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: With all the recent attacks, I can’t get a break! *quickly enters her Core Gunner and sits down* Oh, there’s a new seat! So soft! Maybe one of the mechanics installed it?

Hello.

: Ack! Who are you and why are you sitting in my seat?

Because I wanted to write a blog about you! And also feel your big ass…

: Hey, don’t call my ass big!

That was in a positive way, really! I love large asses like yours!

: Heh… Interesting. I haven’t heard anyone praise my butt in a long time. Fine then! You can write that blog about me! But!

I’ll write about your butt too!

: Idiot. I meant to say you can write the blog IF you’re quick! I need to sortie!

Sure, it will take about 1200 words! But first let me introduce you to everyone:




: Now get to it!

Yes, yes.

Head

Hair
It’s long, dark and the bangs are a bit hime cut-ish. There’s only one problem: Images, even official ones, can’t seem to agree whenever her hair is dark blue or dark green! While dark blue is my second favorite hair color and goes well with her clothing, dark green is good but not as impressive and matches her a little less well. Therefore, I did the Solomon thing and averaged the scores for dark blue and dark green hair. Go genius solutions. Oh yeah, in a flashback her hair was shorter, glad she grew it out.
Grade: A-

Eyes
Much like her hair, Shizuru’s eyes are hard to gauge, but they seem to be between blue and purple. Blue is kind of bad; sure, it matches her hair and clothes, but we already have two main girls with blue eyes in this show and a few secondary ones! Purple is more original and goes well with her colors too. So this score is an average of the possible ones, again.
Grade: B

Body

Build
Standing 167 cm tall, Shizuru is clearly meant to be the tall and impressive type. While personally tall girls aren’t my thing, for dommish girls it works and she fits on there, so we’re good. Her official measurements are 87-53-88, making her the assiest girl in the cast and third bustiest; only out of those with measurements tho, surely at least Ekaterina is bigger. Her butt is her main trait, but this doesn’t go here so just remember that. Her chest is notably large and she bounces every now and then, but they never really bring this up so it’s not as bad. Her robot bounces too, by the way. Thankfully the rest of her body is nice, as under her lovely ass she has a pair of nice, strong legs that she definitely toned up right with all her training. In short, while not perfect she has a great body, just perfect for a show known for its fanservice. Oh yeah, in the epilogue her chest grows a lot, but we’ll just pretend this never happened.
Grade: B

: I thought you were going to talk about my butt. That was more about my chest and legs…

Just you wait!

Butt
As said, Shizuru’s main feature is her big, glorious ass. Even in-series she’s recognized as having a large bottom, though it’s mentioned in a joking manner and not in a praising one, sadly. Then again, it’s not like this show has characters filibustering about large chests, so they get a pass. Besides, admiration or mockery matters little when the end result does not disappoint, and Shizuru’s lovely “end” does not: We have her famous scene where she gets her butt stuck entering HER OWN ROBOT in a scene that made assmen all over the world fall in love with her, though before that we already saw her generous backside NUDE in a bathing scene looking round and glorious on its soft perfection. A later pool visit left us with her ass in a thong swimsuit, as if her regular battle outfit wasn’t thong-tastic enough! Even outside of the anime her ass gets love: there’s a nice piece of official art with her in a gym uniform and bent over, and the official PS2 game gives her a fanservicey butt cut-in; considering all the other girls but the loli get chest ones, it’s clear they knew Shizuru appeals to ass fans. And that she does well, considering most of her fanart focuses on, why yes, her luscious ample backside. Finally, there’s an image in the doujinshi the anime makers did to gather funds for the second season that has her seemingly about to place a “missile” in her butt, as a finisher to all her ass wonder all over. In short, Shizuru’s butt deserves its spot in the Ass Hall of Fame, were said thing to exist.
Grade: A-

Are those enough words about your butt?

: More than I expected! You’re a funny guy, if a big pervert…

Clothes
She lacks the wardrobe of other girls, but she makes up for it by playing to her strengths, namely her big ass! Her regular non-battle uniform has a nice blue jacket and a tight blue skirt, which goes well with her colors and body. Her main and best costume, however, is her pilot outfit, being basically a dark blue and white leotard with some red bits. Not only it matches her hair, it suits her wonderful body very well and shows off a lot of ass! She even has a pair of sexy boots attached to the leotard by a strap for bonus appeal. All her other outfits are more occasional, but nice: Her training underwear is simple but sexy, in a pool episode she wears a white one-piece with a THONG bottom as above stated, and official art adds a gym uniform with dark green buruma and yukata for some moe points. As said, her choices might be limited, but they’re perfect for her.
Grade: B+

Mind

Personality
Like I said for her build, Shizuru is the tall and imposing type. She might not be as dommy as others, but she definitely is ass-ertive and a bit of a tease. She can also be sweet and gentle, not that there is a problem with this as having a cute side never hurts. For some reason in SRW K she enjoys gossiping, something she never does and, honestly, doesn’t fit her at all given her caring side. Oh yeah, I suppose I could talk about her battle abilities as well: She’s proficient in firearms and that’s why she pilots the Core Gunner, a sniper unit that actually vaguely resembles Shizuru. Sadly its secret weapon is not in the Core Gunner’s ass but rather in its chest. Really, it has hidden guns in there. Anyway, I like snipers and that benefits Shizuru as well, not to mention it fits her “cool and serious” nature perfectly. Basically, Shizuru is a blend of several characters types that I like and she manages to come out great from that.
Grade: A-

: Honestly, a gun in the Core Gunner’s ass would be just impractical. I wouldn’t be able to see my target!

Well, you don’t need to see it. It could be for times you just KNOW there is someone after your behind.

: I think I could use that gun right about now…

Libido
Being dominant and teasing never hurts in a beautiful girl for me, as Shizuru’s good score demonstrates. Like most of the main female cast she’s in love with Gou, but she also has something going on with Kouji. One is older and taller than her and the other is a bit younger than her, so it evens out, if in a positive manner. Her relationship with Shinobu is only platonic, however; do not confuse her with Fasalina. Her only flaw in this field is not being proud of her huge ass, but since it’s a joke I won’t hold her butt against her; she can hold it against me!
Grade: B

Age
Her one and only flaw. At 28 Shizuru isn’t really OLD or anything like that, but as far anime girls go it’d be better if she was, well, half that. Also we see her at age 23 in flashbacks and age 36 in the epilogue, but neither really does much for her rating.
Grade: D+

: I’m not old, you middle school girl maniac!

Well, that’s just how I score things. Don’t worry, it’s just one factor!

: Hmph!

Voice
Yumi Kakazu has a really cute voice that somehow still fits Shizuru’s dommy awesomeness perfectly. While I haven’t heard much of her, she’s just perfect for Shizuru, and I appreciated her voice very much! Also this has nothing to do with her, but this show has one of those openings that get in your head and now I’m thinking of it all the time, dammit.
Grade: B+

Total: 74 (B)

And that’s a wrap.

: Excellent, now get out of the Core Gunner!

I’d love to, but you’re sitting on my lap!

: Well, I can’t really get out either, this is too cramped! *moves to the sides to try to open the door, shaking her ass at the same time in accident*

W-W-Watch out!

: Be quiet! This is aaaall your fault! *shakes her ass more while trying to open the door, unsuccessfully*

Y-Y-You’re starting to remind of a certain gorilla dance!

: Hey, don’t insult me! *bounces her butt more in anger* You-

: Hey, Shizuru, are you okay? Everyone is waiting for you! *opens the door from the outside*

Oh, errr…

: Thank you, Anna! *leaves, letting Zettai’s obvious “happiness” on plain sight*

: Who are you and what were you doing with Shizuru’s incredibly sexy ass I’m secretly jealous of?

Everything has a reasonable explanation. See, I wanted to write about Shizuru, so for that I waited for her in the Core Gu-

: Enough! Get out of here, you perverted boy! *grabs a broom*

-nneeeeeer! *runs away*

: *runs after Zettai*

I’m tired of this gaaaaaaag!