07-26-09, 6:07 AM
SKITS IX
Character: Miko, Tony, Hannah, Sarah, Angela and Mr. Hiyan
Setting: Guidance Councilor's office
Mr. Hiyan enters the room
Angela: good morning mr. hiyan
Mr. Hiyan: ah, my good student assistant good morning. Is my 8 am appointment here?
Angela: yes sir. they are early.
mr. hiyan opens the door, sees Hannah and Sarah at opposite ends of the room.
Mr. Hiyan: I heard i was only handling 2 students?
Angela: i let them in sir, Miko and Tony insists
Miko: Sir, the site you gave is a dead link.
Tony: the place for free por-
Mr. Hiyan: -TABLE PSP!!!, thank you angela i'll handle it.
you two sit.
Miko: do we really need to stick around?
Mr. Hiyan: ok, Hannah and Sarah, i heard you two did a stunt in the hallway yesterday?
Tony: it was a cat fight sir, the pulled each other's hair and clothes off. the picture of Sarah in her bra is still circulating the net.
Mr. Hiyan: thank you for butting in, Tony.
Miko: look, we'll leave.
Mr. Hiyan: Stay, i insist.
Hannah: stands that bastard posted a blog on how yuri beats yaoi anyday. no you stupid bitch, yaoi is better.
Sarah: is that so? how the hell is 2 guys kissing hot?
Tony: pretty hot.
Miko: wait, you guys fought what's the better genre.
Hannah: you're a girl, how can you like 2 girls kissing, it's abnormal.
Tony: pretty normal.
Sarah and Hannah: Shut up!
Mr. Hiyan: so you guys displayed animalistic actions just to prove that the other genre is better?
Hannah: There is a growing support for yaoi, even guys like it.
have you seen junjo romantica, you stupid-
Sarah: yea, i've seen it. it was boring.
Strawberry panic was better!!
slaps hannah
Miko: woah, stop!!!
ok, i need you guys to sit down. i think this is more than what is the better genre.
you guys are jealous of the other.
Sarah: ha! preposterous, why would i be jealous? so what if she is the smartest girl in our batch? so what if the teachers praise her positively? so what if she is a gifted child?
Hannah: hmph! i wouldn't be jealous of her? re-known artist of our campus, famous cosplayer of the district, her drawings are displayed in every classroom. so what if she is a gifted child?
Sarah and Hannah: what? you think i'm gifted?
Sarah and Hannah looks at each other, blushed
Sarah: well, yaoi is pretty awesome. junjo romantica is kinda good. plus minami haruka's works are awesome.
Hannah: and yuri is pretty good. strawberry panic is hot. two girls kissing is enchanting. you wanna grab so breakfast?
Sarah: blushes sure. smiles
Sarah and Hannah walks out the room together.
Tony: pretty good Miko, you're a natural. how did you know they were jealous of each other?
Miko: I dunno...i saw the same situation in anime.
Mr. Hiyan: and you wanted to leave. i had no idea what yaoi is. i thought it was a japanese band.
Tony: that's understandable. i thought yuri was a filipino style pancake.
Miko: you guys....
are idiots..
Mr. Hiyan: guilty as charge.
Angela: interrupts
but you know, hentai is better, don't you think?
Mr. Hiyan, Miko and Tony: yeah.
XXD
THE END
Setting: Guidance Councilor's office
Mr. Hiyan enters the room
Angela: good morning mr. hiyan
Mr. Hiyan: ah, my good student assistant good morning. Is my 8 am appointment here?
Angela: yes sir. they are early.
mr. hiyan opens the door, sees Hannah and Sarah at opposite ends of the room.
Mr. Hiyan: I heard i was only handling 2 students?
Angela: i let them in sir, Miko and Tony insists
Miko: Sir, the site you gave is a dead link.
Tony: the place for free por-
Mr. Hiyan: -TABLE PSP!!!, thank you angela i'll handle it.
you two sit.
Miko: do we really need to stick around?
Mr. Hiyan: ok, Hannah and Sarah, i heard you two did a stunt in the hallway yesterday?
Tony: it was a cat fight sir, the pulled each other's hair and clothes off. the picture of Sarah in her bra is still circulating the net.
Mr. Hiyan: thank you for butting in, Tony.
Miko: look, we'll leave.
Mr. Hiyan: Stay, i insist.
Hannah: stands that bastard posted a blog on how yuri beats yaoi anyday. no you stupid bitch, yaoi is better.
Sarah: is that so? how the hell is 2 guys kissing hot?
Tony: pretty hot.
Miko: wait, you guys fought what's the better genre.
Hannah: you're a girl, how can you like 2 girls kissing, it's abnormal.
Tony: pretty normal.
Sarah and Hannah: Shut up!
Mr. Hiyan: so you guys displayed animalistic actions just to prove that the other genre is better?
Hannah: There is a growing support for yaoi, even guys like it.
have you seen junjo romantica, you stupid-
Sarah: yea, i've seen it. it was boring.
Strawberry panic was better!!
slaps hannah
Miko: woah, stop!!!
ok, i need you guys to sit down. i think this is more than what is the better genre.
you guys are jealous of the other.
Sarah: ha! preposterous, why would i be jealous? so what if she is the smartest girl in our batch? so what if the teachers praise her positively? so what if she is a gifted child?
Hannah: hmph! i wouldn't be jealous of her? re-known artist of our campus, famous cosplayer of the district, her drawings are displayed in every classroom. so what if she is a gifted child?
Sarah and Hannah: what? you think i'm gifted?
Sarah and Hannah looks at each other, blushed
Sarah: well, yaoi is pretty awesome. junjo romantica is kinda good. plus minami haruka's works are awesome.
Hannah: and yuri is pretty good. strawberry panic is hot. two girls kissing is enchanting. you wanna grab so breakfast?
Sarah: blushes sure. smiles
Sarah and Hannah walks out the room together.
Tony: pretty good Miko, you're a natural. how did you know they were jealous of each other?
Miko: I dunno...i saw the same situation in anime.
Mr. Hiyan: and you wanted to leave. i had no idea what yaoi is. i thought it was a japanese band.
Tony: that's understandable. i thought yuri was a filipino style pancake.
Miko: you guys....
are idiots..
Mr. Hiyan: guilty as charge.
Angela: interrupts
but you know, hentai is better, don't you think?
Mr. Hiyan, Miko and Tony: yeah.
XXD
THE END
Posted by setsuna-chan | 07-26-09, 6:07 AM | 8 comments
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miscs | 08-05-09, 2:30 AM
lol Awesome like the last one you showed me, but even better.I wanna write one these now ^_^" |
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Helena | 07-26-09, 9:18 PM
hehehehe...very cool!!xD *///* |
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clear1140 | 07-26-09, 5:01 PM
what the???!!eheheh .. cool .. never expected this kinda of skit wahaha and i agree with tenori-tan *nods* nyahahaha |
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tenori-tan | 07-26-09, 12:17 PM
"hentai is better" = roflwould then either yaoi or yuri hentai be even better better? like the best of best? lol |
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inn0centdem0n | 07-26-09, 8:06 AM
LOL. mo! xD i dunno what wiLL i react? LOL |
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-MagentaDusk- | 07-26-09, 7:33 AM
that's hilarious~ "filipino style pancake" pffthahahah~ :D |
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flanelowakoszula | 07-26-09, 7:31 AM
loli loli XDD
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Haruka-SD | 07-26-09, 7:28 AM
oh lol "filipino style pancake"? xD epic |