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This is the Two-hundred-and-fifty-ninth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

Previously...


*We join Topaz, Nyarlko, and Emi continuing to travel to the dungeons.*

Nyarlko: Did you see that extra blog on me on Sunday from your other friend?

Yes, and I already talked to him about that.

Nyarlko: Wasn't I beautiful in it, Mahiro?

Yes you were, though you did a very naughty thing that I wasn't expecting.

Nyarlko: Only because I was thinking of you, Mahiro. If you'd only touch me like that! *grabs Topaz's arm and starts rubbing against him.*

Nyarlko! This is too important to have me distracted by your b-body!

Nyarlko: *mouth becomes an upside-down triangle* You know, for saying you love me you sure aren't showing it!

*Emi butts in*

Emi: Now's not the time to be going on about your selfish fantasies, Nyarlko!

Nyarlko: *deep sigh* Fine then...

*The three eventually make it to the dungeon in silence. Once there, they notice the smoke floating out.*

That must be the poison! Quickly, save anyone that you can!

Emi & Nyarlko: RIGHT!

*The three run in and head in separate directions. While the poison clouds make it hard to see, each one does eventually find one of the three "people" inside (two of which were in the same cell.*

*Emi is the first one to exit, carrying a young black-haired boy on her back. This is obviously Rana.*

*Next, Nyarlko exits the dungeon carrying what appears to be another young child. However, their face has no features except for two spirals for eyes.*

Nyarlko: Mahiro still isn't back? I'm worried.

Emi: Don't be. I'm sure he's being a hero like he normally is.

*The two set down the children down in safety.*

*Topaz does eventually exits the dungeon shortly after, carrying a pink-haired nude girl on his back.*

Phew! That's as complicated as a FFII dungeon. At least there weren't any terrible random encounters... Why are you two glaring at me?

Nyarlko: How could you Mahiro! If you wanted a naked girl on your back I'd do it! *begins to undress but is stopped by Emi.*

Emi: Cut that out, but in all seriousness why DO you have a naked girl on your back?

She's naked? In all that smoke I wasn't able to notice. Guess I should have waited for the DVD release...

Nyarlko: Naw, then water droplets would have covered her anyway.

Emi: ...I don't get that joke.

Plus you two told me to grab the biggest figure!

Emi: I thought you were a man and thus stronger! I didn't know that the "biggest figure" would be that... KIND!

*Topaz pushes the unconscious girl further up as she was sliding. Her breasts bounce against his back as her bare buttcheeks jiggle against his hands. Emi scowls at him.*

Emi: A-HEM. I think it's about time you set her down.

Y-yeah, that's a good idea. *sets her down beside the other two, her devil-like tail covering her unmentionables.*

Nyarlko: So what should we do now?

I would like to blog about this girl, but I'd feel bad doing it while she's sleeping... Hey, Nyarlko, wake up that one over there.

Emi: This isn't the time for your shotacon fetishes, the kid will be scarred if he sees a naked body!

Considering he's from Queen's Blade I doubt that... But I actually meant the girl with the spirals for eyes.

Nyarlko: That's a girl?

At least if my sources are correct, even if her gender was retconned.

Emi: So many of your words are foreign to me...

*Nyarlko wakes up the mysterious odd-faced girl.*

????: Ohhh.... Lala-sama. What happened... LALA-SAMA! There's poison all over! W-wait, did you three rescue us? Thank you very much.

Great to hear that Peke. Would you mind dressing Lala for us?

Peke: Of course I will. I can't have Lala-sama staying naked like that and I'm fortunately full of energy!

*Peke equips himself to Lala's body, squeezing her in erotic ways before dressing her similar to a magical girl transformation. Peke becomes her hat, as usual.*

Emi: I'm SO confused right now...

Nyarlko: Oh, this is just like that one manga that used to be in Jump. At least, before it became terrible...

*Lala starts to shake awake.*

Peke: Lala-sama! You've awaken!

Lala: W-what happened? I remember getting thrown into the dungeon but then nothing happened for months before... GASP! Did Maho do something to me?

We found you in the dungeons, and indeed Techie was- wait. Maho?

Lala: Right, Maho! The one I created all those machines for. Maho.

Whoa whoa whoa... You mean to say that Techie DIDN'T make all those machines herself?

Lala: T-Techie? I think I heard some of the other underlings call her something like that, but I knew her from before so I didn't think of calling her that. But indeed, I made many inventions for Maho. When I refused to use them for evil I was put in the dungeons.

That's a LOT of exposition to take in at once. Not only is Techie's name a lie as she's just taking advantage of Lala's kindness, but her true name is MAHO!

Nyarlko: Luckily you'll be facing her next week so this information is only somewhat useful.

Ow, right in the fourth wall. But speaking of weeks and blogs, would you allow me to do one on you today, Lala?

Lala: A... blog? You mean like the one you do on Thursdays and that Guest blogs are due next Wednesday?

That's the one!

Lala: Then I'd love to be the blogged girl of this week!



Lala: Er, you're not reading the manga though.

True enough. Due to that most of my knowledge comes from the anime as well as other sites.

Head
Hair: First off Lala has long flowing hair most of the time. It looks really nice as well, and while there's some occasions where she has them up but it's not common. Though in Darkness (the second series) she'll have her hair in twin holders (of sorts) draped over her shoulders but I prefer her hair to be free. Another thing you'll notice first is that Lala's hair is PINK. Normally I don't like pink hair (it's close to red on my scale) but Lala is one of the few exceptions as I think the color suits her well. Plus she'd look odd if her sisters were pink-haired while she had black or some such (though I guess she could have picked it up from her father but still). And hey, her hair is at least better than theirs! Long story short, I like Lala's pink hair. Also I'll mention that she has an ahoge and when Peke is worn he usually appears as either a huge hat or a pin.
Grade: B+

Eyes: Lala's eyes are green and very rounded. She obviously has a tareme eye style as well, fitting of her ditzy personality. The color of the eyes differs sometimes, but I've heard it called an emerald green shade. I don't mind, I like green eyes (though I do prefer the darker colors) and I think they look nice with her pink hair. I especially like the gradient they gave her on one of the covers as well. She does have eyelashes on the side, but they've gotten smaller in recent works it seems. Overall I think that her eyes are really pretty. I'm not sure if she ever wears glasses or not, there might be odd occasions when she does but none come to mind.
Grade: B

Face: Her face is a great one. Lala has small features (or at least her nose is small) and looks so soft. She definitely has a puni-like look as well, which is another plus in her favor. She's also often smiling as she has a very positive attitude. Looking quick at the manga she seems a bit harsher line-wise but I blame that on Xebec making the characters look slightly softer for the anime. The only minus I see about the anime version is that she's starting to look a bit generic.
Grade: A

Body
Build: Lala has an extremely curvy body. I think the anime softened her up slightly as well, though not too much (and it might just be the differing art styles). Her legs are nice, especially her thighs. Her butt is pretty plump as well, and the occasions where we actually get to see it are great. Since she's an alien (from the planet Deviluke, no less) she also has a demon-like tail. This tail is EXTREMELY sensitive as it's like a second erogenous zone. It can also cover her front as well if needed (as nudity is very common).
Lala's measurements seem to be 89/57/87 and she stands 165 cm tall and is 50.5 kg. She's just BARELY taller than the male lead Rito who is 164.5 cm.
Grade: A

Breasts: As you can tell, Lala has a curvy body and her breasts are no different. Her 89 cm bustline makes her nicely stacked, after all. The softness of the Xebec anime certainly helps as well, making her jiggle. However, I'm a bit iffy about seeing her topless. They just don't have a good amount of perkiness, or maybe her clothing makes it seem like she has cleavage than she should (considering how tight it usually is that's a fair idea). If you remember I had similar concerns about Yui who is from the same series. Finally, her nipples are small as well, which is always a good thing.
Oh, and don't worry about changing breast size due to your inventions Lala. I don't like synthetic means like that and yours are big enough anyway.
Grade: A

Clothes: Lala has two main outfits: her school uniform and Peke's outfit. Though I guess that her uniform is also partially Peke but you know what I mean. And I guess that's not counting nudity either, but that's another topic entirely xD. Anyway, while wearing Peke her outfit consists of a puffy full-body cream-colored outfit with a skirt and some other details. She also seems to wear tights as well, along with a necktie. This is the outfit most identified with Lala. As for her school uniform, since it's the same as Yui's from a while ago I'll just copy and paste: "It consists of a yellow sweater-vest with black lines around the sleeves and neck over a white short-sleeved shirt. She also has a blue bow tie around her neck and a plaid green skirt. During winter the uniform is instead a long-sleeved button up jacket (though still yellow) over a long-sleeved white shirt." Lala also wears thighhighs at school as well.
As far as other outfits, it's possible for Lala to wear any type of outfit at anytime. Peke is very handy that way, though frequent changes will wear her out and make her have to sleep. Some notable other outfits include a naked apron, a revealing black bikini, and a purple bikini that eventually became a thong and tight top (during that episode Rito got inside Peke's body and went haywire. Apparently if guys were in charge all girls would wear thongs, or something xD).
Grade: A

Mind
Personality: Lala is an alien princess who, through teleportation, landed naked in Rito's bath. She tried to escape from an arranged marriage as she's an alien princess. Yes, that sounds like most otaku's dreams (especially with all the nudity and harem members arriving), but this is a fanservice-driven series so it doesn't concern itself with plot or backstory (unless you consider boobs to be "plot" and butts to be "backstory"). Anyway, Rito is a nice guy so they start hanging around together and deal with problems that come up. And that's basically the plot for TLR. Darkness is a bit different though that doesn't have as much Lala as she got put in the "supporting cast" mistakenly.
Personality-wise Lala is a very cute girl. She's usually cheerful and nice but when she gets her mind to it she's pretty powerful (though that rarely happens). She can apparently shoot lasers out of her tail. However, her most distinguishing ability is that she likes to create crazy inventions and is a very smart girl (despite her airheadedness). These inventions may or may not have their intended effect, but more times than not they end up with perverse solutions (Look! I made a Pyon-Pyon Warp-Kun! It'll allow you to teleport around randomly in short distances! Though unfortunately you'll be naked after using it). She's somewhat of a klutz as well, always leaving her inventions where the plot of the day can happen upon them. There got to be a point in Darkness where her inventions showed up more often than she did! Early on she could be classified as a genki girl, but she's not as hyper as she once was. She's still optimistic and naive as well, though. She's also a caring sister to her twin imoutos Momo and Nana, using her inventions as a way of breaking up fights between the two. I really like how they did the sister relationship. Also the fact that her father was a galaxy invader may be the reason that Lala is so cheerful as a self-defense mechanism.
When I first saw TLR, I figured I'd like Haruna a lot more than Lala. However, this soon became the opposite as Lala's cheerful and playful attitude is fun to watch. Finally, Haruka Tomatsu voices Lala and gives her a somewhat high but still nice and steady voice.
Grade: B-

Libido: Lala is a naive girl but she does eventually fall for Rito. She falls for his bravery and kindness, if you were wondering. She also likes making him blush and panic apparently, as far as I heard, which sounds really nice! Lala also seems to lack a nudity taboo as she's grown up with a lack of modesty. She'll walk around naked, much to the other character's dismay. She just doesn't view it as sexual (if she did she'll probably be more embarrassed). Lala also originated the harem plan (Rito marrying multiple wives), though Momo is the one that ruined it by making it an obsession of hers. As said before, her tail is also sensitive though she doesn't like it being teased.
Grade: B-

Age: Lala is sixteen years old. This is a good age as she's the same age as Rito, but I would have preferred her to be slightly older (she is by a few months I guess; her birthday is July 7th while Rito's is October 16th). Then again, he's young-looking as it is anyway.
Grade: B+

Total Grades: 84
Average score: 9.3
Final Grade: B+

And that's the blog for today!

Nyarlko: WHAT! She's got a higher score than I do! Not only that, but she's only a point from getting a free image!

Lala: Wow! I didn't know that I was that great!

Neither did I, but I guess your sexy body made the difference. Though I like both of you very much.

Rana: Uhhhh...

*Rana starts to awaken from the poison.*

That's great, you're alright Rana!

Rana: ... Who are you all?

We're heroes who came to save you from bad people.

Rana: Where's Mommy?

She's safe back home, waiting for you with a nice big dinner I bet. In fact, Miss Emi here will even help you home while I defeat the big evil person!

Emi: Wait, why me?

Nyarlko: Because Topaz wants to be with girls he finds more attractive ehehe...

No, that's just coincidence! The true reason is that I need Nyarlko here to arrest the person in question properly while Lala will hopefully help disable her devices as needed.

Lala: Of course! Mr. Powerless was never supposed to be used in battle, let alone to make a person helpless!

Emi: I see then. Do not worry as I'll deliver this child safely.

Rana: Thank you Emi-neesan!

*Emi leaves with Rana while Nyarlko, Lala, and Topaz head back to the throne room. Upon getting there, they regroup for the final battle. Once there, Topaz makes a bold statement.*

I think I'll fight Techie on my own.

*The girls all gasp.*

Lala: But we won't be there to help you!

Maou: You won't even have your summons to help you.

Don't worry, I doubt that Techie can do anything that bad. Especially with Lala down here jamming her inventions.

Lala: Hmmm, that way I'll be out of danger and she won't realize what's happening. Great idea!

Haqua: What if she has another way of attacking you?

Hmmm, I hadn't though of that...

Elsie: See, Kami-sama! You're not prepared to face her!

I guess the best I can do is to enter the battle at full hit points!

Lala: Luckily I have Perky-Perky Mobile Enertron! Allow me to do so!

*Lala shoots Topaz with an energy beam.*

Well, I'm not hungry anymore but I'm still injured.

Nyarlko: Obviously what Mahiro wants is a BIIIG kiss from his favorite girl! *Attempts to kiss Topaz, but is held back.*

Not right now, but that's a good idea. Maybe if you girls all show your main attribute I'll level up! Though Nyarlko seems to have already tried her libido.

Nyarlko: Aww, Innsmouth! *snaps fingers*

Maou: I'll try first! Now, since Topaz seems to appreciate my otherwise useless meat I'll try to seduce him!

*Maou attempts to jiggle her breasts, but tries too hard to appeal and makes a fool out of herself.*

Sorry, but I don't think your breasts are good enough Maou. Though they're certainly grand.

Lala: I'm up next then! I'll try costumes for my attempt, are you ready Peke?

Peke: I sure am!

*Lala's outfit switches into numerous fetishy outfits, including a nurse, miko, and business woman. However, the rapid changes tire Peke out and she malfunctions, leaving Lala to wearing a sling bikini.*

Unfortunately despite being revealing, I'm not a fan of that outfit. You are fortunate that you didn't end up nude though!

Haqua: I'm next then, and I'll t-try my best!

*Haqua lifts her skirt and moons Topaz with her thong-clad butt. Topaz even pokes her buttcheek slightly.*

Ooh! Soft!

*Haqua slaps Topaz for that comment. Next, Head Maid walks up and only adjusts her glasses before stepping down.*

Encore encore! Though sadly I can't approve of that as you haven't been graded.

Elsie: Then it's all up to me, Kami-niisama! *beams a huge smile.*

THAT'S IT!

*Topaz shines with energy! Topaz levels up! Topaz gains +25 defense and refills his health!*

Now that I'm prepared, it's time....

*Topaz walks dramatically up the stairs to the roof, eager to defeat Techie once and for all. The girls cheer from him from below.*

*As Topaz opens the door, he finally hears Techie's voice.*

Techie: Hello Topaz. I've been expecting you...