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Hello, and welcome to Zettai’s Blog, or ZettaiBlog to summarize. From now, I’ll be reviewing girls every week just like Topaz does. If you’ve ever read my guest blogs you’ll know what to expect. If not, well, my tastes are a little different to that of Topaz. I prefer asses to breasts and girls who are a bit loli but not overly so are my ideal. The voice is important too! You’ll see in due time.

To start, we have a girl who is not loli but delivers in the other field. Without further ado:



: Fufu, I expect you to do a good job talking about the Queen of Amara, young man.
Leave it to me! I want a decent first blog, after all.

Head

Hair
Menace has black hair with blunt bangs. That alone ensures she can’t get a bad rating. Sadly her hair is on the short side, though admittedly it suits her Egyptian theme. It’s a nice haircut at least.
Grade: B-

Eyes
Blue eyes aren’t bad, but just kind of overdone in anime. Queen’s Blade in particular is rather bad, out of 19 girls a total of 14 have blue eyes, with the other 5 being completely different from each other even! Menace doesn’t look half bad with them, mind you, but it clashes with the “desert” theme she has, especially since her black hair and dark skin suits so well. Still beats the Aryan Desert Elves from ZnT.
Grade: C+

: I hope you have no problem with my eyes, young man.
No, not at all! It’s just… Well…
: Making you squirm is too easy~

Body

Build
At a mere 157 cm Menace is actually a bit on the short side, but I consider that a plus. Like most girls from her series she has a rather curvy body, as her 90/58/85 measurements reveal. Her rather noticeable chest is her main issue for me; thankfully she doesn’t show it much compared to other girls in her series. Thankfully this is balanced for her pleasant lower body, including some really sexy thighs! In addition I should mention she has dark skin as befit of a desert queen. It looks really good on her!
Grade: B+

Butt
By far her best feature, Menace has one of the best asses in her franchise, and that says something when one of its main draws is the voluptuous bodies of its female character. Besides being round and sexy, Menace has a rather unique choice of underwear in a striped thong. Or striped panties too small for her ass, hard to say. Thanks to them she’s easily recognizable and looks sexy and a little, dare I say, cute at the same time! In addition, her fanservice seems to favor her posterior to her front, especially when compared to other girls, helping to conclude she is meant to be THE ass character from the original series. Her only “flaw” is never getting to do anything special with it. If only she’d grabbed Cetra with it…
Grade: B+

: I’m sure you’d love to be Cetra then~
Guilty as charged.

Clothes
Her regular outfit, aside from the striped “panties” mentioned before, is a very Egyptian-themed outfit that hides very little of her body, though luckily for me her chest is mostly covered. It’s pretty sexy and suits her well, so I’m pleased. Her alternate clothes aren’t as appealing, tho. In the DVD special she has a rather bland sailor uniform, which is not exactly my thing, and various swimsuits, mostly bikinis as well as a slingshot bikini. None of them are particularly noteworthy, save for the tiger bikini including a tail for bonus points. To be fair, Queen’s Blade prefers having girls “specialize” in a certain kind of cosplay as opposed to give everyone everything, so this is bound to happen.
Grade: B-

Mind

Personality
Menace is the queen of the kingdom of Amara, which was destroyed four millennia ago. Now she has been resurrected by the Swamp Witch, but she has broken free and wants to bring back her kingdom. As expected from such a mighty Queen she’s an assertive woman, if a bit on the playful side. Or rather said, quite on the playful and pampered side. Nevertheless, she’s a very fun character!
Grade: B

Libido
Menace is a very dominant woman who enjoys being the one in charge. While that is usually an easy win for me, there’s a slight problem here: There’s no particular “target” to her actions, like a slave she takes her fury on. That limits a little her appeal, but nevertheless she is a lovely sadist.
: Never thought of having a frustrations slave… Maybe I could get myself one. I have one on mind already…
Grade: B

Age
Good news: Menace is ageless, having being resurrected by the Witch of the Swamp’s magic. That is a great thing, and the only reason she does not score higher is because non-aging lolis are better than other non-aging girls.
Grade: B+

Voice
Yuuko Gotou provides the voice for Menace. While I’m usually not her biggest fan, as Menace she does a really nice job! Like Kaori Nazuka or Aki Toyosaki, she gets mostly sweet girls but excels when given a serious one. Also, as a related noted Yuuko Gotou is a big fan of Souther from Hokuto no Ken, who also has an Egyptian theme: That’s why Menace has Souther’s moves in the QsB video games! Or so I heard.
Grade: B

Total: 70 (B-)
: I expected higher!
It’s a “B” for “butt” like your ample butt, my Highness.
: I deserve an “A” for my huge ass better~

Well, that sums up the first week’s blog. Turn up next week for more analysis!