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May 23, 2013 7:21 AM
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Rrrrrr…. Zzzzz…. Rrrrr…. Zzzzzz….

: Zettai! Zettai, wake up!

Rrrr…. Huh, what’s going on? A fire? An earthquake? A Eurovision?

: No, idiot. You need to do this week’s blog.

What? I already did three blogs, now I just have to wait until the monthly supervillain shows up. That’s how it’s been so far.

: Yes, but this is MAY!

I don’t get it. Is this because I didn’t do a Mother’s Day special blog?

: Hello? Hello? Is anyone home? *hits Zettai’s head* Think, Zettai, think!

Stop, stop! Well... Maybe the problem is…. HOLD ON!

: OBJECTION!

No, I just realized May has FIVE Thursdays! I need to make FOUR blogs this time! Mamma mia!

: I told you, idiot. Now what shall we do?

: My moment has arrived.

: That voice… Kana?

: I am the “savior character” and my name is…



: What does that make me?

A big damn heroine!

: I still think you’re Kana. That voice! That hair! That tendency to do weird things!

: I am sorry, but I’m not your elder sister. I only have a sibling and he’s a man.

: But…

Alright, Matsurika. Are you here so I can make a blog of you?

: Well, why would I be here otherwise?

That is a fine point. Onward!

Head

Hair
Grey hair is a bit unusual, but I like it and it actually suits Matsurika pretty well. Her hair is long and in twintails, which I consider adorable and have a little “wave” to them to make them more visually appealing. She also keeps a frilly maid headband on at almost all times for extra cuteness. Her front bangs are blunt as well for extra moe appeal. In fact, in the rare times she puts her hair down it’s a borderline hime cut, only missing the sidebangs being long! Matsurika has certainly sexy hair.
Grade: A-

: Twintails and hime cut otherwise? Confess, Kana! Why did you dye your hair? Are you a delinquent now? Haruka-neesama will be sad!

: I am not Kana Minami. My name is Matsurika.

Eyes
Golden eyes are really beautiful and go well with her grey hair somehow, not to mention giving Matsurika’s quiet self more of a striking presence. I also like how there is no “black” in her eyes, just a darker gold. Her light tsurime helps, too.
Grade: A

Body

Build
At 162 cm Matsurika is not overly tall, nor small and cute, and sadly there are no other measurements except her average height. In fact she is kind of average. Ultimately that might be the best way to describe her body. Sadly for me, her most known feature is her chest because of a certain scene in the first season’s OP. At least said chest is kind of, well, average! The rest of her body isn’t bad actually, while because of her costume it mostly remains hidden the times we get a good view she’s nice, her legs too. Overall, while not the best Matsurika is pretty good-looking.
Grade: B+

: Kana! You had a growth spurt!

: You seriously worry me, Onion Woman.

: O-Onion?

Butt
Again, hard to see it because of her costume. There is, however, a pretty nice official art focused on her butt. SHAFT was probably channeling Xebec tho, since the shot is in a tight skirt and it makes appreciating her ass difficult. We can see she has some curve to it and isn’t all too bad, but dammit, do it better next time.
Grade: C

: So those were butt pads, Kana?

: No, my butt is all natural. *lifts her skirt and lowers her drawers, revealing her maid ass in a black thong* See?

Ungh! *nosebleeds*

: All those perverts are the same…

: …Why are you wearing a thong under the drawers?

Clothes
Despite being a student, Matsurika is spared from wearing the uniform. Instead she wears her maid costume, which is rather frilly and lovely. It even comes with a frilly bonnet as mentioned in hair! The only drawback is the unsexy drawers as I said on butt. In-series she rarely changes clothes, but on the mandatory pool episode she wears a SCHOOL SWIMSUIT, and a WHITE one! Yes, regular ones are normally better, but white suits her better, and it even has the name tag for added moe points! So wonderful! Official art helps a little with some dresses and a dull white nurse costume, but that’s it.
Grade: B+

: Working as a maid… Kana, you can come back home if you want.

: How I must tell you we’re not related, Leafhead?

Mind

Personality
Matsurika is the personal maid of Mariya, the main GUY. Yeah, that’s a dude. Moving on, she is always at his side and works hard on supporting him on his mission of hiding his gender. There’s a reason for that, trust me. While Mariya fakes niceness in front of people and is rude in privacy, he is relatively not rude to Matsurika. Sure, he “uses” her for a variety of things, like the infamous MAIDGUITAR from the OP, but he never gets angry at her; that implies her dominance. Because, see, Matsurika is quiet but can be rather rude, especially with Kanako the main girl, whom she insults for her height and perversion. The author even calls Matsurika “A tsundere with no dere” but I think he was high on something and confused her with Kirino, because Matsurika is not tsun either; she’s a snarky kuudere if anything. She is lacking on dere points tho.
Grade: A-

Libido
Uuuh… She has one? She doesn’t seem to be attracted to anyone or anything, ever. Matsurika has some “femdom” moments and she gets props for that, but otherwise this is not her best trait.
Grade: D+

Age
While not outright stated, Matsurika is a first year high school student and is therefore 15-16 years old. Wow, this section is always really short.
Grade: B+

: It’s not good to lie about your age! This also proves you’re Kana, you’re lying and yet you’re doing it wrong!

: Again with this?

Voice
Marina Inoue has a lovely voice and she does a very nice KDEG voice for Matsurika. Her OP is great as well! And for the record, she also does Chiaki’s older sister Kana in Minami-ke, that’s why Chiaki was so confused.
Grade: A-

Total: 72 (B)

: So… You aren’t my sister?

: Took you enough.

Well, of course! Your sister isn’t awesome enough to be Matsurika!

: Hey, nobody insults my sister except ME! *Fujiokas Zettai*

Umph!

: This might be a bit out of place… But today is Kiss Day.

…And?

: Well… *kisses Zettai passionately* Let not be said I have no libido.

: !

Wow… That was just… Wow…

: And with this, I take my leave. *jump-skips away*

: Wait a second… You lazy all week… And get a mooning and a kiss out of it? Are you a harem lead?

Some questions might never get an answer, it’s like trying to find out the size of the universe or why Xebec hates Mikan.

Posted by ZettaiRyouiki | May 23, 2013 7:21 AM | Add a comment
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