school uniform for her series, mainly. It’s a weird uniform since it looks like a leotard and has several layers of black and white clothing, included a cape because they hate butts, though it also has PANTYHOSE for balance! It also has fingerless gloves. Cape aside I quite like it and is one of my favorite uniforms in anime for obvious reasons. Though Tomo isn’t one of the best wearers of it since, like the other busty girls, she adds a tube top on, well, top that emphasizes her chest more. Even if her chest already emphasizes itself enough. Then there is her battle costume, which looks a bit similar but without the cape and some of the fluff and changes the black for dark pink, included her PANTYHOSE. Roxanne from Pokémon isn’t the only wearer of pink pantyhose it seems! Sadly it also has some framing to emphasize her chest, though I suppose like the tube top the idea is giving the poor girl some support. Flat girls don’t have that problem! Where she has NO support is in her swimsuit, a three-piece bikini with a top that doesn’t support much her chest just to show it more but is forgiven because the bottom is a THONG. Sadly this is it, she has a bathrobe on in an official image but that’s as far Tomo goes for costumes. A pity, she has a GREAT base with all the leotards and pantyhose and thongs and just adding a few cosplays would’ve made her score amazing!
Grade: B

: Like this sukumizu! *shows off again, and her glasses as well*

Yes, like that! Though it’s a costume better suited for lolis...

: *picks out wedgie* You were saying?

Urrh... My “bow” is acting funny...

: Let me fix that! *sits back on Zettai’s lap*

!!!!!!!!!

: Slave, you’re only getting away with this because it’s August...

Mind

Personality
Tomo is one of the childhood friends of Toori, the main character. She has feelings for him but hides them as she’s a bit of a shy person, tho she’s also caring and maternal if a bit serious. In other words, nothing like what you’d expect from a massively curvy girl. If you want that you’ll have to get Kimi instead. She’s also a naughty pervert secretly, though that’s more for the Libido section. Still, I find interesting after Toori gives away being able to be sad or to cry she becomes a “poison taster” of eroges so he wouldn’t have to play ones that make him tear up! Tomo is a reliable childhood friend, it seems. Sadly this franchise has a metric crapton of characters and relatively fair spread-out screentime for most, so it’s hard to have a lot to say about some cast members. We need a third season, one that doesn’t troll us all the time with manass!

Anyway, Tomo is also a miko of the Asama shrine, with abilities like exorcism and such too. Her main fighting ability is with a bow and arrow, however, Unlike in FE she actually is awesome with it, given her arrows explode and take down ships and are powerful weapons in general. She’s even nicknamed things like “Sniper Miko” or “Crack-a-boom Miko” because of that! She uses her artificial left eye named Konoha to aim better, and she has her spirit Hanami who gives her extra support, though she then needs to pay an offering to the gods. She also can’t aim at humans as a miko, but she bends the rules anyway. And not by sitting on them, sadly! Overall Tomo is pretty cute and likable, but as said above needs to stick out more. Besides for her curves I mean.
Grade: B

Libido
For a shrine maiden, surprisingly high. Ever since Tomo was small she’s had romantic feelings for Toori for some reason, and even by now she feels anxious whenever they have to separate. While at first she tries to hide her feelings, by the sixth novel her and Nate become his “concubines” so to say. Given Horizon in S2 was rather rude I would pick the concubines over the main wife. Besides that she is quite perverted, being in the same eroge circle as Malga and being able to tell if an eroge will sell by its cover alone. She’s also seen writing an erotic novel in the first book. As said, she even became a sampler for Toori when he became unable to cry, checking to see if eroge were of the sad kind such as Kanon. Kind of like Topaz being considerate and warning me in case a fanservice anime shows ass or is ass. I’m very thankful for that! The only problem is the fetishes Tomo is specialized on: Miko, which makes sense, and tentacles, which very much doesn’t. If only she was specialized in something awesome like femdom or anal she’d score even better, alas!
Grade: B+

: See? At the end I’m better for you, slave!

Of course, Mistress!

: You think? *lifts her legs to sit full-weight on Zettai’s lap*

W-W-W-Well... You are very charming too, Tomo...

: Hey, you’re overdoing it! *spanks Tomo’s fat ass*

: Oh! *likes it but gets up in surprise* Don’t worry, I know he’s yours still.

: You better, it took me a while to shape him into a half-decent slave!

Age
While unstated, Tomo seems to be a high school girl and gets scored as such. Easy.
Grade: B+

Voice
Ami Koshimizu has a great cute voice and works pretty well for cute Tomo. While Topaz likes her quite a bit I’m not as much of a fan. I don’t dislike her; she just needs more girls for my tastes. Sure she has Holo, Yukiko and Kallen, but she also voiced Nodoka from Saki, Hibiki from PreCure and Charlotte from IS. Still, I ranked two of the second list and none of the first so I’m glad I could do a character of her I like; she deserves that much at least!
Grade: B

Total: 82 (B+)

: Not a bad score at all! *comes back*

Were you waiting outside, Chiaki?

: No, I just happened to hear you read the total score. *lies*

: Well, that is certainly a good score. We’ve also had some fun, so I hope you enjoyed my presence here! *walks back into the BGDR and comes out in her battle uniform, pink pantyhose and all*

PANTYHOSE! *thumbs up*

: Not this still...

: *giggles* I have to go now, sadly...

Oh...

: Wait, hold on. What happened to Topaz getting a gift? Tomo isn’t even his favorite girl from this show.

: Oh, let me assure you this was taken care of...



: See?

: See what?

You two, don’t hurt my fourth wall.

: Oh, sorry. *gives Zettai an apology passionate kiss* Are we in peace now?

....Yes, yes we are....

: That’s a relief! *smiles* Until we met again, Zettai. *leaves*

: Phew, about time she left. So who is the next girl, Zettai?

Well, she’s a blonde twintailed loli with a big ass in a thong and electric powers.

: ...Zettai, you already covered Fate.

: It’s not Fate, actually.

: WHAT?