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This is the Two-hundred-and-fifty-sixth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.



Welcome back to the blog everyone. We're still currently lost in the Demon King's castle but I'm aided by three beautiful girls!

Emi: I don't think getting us purposely lost is that "aided"!

Haqua: HEY! It's not my fault that the main hallway was caved in by some dumb sacred powers!

Unfortunately, two of them are tsunderes *sigh*...

Elsie: Don't worry Topaz, we'll get you to the throne room! Stay in a good mood.

I'll always be in a good mood with your beautiful smiling face, Elsie *swoons*.

Elsie: *blushes* K-Kaminiisama...

Haqua: Oh SURE. You're only looking at her face. I've seen your eyes stroll lower, pervert!

Emi: What? Keep your glances at yourself, Topaz!

That's sort of impossible unless I look at a mirror. And besides... *looks up Haqua and Emi's bodies.*

Emi: P-pervert! *puts arms around her chest*

Haqua: Dirty worm! *does the same.*

You two won't have to worry...much... so to speak.

Emi & Haqua: HEY!

*Emi even pulls out her sword and threatens Topaz.*

Emi: Tell me what you're thinking of this instant!

Oh nothing. Just thinking about food.

Emi: *sigh* Fine then. *lowers sword.*

For whatever reason I'm in the mood for normal burgers and flatbread though. I wonder why.

Elsie: That sounds delicious, I'll just make it and-

Everyone else: NO!

*They continue walking until Topaz makes a realization.*

Hey, speaking of bodies and Emi's in particular, why don't I start my blog on her?

Emi: Ugh, I've heard of these dumb internet blogs. Since there's nothing else to pass the time and it'll take light years before we get to the throne room I'll allow you to sing my praises.

I won't actually be singing though, no one wants that. But here we go...



Okay fine, so her birth name is technically "Emilia Justina" but for the purposes of this blog I'll be calling her Emi Yusa (her "Earth" name).

Head
Hair: Emi has long hair, reaching even past her waist and normally keeps it free. I always approve of this! Okay, so it's not entirely free as she has a braid on her right sidecurl, but as far as the back of her head is concerned it's kept free. She also has an ahoge about center in her bangs or so. Her bangs aren't styled anything special or perfect like a hime cut.
Emi has two different hair colors. The first one, her "normal" version, is a dark-ish red color. As you can imagine I'm not a huge fan of this color. The other version is her fighting form that's more white or grey, and I do like it more. Just not enough to completely approve of her hair (speaking of her white hair, with it and her armor she reminded me of a certain white-haired catgirl. Well, with a few significant differences, of course xD).
Grade: B-

Eyes: Emi has golden eyes, and I'm not a huge fan of them. I don't mind them as much on say, a kuudere with lighter hair, but yellow and red don't really go together as well. There's a bit of green in them, so it might be more accurate to call them greenish-yellow or olive or something, but my opinion doesn't change. Like her hair her eyes also change (turning red), but that was forgotten for the anime. I can't complain too hard, but mistakes like that shouldn't be made.
Shape-wise her eyes are fair. They're mainly almond-shaped but have somewhat longer eyelashes in the corner. There's also a dot in the center which is something that bothers me in images but isn't really noticeable in the show proper. One thing I will approve of, and I'll get to more in the next area, is that she shows a lot of emotion though her eyes. Be it glares or, er, more glares, it's very entertaining. Oh, and while her above image (MAL needs to start working eventually, right?) has sunglasses she doesn't wear them in the anime proper.
Grade: C

Face: Emi isn't all that outlandishly beautiful. She's certainly not ugly, but it's more of a generic beauty that a lot of anime girls have. I will say that she's attractive, of course, I like small features and she has them. But more than that, it's FUNNY. Not in the "laugh at her ugly face" way, more that Hataraku Maou-sama tends to use reaction comedy a lot. Because of this, Emi and her costars (especially Chiho) all have very amusing facial expressions. I like shows that can play with faces like this.
Grade: B+

Body
Build: Emi has a fairly slender body, especially in the next area. But I'm getting ahead of myself, it's time to discuss her body. It's just that there's not a lot to talk about. I suppose that her waist is pretty nice, at least judging from official art. Her butt is probably fair as well, though we barely get to see it. Her legs are alright but nothing that great and it's the same for her arms. Though I am glad to see that she's not too muscular as she does seem athletic in hero form (she also half angel so on occasion in the fighting she'll get large feathery wings). Unfortunately there's no measurements for anything, including height, so I can't say if she's taller or shorter than Maou, the lead male. They might just be the same height or approximately so.
Grade: B

Breasts: The reason for all the "burgers" jokes is that the show has one. In particular, when Chiho (who has a large chest) comes bouncing they show an image of two pound-sized burgers while Emi had two normal burgers. If you can't tell, Emi is a pretty flat girl and even has a complex about it.

Emi: You'd have a complex too if large breasts were constantly shoved in your face.

Oh, I'd have something, but not a complex. Not only that, but I bet it would be hard and I'm not talking about the difficulty.

Emi: PERVERT!

But there's nothing to be worried about. Small breasts have their good features as well! As you said, the cost of armor is less and you have greater agility. I long for the day where girls will stop being so obsessed over their breast size and appreciate what they have! After all, there's bound to be someone attracted to them.

Emi: Wow Topaz. That was actually sort of cool.

Except in this blog where I score large breasts more.
Grade: D+

Emi: DARN IT! You were acting like a better person rather than just a pervert.

Haqua: That's Topaz for you, the huge breast-obsessed internet nerd.

Hey, at least I'm better than a lot of harem leads!

Elsie: I like how Kami-niisama doesn't take offense at being called a "nerd"...

Clothes: Emi is seen most often in her work clothes. It's a lovely outfit consisting of a suit, and I do enjoy my suits. It's a white long-sleeved shirt with a grey vest over it. Around her neck she has a big bow tie/ribbon with a jewel in the center. With it she also wears a plaid tight skirt that goes about to her mid-thighs and high heels. She probably would score more points with pantyhose or thigh-high socks, but she doesn't seem to wear anything on her legs.
We first technically see Emi wearing her armor, though we don't know who she is at the time. It's a gold plated set of armor which reminds me of a certain Gilgamesh. But in all seriousness, it's a nice heroic suit of armor and I like it (it's not revealing like so many other armors and would be good to use in battle). Another outfit is a more serious work outfit consisting of a coat instead of the vest and the plaid skirt for a longer grey one. She also has her armored gauntlets and greaves so this could be an "inbetween" for her two forms. There are times where she wears pantyhose in this outfit, though. Finally, in the beach episode she wears a two-piece blue bikini with flora designs on it in some places. I don't approve of it though, if they wanted her to be in a swimsuit it should be a one piece like they did with Suzuno!
Grade: B+

Mind
Personality: Emi's past is a somewhat tragic one. She was taken away from her father at a young age as her mother was an angel. The Church trained her in the ways of combat and eventually gained the ability to use a holy sword. She can also use holy powers in a way that reminds me of Clerics or similar classes (not just healing, but more self-buff/holy damage-type of abilities). She was eventually able to visit her hometown, but it had been so long that it was razed by demons and her father was even killed. Later on she confronted the demon lord Satan and had the upper hand until he teleported to a strange new world. This world, of course, was Earth. Emi chased him there as well, trying not to lose him.
Once on Earth Emi didn't know what to do so she got a job at a call center. You know, like what you do for insurance and the like. The great thing is that she got so used to this way of living that it becomes a major part of who she is. Though she's not shy about revealing her past heroics, especially in public (where she gets odd looks from people who don't know about her). This is part of what makes her so much fun to watch. She's also sort of an honor blade. While she does team up with demons it's usually to defeat a greater threat or so. That doesn't mean that she likes them or anything as she still acts aggressive or passive-aggressive towards them. Luckily Maou and friends aren't really doing anything wrong, nor are they all that powerful (meaning that she won't get honor in slaying them). Thus she just sort of watches what they do. Though she does become somewhat of a tsundere, mocking Maou to his face but willing to defend him to others. She also often trips over stairs so I assume that she's somewhat clumsy as well. Overall I do like her. She's strong-willed and independent as well, making her a good role model or older sister-type. She might be a tsundere, but she's an entertaining one at that. I wouldn't say that she's perfect though.
Grade: B-

Libido: As said before, Emi is very tsundere about her feelings about Maou. She definitely has feelings, as shown when she arranged him and Chiho on a date but still spied on them. There's also a lot of other subtle things, but in the end Emi probably won't admit her feelings.
Grade: C

Age: Emi is only seventeen years old, but with her intelligence she was able to obtain an ID that says that she's in her 20's. This was mainly to get a better job, unlike a lot of kids who want a fake ID to get alcohol and such. Either way, seventeen isn't a bad age but she's barely under my preferred age range.
Grade: A-

Total Grades: 63
Average score: 7
Final Grade: B-

Emi: Grrr *bites thumbnail.*

What's the problem?

Emi: I didn't get a good score and it's all because I lack useless meat!

Well, that's not the only reason. Besides, you're great how you are! It's just my grading scale that's bad and I'm sure other people would rate you great. Just not for me.

Elsie: Kami-niisama is a friend to all women.

Haqua: *sighs and shakes head* That he is Elsie. But more to the point, now that the blog is done we don't have anything left to do and much further to go!

*The party approaches a three-way corner.*

Emi: Hmmm, there's two ways to go now.

Elsie: But which way to the throne room?

Haqua: *Points a random direction* This way!

Are you sure?

Haqua: Of course. Do you think I'll be wrong ALL the time?

Of course not *starts heading down the opposite way.*

Haqua: HEY!

Elsie: That's the wrong way Kami-niisama!

No, it's the one that Haqua didn't pick. Thus it should be correct.

Emi: Can't argue with that logic.

Haqua: I HIGHLY doubt I'm that wro-

???: Actually that is the way to the throne room.

*A meganekko maid rolls a cart up behind the four of them.*

Head Maid: Oh, I didn't see you two here. How have you been doing, H and E?

Elsie: I'm doing great, but I'd be even better if there's some of those cookies I love so much.

*Head Maid hands Elsie a large cookie, which she eats cutely.*

Haqua: Actually we've been looking for the throne room. It seems to have eluded us for weeks!

Us?

Haqua: HEY! You weren't making much progress even without my help!

Head Maid: Just follow me, I was headed there anyway.

*Head Maid continues to walk towards the throne room and the others follow her. She stops outside the door.*

Head Maid: Now, I don't know how Maou and Techie will react so I'll go in first.

Alright then, stay safe.

*She enters the door and loud voices are heard. Next the sound of a rocket blasting off is heard, followed by a roar and another blast. Head Maid is shot through the door, her arm ripped off.*

AH! Are you alright?

Head Maid: Do not worry, I can heal from this. But Techie was able to assume control of Demon King. Then she took off, leaving my mistress to attack me. Have caution facing her, for she's became powerful and crazy.

Emi: ALL demons are crazy, so don't fear as I have no qualms about slaying Demon King if she attacks.

Let me at her first, hopefully I can calm her down....

*Topaz nervously walks past the destroyed door and into the dark room. Haqua and Emi follow with Elsie trying her best to comfort Head Maid.*