Apr 24, 2014 11:11 AM
Example #282: Kitty Rook
Anime Relations:
High School DxD, High School DxD OVA, High School DxD Specials, High School DxD New
This is the Two-hundred-and-eighty-second week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.
I can't believe that we got invited to an all-meganekko cruise for the week, Riri! All we had to was come to this abandoned warehouse without telling anyone!
Riri: I still can't believe you fell for such an obvious trap...
It can't be a trap, Riri. It says on this invite "This is definitely not a trap. Do no be worried." so we shouldn't have any trouble!
Riri: *sighs and facepalms* (Sometimes Topaz, you're an idiot...).
But I wonder where all the beautiful meganekkos are. We're not too early, right?
???: No, you're just in time... to be PUNCHED!
*Suddenly a white-haired loli jumps out from the shadows and punches Topaz. He is sent flying and takes 20 damage. *
That was uncalled for...
Riri: I think that she DID call her attack, at least. Plus I TOLD you this was a trap! And not the kind you sometimes blog about!
...Are you sure?
*The mysterious white-haired loli kicks Topaz, sending him skidding across the floor. Topaz takes 25 damage.*
Riri: TOPAZ!
Just had to be sure.
Riri: I TOLD you we shouldn't come!
*Topaz wipes the blood from his lips* Oh, I had figured that this was a trap. Isn't it, PATCHEBEL?
????: Who is that?
Er, Aundae then? No, wait, I figured out that's Yurika... Who are you?
I was called "Rice", but now that I have confronted you I can shed this foolish facade...
*Rice throws off her cloak.*
GASP! KONEKO TOUJOU! Truly you are a fiend! But I wouldn't suspect Patchebel to recruit you....
Koneko: Who is this "Patchebel" you keep mentioning? The one I work for is Catnip.
All these code names confuse me. Why can't girls just call themselves by their actual names?
Riri: That would spoil epic surprises.
Good point. So why does this "Catnip" girl want me to stop my blogs?
Koneko: She wants you to stop being so perverted towards girls. That's a cause I support.
But there's nothing wrong with perverse guys. Well, okay, so your idiotic lead I can see as he's only interested in breasts, but that's no reason to threaten Porn destruction!
Koneko: But it objectifies women! It must be stopped!
What about all the yaoi fangirls that keep trying to shove guy on guy down the throats of others?
Koneko: Obviously that's alright. Doesn't objectify women one bit!
Riri: Well, at least some part of your collection is safe then...
*Topaz darts his eyes back and forth* I have no idea what you're talking about, Riri...
Riri: Yeah, that one box marked "Super Secret Stash". Like that one by Nemu-ooph!
*Topaz covers Ririchiyo's mouth before she can say any more.*
It might be April, but I can only authorize that I like that type of thing at the start of the month....
Koneko: Enough of this, I've got to fulfill my mission. Let's fight!
A-alright... But first, let me do my blog on you!
Koneko:... Fine.
At least you're allowing me that much. Now, if it wasn't apparent...
Riri: Quick, do something to protect yourself!
I guess I could use my Imprint ability...
*Energy flows into Topaz as visions of Masuzu enter his mind*
Riri: This site really needs to repair the images. This blog looks so empty without them...
Well then Koneko, take THIS! *Topaz takes a Jojo-esque pose, complete with the in-his-opinion terrible artwork.* WRRRRYYYY!
Koneko: ...Is that all you can do?
*Returns to normal* It's either that, being mean to people, or blackmail. And I don't have any of the former.
Riri: Let's just get to the blog...
Head
Hair: Koneko's hair is short, in a sort of bob-like cut. Though her sides are pretty long, reaching her small chest.
Koneko: Barely two sentences in and you're already insulting my chest. You really are Issei, aren't you...
Riri: Hey, it's not like he called it "lackluster" or "terrible" or something!
Thank you Riri. Anyway, Koneko also has air-flap type bangs on the sides. Going on to color, her hair is a whitish grey. I do like her hair color, white is one of my favorite lighter colors. She also wears two cat-themed clips, one on each side of her head. Finally she occasionally wears or has cat ears, being that she's a Nekomata. They're pretty cute I think.
Grade: B-
Eyes: Unfortunately, despite being a white-haired emotionless girl I'm not sure that Koneko fits her golden eyes. Or maybe I'm starting to dislike them more over red eyes, I'm not sure. Anyway, I'm not fond of her eye color. She does have a tsurime though, and being emotionless certainly helps. As well as being well-done in general. I've also heard that her eyes become more cat-like as the series continues on (in the Light Novels, at least). I can't say that I'm a fan. Also it's unfortunate that she doesn't wear glasses as then she'd be a meganekko Koneko xD.
Grade: C+
Face: Koneko's face is probably her best feature, though that's not saying TOO much. The faces in DxD (and Daimidaler, it's spiritual successor) are pretty dull. There are a few that look alright, but others look so alike that it would be hard to tell without seeing the girl's hair. It's not a terrible thing, I do like the simple features and Koneko is still emotionless and thus pretty nice-looking, but do look out for it. It seems that TNK is trying to be KyoAni with their reusable faces!
Grade: B
Riri: Though of course, they're the opposite of KyoAni due to shoving as much perversion into a single episode that they can.
Koneko: Speaking of perversion, Topaz had better not say anything terrible during the NEXT part...
*Gulp*
Body
Build: Koneko is 138 cm tall and 31 kg. Her measurements are 67-57-73. As you can see, it's obvious that she's the token "loli" of the group.
*Koneko kicks Topaz's face to the ground. He takes 10 damage.*
What was that for?
Koneko: I told you not to say anything terrible during this part.
Calling you a loli isn't a cause for alarm! It's just what you are! It's not like I'm just calling you that because of your flat chest either. You're over 20 cm shorter than the next girl, and Asia herself is nearly 10-20 cm shorter than the rest of the main cast! And, as you readers can see, Koneko is self conscious about her size. Considering that DxD is the epitome of breast service only final destination it's not surprising.
That's not to say that Koneko's body is terrible of course. If you're into lolis she does have a fine slender body. Not only that, but as you can see by her measurements that her butt IS bigger than her chest. As such she's treated as a "butt girl" (it seems a lot of flat girls are), and has a particularly hypnotizing moment during the first season's ED. Sadly she seemed to slack during the second season, though she wasn't the only terrible thing about it...
As far as physical strength goes, Koneko is one of the strongest on her team and as a Rook is skilled at hand-to-hand combat. Though fortunately she's not too muscular, even if it does make her legs look thin. Oh, and there's also her Shirone mode, but the less we speak about it the better.
Koneko: Hmm? You dislike my Shirone mode? I would have thought a PERVERT like you would like the useless flab on my body after that.
Lolis should remain lolis. Busty girls should remain busty. Thus the natural order of things is preserved! Plus I won't count it as I haven't actually seen it, the anime is nowhere near that far.
Grade: C
Breasts:
*Just as Topaz stands up Koneko kicks him across the floor yet again. Topaz takes 25 damage yet again. He finally stands up on the other side of the room and marches up to Koneko.*
Hey, I didn't even say anything this time!
Riri: A-are you alright?
I'm fine, thanks for worrying about me. *turns back towards Koneko* You can't just beat me up, the fight hasn't started!
Koneko: Isn't it obvious? You're going to bemoan and comment on me BARELY having a chest. I might as well kill you now and spare me the trouble. Now, PREPARE TO DIE!
*Koneko leaps into the air to crush Topaz with a flying punch, splitting the floor where he... was.*
Koneko: ..This isn't the time for games, Topaz.
???: Thou art correct.
???: It's the time to talk about breasts, isn't it?
That's right you two...
Riri: What? Whose that there with you?
*As the dust clears, Topaz is standing there with Chizuru and Himari, two busty dark-haired animal girls.*
Chizuru: And I bet you'd much rather talk about my big melons, wouldn't you Topaz? *marshmallows and flusters him*
Himari: Hark, do not fall for this vixen's antics, Topaz-sama. Is my bosom not equally beautiful? *marshmallows him as well.*
H-hey, this isn't the time for this!
Riri: That's r-right, take your breasts off Topaz this instant!
Koneko: This certainly reminds me of my home world and its accursed Issei...
*Himari and Chizuru release Topaz.*
Himari: So thou doth be the one who has wounded my master to such an extent.
Chizuru: Do know that we don't take kindly to those who wound the cute Topaz!
Any way I could finish this area before the blog takes too long?
Koneko: Fine, say your dumb insults, but as soon as you're done I want answers.
Sounds like a deal. Though if you're expecting insults towards YOU you're going to have to look elsewhere. Now, on one hand Koneko IS mostly flat (a 67 cm chest would show that), but I imagine that it's EVEN WORSE for her. Why? Because DxD forces her to be TRAPPED in an oppai nightmare. Seriously, only the introduction arc doesn't have "oppai" or something in the title. It's a TERRIBLE series that revolves far too much around girl's breasts. Heck, at one point the guy is worried about the whole world being halved and even mentions Koneko's barely-there chest getting smaller as if the rest of her wasn't going to be effected. Overall I'm not surprised that she has such a complex, what with things like Issei bringing up the boob-fruit to give her larger breasts in the first OVA. That said, when in Shirone mode she IS busty but as I said earlier that's a TERRIBLE effect and it shows how obsessed DxD is with breasts. Even the loli and the secondary MALE lead gained breasts at times through the story. I'm surprised (and slightly disappointed) that the trap didn't as well!
Overall, I feel great pity for Koneko, but I'm also not going to give her a great score either.
Grade: D
Koneko: I knew it, you're just like all the rest and obsessed with huge breasts!
There's a great many people who like small breasts, but to those people I'd say they should avoid your series.
Riri: If only your friend knew what would happen... Speaking of which, this sounds like one of his rants.
N-no? I was possibly influenced by his words, but do know that this is my feelings as well.
Himari: Do not forget, as my ally Shizuku has said, all good harems require a beautiful loli girl such as thyself.
Chizuru: That is true... Hey, if you were a wolf girl I could mistake you for Nozomu! She's a slender emotionless girl with white hair as well!
Koneko: Enough from you two! I don't need your sympathy! Besides, how did you two get here so fast?
I summoned them. And one more, but I have her out patrolling.
Riri: Wait, when did you summon them?
Before entering this warehouse.
Riri: EH? That's why you went behind the building? I thought you just had nature calling!
Kinda makes you think I knew this was a trick the whole time...
Himari: Fufufufu My master is not as careless as he may seem.
Chizuru: While we're distracting her, you can finish your blog!
Great idea, Chizuru!
Clothes: Koneko actually has a pretty varied clothing choice. The uniform, while different, doesn't cater to her looks. It consists of a white blouse with vertical stripes, a black bowtie/ribbon cross on the neck, a dark purple corset (no doubt catering to the bustier members of the cast more), and a pink-ish frilled skirt perfect for hiding buttshots. Sadly this outfit is just ASKING for pantyhose or at least thigh-highs, but sadly she only wears socks that aren't even knee-high. She's also worn a school swimsuit (as she should) as well as a kimono. During a fight in the first season she wears a gym uniform with a blue buruma. The last three in particular look great on her, and on lolis in general. There's also the ED outfits such as a cat bikini (with a thong) or the stripper outfit in the first ED (though at least she has thighhighs in that). If you include the card game, which I'm not, there's even more outfits. Both in "normal" and "destroyed" mode because DxD.
Grade: B-
==Meanwhile==
*In the hallways, two busty ninjas meet.*
???: I see. So Topaz was correct in thinking that there wasn't just one girl laying in wait for him.
???: ...Yes. *attempts to slash the busty fox girl with her knife. She avoids easily.*
???: Hey, we haven't even introduced ourselves. I'm Yukikaze, and you are?
???: ... A name is unimportant... *continues to attack.*
Yukikaze: Hey, you're being rude!
???: You are the one disrespecting ninjitsu, what with your bright colors... *licks knife*
Yukikaze: That's gross, and a good way to cut yourself...
???: I am a professional. And do not insult my former master's weapon by calling it "gross". Though I do suppose that I use it quite a bit for missions. Catnip gave me THIS knife, so I think she wanted me to use it...
*The mysterious green-haired ninja pulls out another knife, sheathing the previous one.*
???: I sacrifice myself to the will of evil...
*She lurches over to Yukikaze, as if controlled by an outside source. Her knife creates black gas before attacking.*
Yukikaze: YAAAA!
*Yukikaze disappears.*
???: ...Effective.
==Back to Topaz==
*Chizuru uses her fox flames to keep Koneko at bay while Himari uses breaks between the fireballs to defend her companion. Both sides are fighting their hardest, but Topaz's summons continue to have the upper hand, nearly destroying Koneko's clothing yet keeping her PG-13.*
Mind
Personality: Originally Koneko was supposed to be the quiet yet cold emotionless girl stereotype, but along the way she became bitter and near-abusive. Not in the sexy way either, more like she'll insult Issei for no reason and would even reveal his powers to an opponent because they're sexual in nature. She SAYS that she respects him but I don't buy that. I do like the quiet, cold types but not Koneko.
The reason behind this personality is due to her losing her parents and former master, but I think sad pasts for KDEG characters are overdone a bit. It does seem that she at least gets over it, but that just makes her personality overhauled. Or so I hear, as again the anime never got this far. Anyway, it seems she becomes much more catlike in the 6th book or so. Fitting as she was a Nekomata or Nekoshou named "Shirone" before making a deal to become a demon. As such, she became a Rook and is incredibly strong despite her petite figure.
Ayana Taketatsu is a great voice for lolis (and some other girls, no less), so she does a good job with Koneko. It's just that Koneko is a horrible girl that makes her bad. And the less we talk about the English dub the better...
Grade: C
Libido: If you couldn't tell already, Koneko is VERY against perversion. Of course, Issei isn't exactly the best harem lead either, but that doesn't explain her frequent acts of violence. She even revealed his strongest ability in the second season because it was perverse (as said previously). That said this might get better as the series goes on. In the eleventh volume her cat side seems to go into heat and she likes to sit on Issei's lap. She also suggests using sex as a way to save him (her powers of Senjutsu seems to have increased healing properties during this). Also, due to the two being around each other a lot I'd imagine that Gasper and Koneko might be considered a couple, but that's a weak pair.
Grade: D+
Age: Technically Koneko seems to be between 15 and 16, but her actual age is unknown. She's an unaging lolidemon, after all, and before that she was a nekomata. It's hard to give her age, I guess, what with TWO long-living parts of her. Her birthday seems to be November 23rd, at least.
Grade: B-
Total Grades: 50
Average score: 5.6
Final Grade: C+
Koneko: So that's my final score then? I suspected that it would be lower.
*Topaz turns to see Chizuru and Himari holding Koneko, her body badly damaged from the fight.*
I'm a lot nicer than Zettai, though I imagine he'd like your body more.
Koneko: He sounds like a pervert too.
Chizuru: Ohohoho, too bad you'll never be able to meet him! You're already defeated!
???: I wouldn't speak so soon!
*Suddenly a giant serpent made of knifes appears and strikes Chizuru. Himari releases Koneko as she dodges away. Chizuru disappears instantly.*
WAIT, what just happened?
*The green-haired ninja finally reveals herself from the shadows.*
H-HIKAGE! What are you doing on their side?
Hikage: ...It's just a paycheck, nothing more.
But what happened to Yukikaze?
Hikage: ...Eliminated.
Koneko: I have a feeling there was some sort of theme to the girls you summoned today, but I can't put my finger on it. But no matter, Hikage will slay you!
*Hikage rushes toward Topaz, knife positioned to strike him. Himari fortunately blocks the knife with her sword with a loud clang.*
Himari: Thine blade is insignificant toward a masterpiece such as mine.
Hikage: I didn't miss... I merely struck the wrong target...
Himari: Eh? *starts to disappear, starting from where the sword hit the knife.* M-master! What's happening to m-....
*Himari is silenced as she becomes unsummoned.*
W-what's that?
Koneko: I figured you'd recognize this knife. It's the same one that Asakura used to stab you in the heart. It seems that the summoning-binding also works as a summon-canceller. It's fortunate that Quattro created such a device and that Catnip was able to get a hold of it.
Not for me!
Koneko: Don't worry, I'll turn into my Shirone mode so you have SOMETHING to gawk at. You'd be killed by two busty girls, isn't that your dream?
Hikage: ...But first...
*Hikage slashes Topaz in the torso. It's a non-fatal wound that only dealt 15 damage, but the gash throbs with magic and cancels his summoning magic.*
Nooo! I liked that shirt!
Koneko: Heh, clothing damage. That's something that destroys my partner's health though I doubt yours.
Hikage: Hey...
Koneko: I don't care about you and your perverse attacks and ninjitsu armor that makes you weaker the less you wear! Besides, it's not like Topaz is going to live much longer to take advantage of that.
I'd prefer to live longer!
Koneko: No matter, it's now time for me to trans-
*Before Koneko can power up, a demon Ririchiyo jumpkicks her through a window, smashing the glass against the hellcat.*
Riri: Don't forget that I'm still here! You're not turning into a gross flabby girl while I'm still a beautiful loli! In fact it doesn't look like transforming again for some time.
*Koneko, with the fall and the previous damage seems to be knocked out. Topaz shouts from inside.*
Riri! Go put her someplace secure and send help!
Riri: A-Alright.... Hup! *Places Koneko's body on her shoulders and runs off.*
*Topaz turns to Hikage.*
Hikage: So it's just you and me now. Perfect. *Licks her knife*
I can't believe that we got invited to an all-meganekko cruise for the week, Riri! All we had to was come to this abandoned warehouse without telling anyone!
Riri: I still can't believe you fell for such an obvious trap...
It can't be a trap, Riri. It says on this invite "This is definitely not a trap. Do no be worried." so we shouldn't have any trouble!
Riri: *sighs and facepalms* (Sometimes Topaz, you're an idiot...).
But I wonder where all the beautiful meganekkos are. We're not too early, right?
???: No, you're just in time... to be PUNCHED!
*Suddenly a white-haired loli jumps out from the shadows and punches Topaz. He is sent flying and takes 20 damage. *
That was uncalled for...
Riri: I think that she DID call her attack, at least. Plus I TOLD you this was a trap! And not the kind you sometimes blog about!
...Are you sure?
*The mysterious white-haired loli kicks Topaz, sending him skidding across the floor. Topaz takes 25 damage.*
Riri: TOPAZ!
Just had to be sure.
Riri: I TOLD you we shouldn't come!
*Topaz wipes the blood from his lips* Oh, I had figured that this was a trap. Isn't it, PATCHEBEL?
????: Who is that?
Er, Aundae then? No, wait, I figured out that's Yurika... Who are you?
I was called "Rice", but now that I have confronted you I can shed this foolish facade...
*Rice throws off her cloak.*
GASP! KONEKO TOUJOU! Truly you are a fiend! But I wouldn't suspect Patchebel to recruit you....
Koneko: Who is this "Patchebel" you keep mentioning? The one I work for is Catnip.
All these code names confuse me. Why can't girls just call themselves by their actual names?
Riri: That would spoil epic surprises.
Good point. So why does this "Catnip" girl want me to stop my blogs?
Koneko: She wants you to stop being so perverted towards girls. That's a cause I support.
But there's nothing wrong with perverse guys. Well, okay, so your idiotic lead I can see as he's only interested in breasts, but that's no reason to threaten Porn destruction!
Koneko: But it objectifies women! It must be stopped!
What about all the yaoi fangirls that keep trying to shove guy on guy down the throats of others?
Koneko: Obviously that's alright. Doesn't objectify women one bit!
Riri: Well, at least some part of your collection is safe then...
*Topaz darts his eyes back and forth* I have no idea what you're talking about, Riri...
Riri: Yeah, that one box marked "Super Secret Stash". Like that one by Nemu-ooph!
*Topaz covers Ririchiyo's mouth before she can say any more.*
It might be April, but I can only authorize that I like that type of thing at the start of the month....
Koneko: Enough of this, I've got to fulfill my mission. Let's fight!
A-alright... But first, let me do my blog on you!
Koneko:... Fine.
At least you're allowing me that much. Now, if it wasn't apparent...
Riri: Quick, do something to protect yourself!
I guess I could use my Imprint ability...
*Energy flows into Topaz as visions of Masuzu enter his mind*
(Image of Masuzu placeholder)
Riri: This site really needs to repair the images. This blog looks so empty without them...
Well then Koneko, take THIS! *Topaz takes a Jojo-esque pose, complete with the in-his-opinion terrible artwork.* WRRRRYYYY!
Koneko: ...Is that all you can do?
*Returns to normal* It's either that, being mean to people, or blackmail. And I don't have any of the former.
Riri: Let's just get to the blog...
Head
Hair: Koneko's hair is short, in a sort of bob-like cut. Though her sides are pretty long, reaching her small chest.
Koneko: Barely two sentences in and you're already insulting my chest. You really are Issei, aren't you...
Riri: Hey, it's not like he called it "lackluster" or "terrible" or something!
Thank you Riri. Anyway, Koneko also has air-flap type bangs on the sides. Going on to color, her hair is a whitish grey. I do like her hair color, white is one of my favorite lighter colors. She also wears two cat-themed clips, one on each side of her head. Finally she occasionally wears or has cat ears, being that she's a Nekomata. They're pretty cute I think.
Grade: B-
Eyes: Unfortunately, despite being a white-haired emotionless girl I'm not sure that Koneko fits her golden eyes. Or maybe I'm starting to dislike them more over red eyes, I'm not sure. Anyway, I'm not fond of her eye color. She does have a tsurime though, and being emotionless certainly helps. As well as being well-done in general. I've also heard that her eyes become more cat-like as the series continues on (in the Light Novels, at least). I can't say that I'm a fan. Also it's unfortunate that she doesn't wear glasses as then she'd be a meganekko Koneko xD.
Grade: C+
Face: Koneko's face is probably her best feature, though that's not saying TOO much. The faces in DxD (and Daimidaler, it's spiritual successor) are pretty dull. There are a few that look alright, but others look so alike that it would be hard to tell without seeing the girl's hair. It's not a terrible thing, I do like the simple features and Koneko is still emotionless and thus pretty nice-looking, but do look out for it. It seems that TNK is trying to be KyoAni with their reusable faces!
Grade: B
Riri: Though of course, they're the opposite of KyoAni due to shoving as much perversion into a single episode that they can.
Koneko: Speaking of perversion, Topaz had better not say anything terrible during the NEXT part...
*Gulp*
Body
Build: Koneko is 138 cm tall and 31 kg. Her measurements are 67-57-73. As you can see, it's obvious that she's the token "loli" of the group.
*Koneko kicks Topaz's face to the ground. He takes 10 damage.*
What was that for?
Koneko: I told you not to say anything terrible during this part.
Calling you a loli isn't a cause for alarm! It's just what you are! It's not like I'm just calling you that because of your flat chest either. You're over 20 cm shorter than the next girl, and Asia herself is nearly 10-20 cm shorter than the rest of the main cast! And, as you readers can see, Koneko is self conscious about her size. Considering that DxD is the epitome of breast service only final destination it's not surprising.
That's not to say that Koneko's body is terrible of course. If you're into lolis she does have a fine slender body. Not only that, but as you can see by her measurements that her butt IS bigger than her chest. As such she's treated as a "butt girl" (it seems a lot of flat girls are), and has a particularly hypnotizing moment during the first season's ED. Sadly she seemed to slack during the second season, though she wasn't the only terrible thing about it...
As far as physical strength goes, Koneko is one of the strongest on her team and as a Rook is skilled at hand-to-hand combat. Though fortunately she's not too muscular, even if it does make her legs look thin. Oh, and there's also her Shirone mode, but the less we speak about it the better.
Koneko: Hmm? You dislike my Shirone mode? I would have thought a PERVERT like you would like the useless flab on my body after that.
Lolis should remain lolis. Busty girls should remain busty. Thus the natural order of things is preserved! Plus I won't count it as I haven't actually seen it, the anime is nowhere near that far.
Grade: C
Breasts:
*Just as Topaz stands up Koneko kicks him across the floor yet again. Topaz takes 25 damage yet again. He finally stands up on the other side of the room and marches up to Koneko.*
Hey, I didn't even say anything this time!
Riri: A-are you alright?
I'm fine, thanks for worrying about me. *turns back towards Koneko* You can't just beat me up, the fight hasn't started!
Koneko: Isn't it obvious? You're going to bemoan and comment on me BARELY having a chest. I might as well kill you now and spare me the trouble. Now, PREPARE TO DIE!
*Koneko leaps into the air to crush Topaz with a flying punch, splitting the floor where he... was.*
Koneko: ..This isn't the time for games, Topaz.
???: Thou art correct.
???: It's the time to talk about breasts, isn't it?
That's right you two...
Riri: What? Whose that there with you?
*As the dust clears, Topaz is standing there with Chizuru and Himari, two busty dark-haired animal girls.*
Chizuru: And I bet you'd much rather talk about my big melons, wouldn't you Topaz? *marshmallows and flusters him*
Himari: Hark, do not fall for this vixen's antics, Topaz-sama. Is my bosom not equally beautiful? *marshmallows him as well.*
H-hey, this isn't the time for this!
Riri: That's r-right, take your breasts off Topaz this instant!
Koneko: This certainly reminds me of my home world and its accursed Issei...
*Himari and Chizuru release Topaz.*
Himari: So thou doth be the one who has wounded my master to such an extent.
Chizuru: Do know that we don't take kindly to those who wound the cute Topaz!
Any way I could finish this area before the blog takes too long?
Koneko: Fine, say your dumb insults, but as soon as you're done I want answers.
Sounds like a deal. Though if you're expecting insults towards YOU you're going to have to look elsewhere. Now, on one hand Koneko IS mostly flat (a 67 cm chest would show that), but I imagine that it's EVEN WORSE for her. Why? Because DxD forces her to be TRAPPED in an oppai nightmare. Seriously, only the introduction arc doesn't have "oppai" or something in the title. It's a TERRIBLE series that revolves far too much around girl's breasts. Heck, at one point the guy is worried about the whole world being halved and even mentions Koneko's barely-there chest getting smaller as if the rest of her wasn't going to be effected. Overall I'm not surprised that she has such a complex, what with things like Issei bringing up the boob-fruit to give her larger breasts in the first OVA. That said, when in Shirone mode she IS busty but as I said earlier that's a TERRIBLE effect and it shows how obsessed DxD is with breasts. Even the loli and the secondary MALE lead gained breasts at times through the story. I'm surprised (and slightly disappointed) that the trap didn't as well!
Overall, I feel great pity for Koneko, but I'm also not going to give her a great score either.
Grade: D
Koneko: I knew it, you're just like all the rest and obsessed with huge breasts!
There's a great many people who like small breasts, but to those people I'd say they should avoid your series.
Riri: If only your friend knew what would happen... Speaking of which, this sounds like one of his rants.
N-no? I was possibly influenced by his words, but do know that this is my feelings as well.
Himari: Do not forget, as my ally Shizuku has said, all good harems require a beautiful loli girl such as thyself.
Chizuru: That is true... Hey, if you were a wolf girl I could mistake you for Nozomu! She's a slender emotionless girl with white hair as well!
Koneko: Enough from you two! I don't need your sympathy! Besides, how did you two get here so fast?
I summoned them. And one more, but I have her out patrolling.
Riri: Wait, when did you summon them?
Before entering this warehouse.
Riri: EH? That's why you went behind the building? I thought you just had nature calling!
Kinda makes you think I knew this was a trick the whole time...
Himari: Fufufufu My master is not as careless as he may seem.
Chizuru: While we're distracting her, you can finish your blog!
Great idea, Chizuru!
Clothes: Koneko actually has a pretty varied clothing choice. The uniform, while different, doesn't cater to her looks. It consists of a white blouse with vertical stripes, a black bowtie/ribbon cross on the neck, a dark purple corset (no doubt catering to the bustier members of the cast more), and a pink-ish frilled skirt perfect for hiding buttshots. Sadly this outfit is just ASKING for pantyhose or at least thigh-highs, but sadly she only wears socks that aren't even knee-high. She's also worn a school swimsuit (as she should) as well as a kimono. During a fight in the first season she wears a gym uniform with a blue buruma. The last three in particular look great on her, and on lolis in general. There's also the ED outfits such as a cat bikini (with a thong) or the stripper outfit in the first ED (though at least she has thighhighs in that). If you include the card game, which I'm not, there's even more outfits. Both in "normal" and "destroyed" mode because DxD.
Grade: B-
==Meanwhile==
*In the hallways, two busty ninjas meet.*
???: I see. So Topaz was correct in thinking that there wasn't just one girl laying in wait for him.
???: ...Yes. *attempts to slash the busty fox girl with her knife. She avoids easily.*
???: Hey, we haven't even introduced ourselves. I'm Yukikaze, and you are?
???: ... A name is unimportant... *continues to attack.*
Yukikaze: Hey, you're being rude!
???: You are the one disrespecting ninjitsu, what with your bright colors... *licks knife*
Yukikaze: That's gross, and a good way to cut yourself...
???: I am a professional. And do not insult my former master's weapon by calling it "gross". Though I do suppose that I use it quite a bit for missions. Catnip gave me THIS knife, so I think she wanted me to use it...
*The mysterious green-haired ninja pulls out another knife, sheathing the previous one.*
???: I sacrifice myself to the will of evil...
*She lurches over to Yukikaze, as if controlled by an outside source. Her knife creates black gas before attacking.*
Yukikaze: YAAAA!
*Yukikaze disappears.*
???: ...Effective.
==Back to Topaz==
*Chizuru uses her fox flames to keep Koneko at bay while Himari uses breaks between the fireballs to defend her companion. Both sides are fighting their hardest, but Topaz's summons continue to have the upper hand, nearly destroying Koneko's clothing yet keeping her PG-13.*
Mind
Personality: Originally Koneko was supposed to be the quiet yet cold emotionless girl stereotype, but along the way she became bitter and near-abusive. Not in the sexy way either, more like she'll insult Issei for no reason and would even reveal his powers to an opponent because they're sexual in nature. She SAYS that she respects him but I don't buy that. I do like the quiet, cold types but not Koneko.
The reason behind this personality is due to her losing her parents and former master, but I think sad pasts for KDEG characters are overdone a bit. It does seem that she at least gets over it, but that just makes her personality overhauled. Or so I hear, as again the anime never got this far. Anyway, it seems she becomes much more catlike in the 6th book or so. Fitting as she was a Nekomata or Nekoshou named "Shirone" before making a deal to become a demon. As such, she became a Rook and is incredibly strong despite her petite figure.
Ayana Taketatsu is a great voice for lolis (and some other girls, no less), so she does a good job with Koneko. It's just that Koneko is a horrible girl that makes her bad. And the less we talk about the English dub the better...
Grade: C
Libido: If you couldn't tell already, Koneko is VERY against perversion. Of course, Issei isn't exactly the best harem lead either, but that doesn't explain her frequent acts of violence. She even revealed his strongest ability in the second season because it was perverse (as said previously). That said this might get better as the series goes on. In the eleventh volume her cat side seems to go into heat and she likes to sit on Issei's lap. She also suggests using sex as a way to save him (her powers of Senjutsu seems to have increased healing properties during this). Also, due to the two being around each other a lot I'd imagine that Gasper and Koneko might be considered a couple, but that's a weak pair.
Grade: D+
Age: Technically Koneko seems to be between 15 and 16, but her actual age is unknown. She's an unaging lolidemon, after all, and before that she was a nekomata. It's hard to give her age, I guess, what with TWO long-living parts of her. Her birthday seems to be November 23rd, at least.
Grade: B-
Total Grades: 50
Average score: 5.6
Final Grade: C+
Koneko: So that's my final score then? I suspected that it would be lower.
*Topaz turns to see Chizuru and Himari holding Koneko, her body badly damaged from the fight.*
I'm a lot nicer than Zettai, though I imagine he'd like your body more.
Koneko: He sounds like a pervert too.
Chizuru: Ohohoho, too bad you'll never be able to meet him! You're already defeated!
???: I wouldn't speak so soon!
*Suddenly a giant serpent made of knifes appears and strikes Chizuru. Himari releases Koneko as she dodges away. Chizuru disappears instantly.*
WAIT, what just happened?
*The green-haired ninja finally reveals herself from the shadows.*
H-HIKAGE! What are you doing on their side?
Hikage: ...It's just a paycheck, nothing more.
But what happened to Yukikaze?
Hikage: ...Eliminated.
Koneko: I have a feeling there was some sort of theme to the girls you summoned today, but I can't put my finger on it. But no matter, Hikage will slay you!
*Hikage rushes toward Topaz, knife positioned to strike him. Himari fortunately blocks the knife with her sword with a loud clang.*
Himari: Thine blade is insignificant toward a masterpiece such as mine.
Hikage: I didn't miss... I merely struck the wrong target...
Himari: Eh? *starts to disappear, starting from where the sword hit the knife.* M-master! What's happening to m-....
*Himari is silenced as she becomes unsummoned.*
W-what's that?
Koneko: I figured you'd recognize this knife. It's the same one that Asakura used to stab you in the heart. It seems that the summoning-binding also works as a summon-canceller. It's fortunate that Quattro created such a device and that Catnip was able to get a hold of it.
Not for me!
Koneko: Don't worry, I'll turn into my Shirone mode so you have SOMETHING to gawk at. You'd be killed by two busty girls, isn't that your dream?
Hikage: ...But first...
*Hikage slashes Topaz in the torso. It's a non-fatal wound that only dealt 15 damage, but the gash throbs with magic and cancels his summoning magic.*
Nooo! I liked that shirt!
Koneko: Heh, clothing damage. That's something that destroys my partner's health though I doubt yours.
Hikage: Hey...
Koneko: I don't care about you and your perverse attacks and ninjitsu armor that makes you weaker the less you wear! Besides, it's not like Topaz is going to live much longer to take advantage of that.
I'd prefer to live longer!
Koneko: No matter, it's now time for me to trans-
*Before Koneko can power up, a demon Ririchiyo jumpkicks her through a window, smashing the glass against the hellcat.*
Riri: Don't forget that I'm still here! You're not turning into a gross flabby girl while I'm still a beautiful loli! In fact it doesn't look like transforming again for some time.
*Koneko, with the fall and the previous damage seems to be knocked out. Topaz shouts from inside.*
Riri! Go put her someplace secure and send help!
Riri: A-Alright.... Hup! *Places Koneko's body on her shoulders and runs off.*
*Topaz turns to Hikage.*
Hikage: So it's just you and me now. Perfect. *Licks her knife*
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