DonKangolJones's Blog

May 11, 2009 2:08 PM
Anime Relations: .hack//Sign, Bleach, Noir, Code Geass: Hangyaku no Lelouch, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann
#5 Mireille of Noir - oh Mireille, you weren’t the best assassin in the show. But you were the hottest. Lets run down the list. FIRST, she’s bad@$$! I belive in an old Newtype of mine, they actually have a count of how many people her and Kirika killed. Its pretty big. And that was when they teamed up, she’d been killing for years before that. Second, she’s hot. She’s beautiful. She’s got her sh*t together. You forget how young she is because she’s so experienced at life and does everything completely on her own. I want her, I want her bad. The fact that I never saw pantsu during the show’s run drove me crazy. Good thing I found that AWESOME secrect omake on the DVD. >;-) D@mn right! Its real!

#4 Subaru of SIGN - Subaru showed up before I knew what moe was, so I didn’t notice when the moe turned bad and I started thinking she was a HPC (Hot Player Character). She had a beautiful character design, she carried a massive axe and was still as sweet and demure as possible and had those cute little wings on her back. A beautiful character with a gentle personality.

#3 Kallen of Code Geass - I think a diverse number of character archetypes have been represented. But of course there has to be a hot tsundere on the list. For Kallen they mixed cute, hot and viscious together well. And guess the one knock against her is that I didn’t think she was terribly bright. She was as good as any pilot out there and I’ll never forget her 3 shining moments. Her taking down Suzaku (>:-o “BOOOOOO!”), her in that bunny outfit (score!) and her kissing Lelouch. Lelouch, you did take it like homo. The forums were right. You could’ve taken her somewhere and ravaged her. Nothing in your plan required you dying as a virgin. You tard!

#2 Yoko of Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann - “Her bathing suit covers more than her regular clothes.” Yeah, that’s awesome! And true. I don’t need to explain why Yoko is hot. LOOK AT HER! If you don’t like her looks, you’re either gay (male not female) or you like lolis too much! Sure she’s an awesome girl underneath, though she may have a slight touch of death underneath when it comes to GAR characters, but she looks AMAZING!

GAINAX! THUMBS UP! YOU CAME UP WITH A WINNER!

#1 Yoruichi of Bleach - Yoruichi – “the Goddess of Flash”, oh how I wish that were literal. Yoruichi! You are #1! You are hot! You are bad@$$! In a show that seems to be about "spirit samurai", Yoruichi is a peerless ninja. And I like ninjas. You’re outfit is sexy as hell! I love the brown skin! You don’t mind walking around naked! I love those sexy, dangerous eyes! You’re butt is nice, too! Underneath all that yo have a cool laid back personality. Yeah! Hands down! Yoruichi is the winner! I claim her! There will be no fapping to her! The end!
Posted by DonKangolJones | May 11, 2009 2:08 PM | 2 comments
Sesame-chan | Jun 24, 2009 7:57 PM
*Fans self* is it hot in here?
Weirdly, I enjoyed reading your list ^^"
I'm sure you too had "fun" wiring it XD
What's even more strange is that I feel like fighting you over Yoruichi o_O !!
Sir, you are cruisin' for a bruisin' when you say you claim her >[

You know, if it were me I would've added Lady of DMC too <3
But I'm grateful that neither Suzumiya Haruhi nor Misa are in here >_>
 
tehnominator | May 11, 2009 2:30 PM
Mireille: Whoa, a blonde in your top 5? Finally! And oh. My. God. Mireille must have been my first yuri crush ever. There's just something about a woman who can take out about twenty men with a handgun WHILE in heels, dressed in a mini, and clutching to her purse. There's no need to lose that femininity and like Nikita, she sure is one deadly femme ;) I don't know how old she is (judging from the 300 flashbacks in Noir, I would suspect somewhere between 20-24) but she is one fine lady. Got her own apartment, got a steady job, got a potted plant and moped. Awesome.

Subaru: Another blue haired girl. Fetish confirmed.

Kallen: I dunno why so many people hate on her! She's great! She's one of the only bloody reasons I watched that show--to see her kick the crap out of crap with her mecha. With it's awesome malformed giant arm. Ledouche is ghey >:0 And she did win so many points for Falcon Punching Suzaku's balls out of alignment.

Yoko: I haven't seen this one yet, but of all the pics I've ever seen of this woman... well... *loosens collar* Ahem, is it hot in here??

Yoruichi: Are you demanding a throw down here, sir?! How dare you take the Goddess of Flash(ing tehnominator alone) as your own?! Mortal! But that aside, I fully agree with you 100% as who the hottest out of your Top 5 is. There is something about her voice too, which you didn't seem to mention. That voice... God, it can rip the clothes right off of ya, I kid you not. Playful? Sexy? Check and check.
 
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