emperortopaz's Blog

Mar 6, 2014 11:53 AM
Anime Relations: Senki Zesshou Symphogear, Senki Zesshou Symphogear G
This is the Two-hundred-and-seventy-fifth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

*A mysterious hooded female approaches Topaz's house. She's also carrying a black umbrella.*

Aundae: Fwahaha! I have arrived, and it's time to use these freeze-dried creatures! Now, let's see... "Add water, then run for cover. These creatures cannot be controlled." Sounds dangerous!

*Aundae adds water to the creatures and, as they bubble to life she runs behind Topaz's house.*

*Inside Topaz and Ririchiyo are having a lovely breakfast. While sipping from a cup Topaz flips through pages.*

Riri: What did I tell you about reading at the table?

Sorry, sometimes I get distracted if I take time out to read. It's not my fault that some girl wrote an eight page apology about using my back as a chair last week. If anything I should be thanking her.

Riri: Harumph *flips hair* No doubt it's from one of those perverts you like to blog about.

It was YOU, Riri...

Riri: *blushes* Oh... *looks to the side* I-It was just to practice my calligraphy, alright! (I-I just like writing to you Topaz. Why can't I just admit it!)

If you REALLY want to practice calligraphy, you should put a pen between your buttcheeks and-

*Riri throws a piece of fruit at Topaz's head, striking him in the forehead and knocking him out of his chair.*

Riri: Who do you think you are, your big friend?!? (Th-though if you ask politely I might- NO! Stop thinking perverse thoughts, Ririchiyo!) *shakes head*

*As Topaz is getting back into his chair, a loud sound from the kitchen which knocks him back down.*

Riri: Ehhh? What was that?

*Topaz struggles to get back on his feet.* It sounds like something happened in the kitchen! Quick, let's investigate this awful din!

Riri: Don't you watch horror films? It's never anything good! (and really, who calls it an "awful din" anymore?)

I suppose that is true, but we'd better take a look anyway!

*Topaz and Riri enter the kitchen. There they see amoeba-like creatures destroying everything.*

Man, and I just got everything where I wanted after Dokuro attacked that one time! Looks like a bad week for me to give up eating desserts...

*Topaz's words attract the attention of the creatures and they turn towards him and Riri.*

Riri: Good job, now those things will come and turn us to dust!

Don't worry I'll- Wait, how do you know that?

Riri: We watched the show together l-like we do a lot! *blushes*

Of course, I'm just surprised that you were the one giving the exposition. But anyway, I'll summon the perfect girl for this situation!

*Topaz creates a magic circle at his feet and suddenly a curvy girl in red armor appears.*

*Meanwhile, watching through a window.*

Aundae: Nooo! I forgot to use Patchebel's song! It slipped my mind that he could just SUMMON a girl! There's got to be something to let me... *Notices an open window with a vulnerable-looking laptop.* Aha!

*Back to Topaz and others.*

Mysterious girl: What ya want?

*Riri sighs* Why couldn't it be that one Shiribe loli. Though I guess I shouldn't complain, he'd get us confused... (Also I don't want to give up my position of Topaz's assistant).

Mysterious girl: Hey, you're the ones who summoned me. Don't ya know who I am? I'm...

Oh, we do know, Chris. And you're thinking of the other blogger.

Chris: Oh? I don't need to introduce myself? That's good. Tsubasa said I might have to be blogged on sometime. Hopefully this don't mean that I have to do silly butt stuff either.

Riri: Yeah, that's pretty exclusive to Topaz's big friend.

Though I wouldn't be unhappy if you were to do something...

*Ririchiyo slaps Topaz.*

Riri: Anyway, do you think you can take care of this Noise?

Chris: Can I take care of Noise? Do ya even know who you're talking to? Now stand back! *Crossbows emerge from each hand.*

Wait, before we do, can I have permission to talk about you?

*Chris blasts a nearby Noise.*

Chris: Of COURSE ya can. Now get outta here!

*After Riri and Topaz leave, Chris's crossbows become doubled barreled machine guns.*

Chris: Now if a dance is what ya want, you'll get a dance!

BILLION MAIDEN


*Chris's machine guns fire rapidly, easily cutting down the approaching Noise. She even flips one on its back and fires directly into its "face".*

*Meanwhile, Riri and Topaz reach his room.*

Hey... I had my laptop right here. Without that I'll have difficulty doing my blog!

Riri: Don't you still have your game-internet-thing?

That will take awhile though, but I guess that's the last resort...

*Topaz gets out his handheld and starts pointing out each letter.*



*More Noise continue to come through the kitchen walls.*

Chris: *pant pant* You're just not giving up, are you? Well then, take THIS!

*Missiles open up on the sides of Chris's hips, and she fires them at the enemies.*

MEGADETH PARTY


*Massive explosions*

Head
Hair: Chris's hair is a pale purple color. It could also be considered a near-white or silver color as well. Now, at first glance you might expect me to dislike her hair otherwise, being that it looks short and boring. While you're somewhat right, you don't have the full picture. You see, Chris has two sets of very long, thin twintails, giving the impression that she has short hair. And yes, that means she has four twintails, but I'd consider it as two separate sets on each side of her head. Her hair actually reaches her SHINS it's so long. Occasionally she'll wear decorations at the "base" of her twintails as well. Unfortunately this doesn't save her completely, but it's a nice start and I'd like to see her hair down more often. Other things I should mention is that her bangs form a sort of reverse-teardrop shape with how they cross slightly and that she seems to have an ahoge, maybe.
She has an official art image with a nice hat as well. However, she's far more well-known for her Symphogear headgear. And "headgear" is a good way to describe it; it might just be what my school colors were but it reminds me of a wrestling helmet mixed with a medieval or fantasy helmet. Not that I dislike it, it's just odd to describe.
Grade: B

Eyes: Chris also has purple eyes, and they are unarguably purple. They're much darker than her hair after all, and purple is one of my favorite eye colors so perfect there. They're also really nice shape-wise, being somewhat hexagonal with a nice slope in the middle (considering what she was like in the first season it's not surprising). Her eyes look deep and clear as well, like two nice amethysts or something. She has some eyelashes but nothing too distracting. In the second season she seems softer and cuter as well, though this doesn't mean that she loses a lot of her charm. Unfortunately, unlike a good amount of the other female villains, Chris doesn't wear glasses as a disguise.
Grade: B

Face: Chris's face has well shaped cheeks and a small nose. Overall really cute for my tastes, not quite puni but close enough for a somewhat-serious show like this. She also has a good-sized mouth and a cute reserved expression. However, she's FAR cuter in the second season. She has more blushing and is happier in general. Not only that, but at one point she's discussing things with Tsubasa at a family restaurant while stuffing her face and her face looks all cute and messy! Seriously, she was practically shoveling it in and it was really cute! I read on a blog "Good god, Chris. Do you not know how to eat people food?" as an insult but it sounded both funny and cute. Kyaaa!
Grade: A-



Body
Build: Chris has a nice hourglass shape. Unfortunately I think the idolmaster girls spoiled me as not only does Chris have no measurements but that does include her height and weight. The former is what I'm more wondering about as she seems to be the shortest of the main three girls. She's about a full forehead shorter than Hibiki and Tsubasa. I've heard people say she's 154 cm tall, but I have nothing to back that up. Getting back to her figure, she's got a good waist but her navel is only about fair. Her butt is pretty nice though, and we get a good look at it when she's naked in the second season. Her arms and legs are merely average and since none of her attacks are melee it's not like she uses a lot of kicks or anything.
However, as good as her body is, and you can imagine what I'm warning about...
Grade: A-

Breasts: Yes, like a lot of other girls I do that warning in Build about, Chris is more well known for her knockers than anything else. They are a really good pair though, being big and perky which is great for my tastes. Though of course I wouldn't say that their focus is great or anything. I enjoy all the bouncy breast shots (but not over the top) she gets, not to mention how her outfits tend to show off her large chest. Again we don't have measurements, but despite her otherwise-small stature she probably has the biggest bust in the cast. The only girls who rival her are Ryouko and Maria from the second season. Oh, and in one official art she's relaxing in a hot spring, though they should have shown off a few more girls as well.
Grade: A

Clothes: Chris wears a lot of different outfits. Her most common outfit in the first season was a red dress with a good amount of visible cleavage (due to being mesh somewhat), thighhighs, and garters. In the second, when she's seen more at school, she wears the uniform which consists of a dark blue-ish plaid skirt, a matching blazer with a white shirt under it, and, most important of all, a red necktie. Obviously, this uniform is my favorite outfit of hers. She also wears a lot of bikinis in official art as well as a kimono and pajamas. There's also one time where she may have been put in a gym uniform to recover in.
Surprisingly Chris wears two different types of Symphogear, the name for the magical girl outfits in this universe. The first one, Nehushtan Armor, is one I'm not fond of. It seems uncomfortable, is a dull color, has shoulder spikes that are cool and crystal but seem blocky, and finally she shows her underboob. I do like underboob at times, like looking up a girls shirt or something, but this flagrant use of it just for style (the rest of her chest is covered) doesn't interest me as much. I much prefer her Ichaival costume, even if it doesn't show off her butt (a black skirt-like part is covering it). However, it's a nice patter of red and black and it reminds me a bit like a mecha sundress, if you can imagine what that looks like. And yes, instead of underboob it shows her cleavage, which is much more preferred as having the fabric on bottom probably gives her a bit more relief rather than her breasts being held in place. And yes, her breasts jiggle during her transformation BANG <3.
Grade: A-

Noise: RAAAAAWWWRRRR!

*A giant Noise appears and tears open Topaz's kitchen's wall. It still even towers over the roof.*

Chris: So YOU'RE the big one. Bet you're the boss too. If you're ready then, take THIS!

MEGADETH FUGA


*Large missiles appear on each of Chris's shoulders, aiming directly at the creature.*

Mind
Personality: Chris seems to be a basic enemy-turned-ally type. She gets fought a few times before joining with the heroes (after being healed from a near-death after a battle as well). She doesn't really trust them or want to team up with them at first. This changes a lot in the second season, where she's more relaxed due to being around others her own age. She even scolds Tsubasa on how she's acting with Hibiki! She also begins seeing music for more than just the destruction it causes. She also had a troubled past, with her parents dying to a Noise attack and she wants to redeem in her own way). She's also a heavy tsundere but in the second season this becomes more of a cutely-awkward type of personality. I really like Chris and, even without her huge cans, she became my favorite character.
As said before, Chris can use multiple Symphogears. Besides the Nehushtan armor she used the Solomon's Cane, a relic used for controlling Noise. Mostly she's seen using her Ichaival (or Ichii-bal as it's sometimes called. I prefer Ichaival as it doesn't sound like something I shouldn't scratch in public xD). In battle she's both a large ham and aggressive, though it makes sense as she's more of a ranged-support character and nukes the entire battlefield rather than focusing on one enemy. Her song style is Rock and, fitting her possibly Anglophone-sounding name, uses a lot of English words. Even the names of her attacks are English, appearing in a metal album-like font. Her attacks are Megadeth Party, Megadeth Quartet, and Billion Maiden, with Giga Zeppelin, Red Hot Blaze , and Queen's Inferno being added for the second season. She can also fire out Reflector Bits as well. That does sort of remind me of Gundam a bit, and especially Billion Maiden could be a nod to the franchise.
Remember Arrester a few weeks back? She had a great voice. I bring it up now as Chris has the same VA (Ayahi Takagaki). I wouldn't say that her voice is perfect, but I do really love her singing voice with Chris. Considering that she sings every time Chris fights we hear it a lot. And hey, any one who can sing with Nana Mizuki and not be overwhelmed by my bias for the latter is a great voice. It's slightly lower than the "average" pitch which is nice. Also, I'm not sure if it's true or I'm just imagining it, but I hear a bit of an accent in her voice. Not like an Osakan or one as pronounced, but more like she overemphasizes some harder consonants, "N"s in particular, which I have no idea why but I really like.
Grade: B

Libido: Chris really doesn't show much outward libido. There's some that say that her tsundere attitude with Tsubasa hints at something, and maybe it does but I'm not so sure. It would be nice, as then Hibiki and Miki could be together, but I try not to ship too hard. There's also people who would like to see her with Genjurou (likely because he's the only major male, at least until the second season) but he's more her guardian than anything else.
Grade: C

Age: Chris is 16 years old, though we do see her in a flashback at age 8. I won't count that, though. She's also going to high school as well, at least in the second season.
Grade: B+

Total Grades: 79
Average score: 8.7
Final Grade: B+

*Multiple explosions shake the house.*

Oh, Chris must be done fighting.

Riri: I still can't find your laptop. I've looked everywhere!

Luckily I don't have any suggestive magazines then.

Riri: No, just manga with big busty women... And speaking of which, what's THIS? *Holds up a yellow-and-black manga with a guy holding a beautiful loli.*

That's a new manga I've started reading. You might like it, it stars a beautiful female lead!

Riri: I know, I'm in it... I'm even on the COVER! *points*

Errr, let's go check on Chris. *escapes.*

Riri: You're not getting away from me that easily! (he-he called me beautiful! Not that I care, of course, but..) *follows*

*Topaz and Ririchiyo make it to the kitchen. The wall is still destroyed but the Noise are as well. Chris looks exhausted and somewhat banged up, but otherwise fine.*

Wow, I wish I could have seen this battle for myself!

Riri: I blame the animation budget...

Whoever is to blame, I hope they're able to pay for the repairs on my house! Also, I see you're alright Chris.

Chris: That's a relief, I was here thinking you were just ignoring me.

With that outfit I'd never be able to ignore you!

Riri: Darn busty girl... mumble mumble.

Don't worry Riri, you're still my assistant. *pats her head.*

Riri: Harumph, I d-don't need condescending head pats from YOU! (fluster fluster fluster fluster!)

Such a cute girl. But thanks for coming and saving us, Chris

Chris: *blushes* N-No problem. I'm just here to defeat the Noise after all. Too bad you didn't watch, hopefully someday in the future you'll be able to see me fight for real!

I would eagerly await that day, but for now it's time to close this week's blog! Maybe next time I'll find my laptop...



Posted by emperortopaz | Mar 6, 2014 11:53 AM | 1 comments
It’s time to ditch the text file.
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